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Can we have an experiment?
It's something I've always wondered about god.
What if we prayed to someone who obviously isn't a god. What could happen? Would that person become Almighty or lose their mind? Would anything happen at all?
If you'd all like to try it. Pray to me as you would any other "god"
Let's see what happens.
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Satan has gotten relatively desperate in the 21st century, and in a last effort attempts to use the internet to reach his target audience.
His thread sadly necro'd before anyone could be converted to the dark side.
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>>18806782
you should give people something to call you, it makes praying easier.
>dear 4chan person who posted the thread with the skeleton in the store picture, please grant me a million dollars.
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>>18806782
> pray to me
> gives no details
> "I pray to the retard on that one 4chan thread"
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>>18806789
oh, jerkballs. nevermind.
brb going to pray to jerkballs for a million dollars.
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>>18806794
AS A GOD I ONLY GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A MIKLION DOLLARS
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Heavenly jerkballs, please grant peace among nations and end world famine
In jerkballs name, amen
(Sage)
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>>18806803
Kill 10 frogs and say my name thrice for eacheth slay
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>>18806808
considering most people eat possibly more intelligent animals on a daily basis this isn't even that hardcore, especially if you live in the states
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Well. At least I laughed today.
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>>18806786
lol
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>>18806782
>>>/pol/
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>>18806913
I am a gentle god
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>>18807037
>not a Genital god
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