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Is there any way to increase your chances of a UFO encounter/abduction? Maybe by summoning? Is there any way to do this?
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>>18805911

The "aliens" are probably not even extraterrestrial in the conventional sense of interplanetary visitors. We know almost nothing about them or their motives.

We do however know that they are interested in our reproductive and spiritual properties, they have a total mastery of our technology and nervous system, and they monitor people across generations and family lines.

So if you ancestors were not abductees or at least recall weird episodes of missing time, then you most likely will never encounter (((them))).

They have total control over who and when they show themselves. Their technology right now appears like magic to us.
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>>18805911
Show up a banana in your anus and Try to fart

If shyt stains are on the banana when you take it out then its a sign that ugagagi will visit you to night
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Start worshipping Satan
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>>18805911
Basically if you do interesting things, multidimensional beings will take interest. So if you project a thoughtform ufo into an alien reality, the aliens will probably start sending ufos to you for interaction. Really do lots of astrology and look at the constellations, then dream of them and start sending and receiving astral energy from other stars. Its likely any contact is preagreed before your incarnation, but if you jump your astral body into another dimension you sort of force the issue and they will start interaction with you. You should research world trees and learn how to use your spiritual abilities to interact with other realms.
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>>18805911
The best way to gain anyone's interest is to be interesting.
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this
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