What do you find more terrifying /x/, Zombies or Skeletons?

>>18786984
>What do you find more terrifying /x/, Zombies or Skeletons?

/x/, definitely /x/

>>18786984
How do you know skeletons are not just really old zombies?

>>18786988
lel

>>18786990
How do skeletons are able to move?

Zombies. I live with a skelington inside me 24/7.

>>18786992
Magic, duh

Obviously a zombie, skelingtons are the least frightening entities in existance, we only pretend otherwise so we don't hurt their feelings.

>sorry if your a skelington.

>>18787000
these trips are a lie. Skelingtons are spooky

>>18786995

>I live with a skelington inside me 24/7.

Actually you dont. You have a skelington inside your body, but not inside you because you are a brain which is inside of a skelington.

>like your brain is piloting a mech made of bones and flesh.

>>18786992
listen to
>>18786996
He is capable of thinking and stuff like that or something.

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>>18786984
>There are skeletons inside the zombies
Skeletons

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>>18787003

Many spoops

A moving skeleton would be one of the most scary things possible, a zimbie it's still human looking and your brain ca makes explanaitons for it before being eaten.

A clean moving skeleton it's just made of fuck.

>>18787029
Seeing a skeleton move in real life would be pretty fucking fucked

Some robotics genius needs to make a remote controlled robot skeleton. Then go on a rooftop someplace and walk it around, watch random people on the street freakout. Also there should be a button to make it say 'fuck'. Everytime it stumbles or someone tries to talk with it, just spam the fuck button. Terrifying yet so hilarious.

What about skeletal zombies?!

>>18787052
what the fuck would that even be

>>18787056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkV42m5wVTk

This.

>>18787059
See, it never pays to be punk rock.

(cries)

>Skeletons
Skeltons aren't even real, anon.

>>18787074
you're not even rule anon

>>18787078
*real* fuck me i can't type for shit

>>18787074
>>>18784705

i want to sex a skeletn

>>18787074
>I cannot into science

>>18787099
But they don't have assholes anon

>>18787152
they have that big gap in their pelvis though right?

>>18787099
i don't think you should

>>18787099
I think you should

>>18786984
Depends if the zombies have tons of fucking worms inside them.

asdwew

>>18788853
Didn't consider this

Then again a zombie is likely to be maggot infested

>>18788872
But a skeleton might be spooky infested

>>18786984
If the zombies get old enough they'll become skeletons so they're basically the same thing

If a skeleton gets be to it will forever become zombie but beware it must

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>>18786984
I would be a lot more comfortable with fighting a skeltman than fighting a zombie.

I could smash the shit out of those bones, but I think a zombie wouldn't react in pain or give in to any strikes. Skeletman doesn't have dead flesh to hide behind.

>>18788910
can't tell if you had a fucking stroke while typing that or you're Yoda

>>18786984
I am a zombie. And if the slave master is watching: you should be terrified.

>>18789253
I'm spooked

>>18786984
Skeletons would be harder to stop. Like, what could you possibly do to one? You knock it's head off it's still coming. You would have to separate each bone one by one, and it could still grab or bite. With a zambo you just destroy the brain.

>>18786984
Skeletons should NOT have hair.

>>18789273
agreed but it was the only pic i could find of a Skeleton fighting a Zombie

>>18789267
Not all zombies are Romero zombies, where a firm tap on the head ends them. Necromancy zombies are basically fresher versions of animated skeletons. And if they're fighting skellies, that's probably the system that's in play: magic. In which case the head is a false target, destroying it probably won't do enough hit points of damage to defeat the enemy.

>>18786984
They're both low-end undead, so neither are a serious threat unless there's a bunch of them.

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I made a strawpoll for this question too if anyone cares.

>>18790044
fuck me i forgot the link: http://www.strawpoll.me/12553247/r

>>18790044
Well where's the link?

>>18790049
... never mind

>>18789273
What about wigs?

skellingtons are cooler than zombies by far, i can't believe how underused they are as enemies in horror films in such

Why do people assume Skeletons are so weak? They're made out of pure bone, and bone i think is the strongest material that makes up our body, and skeletons can't really be killed as easily as zombos.

>>18792733
This.

Also, decomposing skin and muscle mass and tissue is what holds zombies together. What holds skellingtons together? Fucking magic.

>>18792717
Violent skellies!

Okay assuming you mean hoodoo voodoo zombies and not this infected bullshit rampant in modern zombie games.
Also assuming the skeletons are moving skeletons and not just the regular not moving without the rest of the body kind.
Then definitely skeletons. Classic zombies are kind of slow and just want to eat you.
There's something magical or fucky making them undead and they're kind of dangerous but they usually seem to be limited by their meat.
Skeletons lack meat. They don't have muscle, they shouldn't be able to move so the "magic fuel" or whatever it is making them undead must be a shitload more potent.

>>18788875
This is a wonderful counterpoint

>>18787059
@1:40 chick accidently tears her skirt off and you can see her ass.

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>>18786984
For me it's Zombletons. Without a doot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

Skellies with guns