How does one encounter the Mother, /x/?

>go to India. > find a Kali Sadhu. > buy him a bunch of weed. >??? >profit

Santa Muerte is the true mother, Cabron.

what i'v heard she likes tobacco and beer
and if you're going to chant mantras for her pronouncing them wrong will harm you

>>18785107
>walk upstairs from basement
>shout out the ritualistic incantation
>"MOM!"

There are some variations on the incantation that can be used, the example I provided is just the easiest to remember. I have found that this has varying levels of effect depending on the time of day it is performed, but it seems rather reliable.

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>>18785107
Evokatory puja.

>>18785107
She is the one who will contact you.

>>18785618
What is this?

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Pomba Gira is my mother.

>>18785107
Go to the place from whence none return. There you shall sit in darkness. Darkness thicker than the clay you will eat. In dust will you sit in the darkness. There in the dust dressed in feathers, with mother you will sit.

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Pachamama it's in all of us.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS5g6lLg14c

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>ZOMG mother is being oppressed by the patriarchy! (pic related)

>Quick start mutilating yourself in order to hasten your passage into the abyss.

>She detests the fact I even exist, but I am so naive I do not care.

This is quite literally what some people believe.

I'm from Brazil and watching some edgy kids like you listen to Umbanda music thinking you're so obscure and special really makes me laugh.
You gay fucks.

>>18786634
>I'm from Brazil
lol

>>18786634
Whats it like fucking traps all the time?

Salvia Divinorum

>>18785618
Post Atlantean Kabbalah

>>18785107
Buy apple cider vinegar with the mother in it.

>>18786634
I don't think it's obscure or special but it makes me horny as fuck and I like jerking it to it.

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Only one way broseph

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>>18785655
>>18785107
>>18786619

>She is the one who will contact you.

^This^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC3_2meh6k

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>>ZOMG mother is being oppressed by the patriarchy! (pic related)

>>Quick start mutilating yourself in order to hasten your passage into the abyss.

>>She detests the fact I even exist, but I am so naive I do not care

How adorably naive...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI

>>18787215
Take off those wings Danzig, you look ridiculous!

You don't even have a beak!

Pomba Gira! Bring my love to me!

>>18787272
>How adorably naive...

Aw commere an gimme a hug, you lovabley misguided wacko you! <3

Who's a cute widdle gawdy-waddy-crazy-head?!?! Thas right its yoooooooooo!

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>>18787332
>Aw commere an gimme a hug, you lovabley misguided wacko you! <3

Oh, yeah, I'm misguided...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUW6m6SOP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8lhNNk9So

>>18785107
>take ayahuasca
>drink the actual tea, don't smoke it like some shortcutting faggot
>helps to have a ritual, but she can find you without one as long as you're open.
>But anon how will I know if she found me?

Trust me. You will know

>>18785594
>>18785618
>>18786619
Me and my brother possess the true power - in our eyes you are nothing but pretentious power-thirsty moronic imbeciles.

>>18785107
Trap her forever

Pomba Gira dude!. Shrink my pee pee and make me a trap

You are the Mother

>>18785780
Redpill me on her please

You can't encounter something that doesn't exist.

>>18789678
You don't have a mother?

That's sad anon.

>>18785751
An evokatory puja.