MISSOURI RIVER MONSTER?

>>18783608
BBC
Big Black Cryptid

>>18783608
JAY LOOK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT JAY!
JAY, IT'S AFUCKING BABY WHALE!

>>18783733
Lolwat

Probably a school of bigger fish, like carp. We used to go feed carp at our local spillway. Throw in some dog food, they would school up and a huge area of water would look like it was boiling.

>>18783608
Hmm suppose it might be a big fish or something?
But then on the other hand I have no fucking clue what kind it could've been. Don't even exactly know what species are native there.
Time for research!

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It's not unheard of, nor is it paranormal, but it looks more like >>18788629

>>18788729
That's a big fish

It's just huge fish
nothing special, just like big bear and tall men

>>18789414
For you

>>18783608
could be a sturgeon? they can grow up to 10 feet

So it is possibly a really large fish? Such species live in that area?

I live on the MO river. There are massive fish in here. Could be a huge mudcat, bullshark (been seen here before) or an old ass sturgeon

>>18783733
a fucking what? finish your thoughts before attacking others you dummy.

>>18788538
>>18791659
lurk more you fucking idiots.

It does look like a fucking

>>18783733
Forgot where I read about fuckings but that does appear to be a fucking.

>>18783733
it's definitely a fucking. I've seen one before. OP is an ignorant.

>>18788729
That is a wels catfish from Europe, creatively photographed to make it look larger than it is
it's probably no bigger than eight or so feet.

The largest catfish in the states is the blue, which can reach up to a hundred pounds and five feet in length. You can't actually see what's making that wake as the water is too turbid, it could be a much smaller fish. MO also has sturgeon and paddlefish which grow man-sized, my guess is that it's a paddlefish swimming near the surface with its nose paddle tilted up, creating a wake behind it.

>>18788538
>>18791659
You're one dumb fucking

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I live on this river

its a sturgeon