Let's talk about aliens: What does alienmeat taste like?

>>18777420
i have never eaten alien met but i would imagine that it would be really gritty and grainy from space travel.

>>18777428
What about those from antarctica? those should be tender

>>18777420
>hey guys what does alien meat taste like haha
>how do I cook it haha just asking for fun haha

...what are you hiding, anon?

>>18777441
nothing to see here
just curious

btw. do you have recipes?

>>18777456
your like a drunk guy at a party that keeps trying to buy weed.
>Is your friend bud here?
>he likes to hang out with herb
>he is dating a girl from mexico named mary jauna

>>18777514
>>18777514
as far as i know there is no law against cooking them so I'm safe no matter what

>>18777543
its prolly interstellar law u dolt

Tastes like chicken. Just grill it, do NOT microwave it

>>18777550
oh that's a useful hint
thank you anon

>>18777547
well I was just asking out of curiosity anyway

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>>18777570

>>18777591
they don't care about interstellar law
they don't care about international laws
they don't care about any laws

I don't care about them

>>18777432
Those are ancient humans >.<"

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The only part you can actually eat are the eyes, even then they contain unknown toxins which you need to try and remove.

1. Soak the eye in water for a few hours to remove some of the salt, Rinse thoroughly
2. Clean the eye. Remove the iris and all traces of interior retinal arteries. Wash the eye thoroughly (rinsing several times)
3. Place the eye in a pot of water and boil for 30 mins. Drain, cover, and put aside.

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>>18777420