How do I gain tangible, real, functional, and true immortality

>>18773572
hasn't this been covered with uncountable number of solutions? Its not that fucking difficult OP gawd u fuking fukshit you're like th only one that doesn't know.

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>>18773572
You don't.

To live is to die.

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>>18773572
>I simply don't want to die, ever.

No, you just don't want to experience that feeling that it was all for nothing, that you are nothing.

Like >>18773708 said. It's about living your life for a purpose only you truly know, and allowing that same right to be passed down and eventually your purpose would continue to be carried out without you lifting a finger, and then without you even present anymore. Be it life, love, hate, your influence is your karma.

You can't die, you were never really alive to begin with, you beat at the same rythm as the universe, even God dies, if just to be reborn again.

>>18773572
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

>>18773708
harvester of sorrow

>>18773572
I think you misunderstand some of the symbolism of alchemy, or something. Two words: Personal Alchemy. Words to live by. Words to die by.

there are some people that are 2800 years old and still alive there hard to find but the info is out there
I recently started doing what they did and i feel different

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>>18773572
Go out and buy your weight in amniotic egg white fluid

Alternatively you can use wood frog mucous for cryogenesis.
Alternatively you can use mudfish mucous for flash drying.
However these take a lot of time to harvest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAz7iMcC8e0

Run the liquid through a glass/clear plastic purification chamber with ultra violate light to kill off bacteria.

Fill a human sized chamber with the fluid.

Now have another machine vary the chamber to dry or freeze to whatever liquid you used and suits you best.

Attach an Oculus rift to yourself in case you don't like what you see.


Keep all food out of your system for 24 hours.
Poop preferably before going in.
Then drink two or three litres of full sugared soda.

Attach electrodes to yourself so the machine can automatically shock you awake/alive if/when you depressurise and humidify to wake up.

Ensure machine has constant energy supply.
Leave a sign outside. "do not disturb 3000 years"

Set your timer.

Get inside.
Pray.
Push the on button.

>>18776752
I forgot to mention that you have to input oxygen and mucous to a certain mix as you breathe and even ingest it.....basically coat your organs and lungs in it as you slowly freeze....

>>18776752
Wizardry is a lost fucking art ;-;

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>>18773572
get rich enough to be "on top" and you will be able to buy a genetic cure for death.

You cant "sell your soul", thats witch hunt era propaganda

>>18776870
EYE LOOMINAUGHTY!
BUM BUM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYCFVnPEXg

>>18776878
Wrong thread, sorry.

And you are allready immortal.

>>18773572
Um...religion?

>>18773572
your error is in thinking that
a) anybody on /x/ would know the answer
and
b) if someone on /x/ did know, they'd entrust the secret of immortality to a random person on a bajoran hasperat recipe forum for absolutely no reason other than that person asked for it