What's the most evil zodiac sign and why is it Pisces?

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>>18772853

It's Aquarius. Aquarians are pure evil and their age will be hell.

>>18773032

Asc. Aquarius here. EAt shit.

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>>18772853
Wait what!!

>>18772853
scorpion

>>18773041
You are a terrible person who makes up irrational justifications for being profoundly and dangerously self-centered. Just like all Aquarius.

were just half evil

>>18772853
because a pisces dumped you?

Because nobody expects the nice person to be evil

>>18772853
50% evil
50% angelic

The final zodiac sign
Our final chance
The last choice

HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

>>18774669
I turned 31 today, (the 14th).

so im half and half?

>>18772853
I thought it's Capricorn. I mean it's a fucking goat and ruled by Saturn/Satan.

>>18773032I ABSOLUTELY Agree, Aquarians are fucking cursed, TOXIC people, but they put up an Excellent front.

>>18772853
Libras

>>18773032
I'm an aquarius and I'm genuinely interested why you think that way please tell me

>>18773041
some advanced homestuck rp here

Pisceans (sun) can be very manipulative and over emotional.

t. Taurus sun and moon, cancer ascendant, knows many Pisceans

>>18776190
well in my opinion it's the Aries that are evil

>>18772853
scorpio. do anyone of you even astrology??

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>>18776326
>implying they're not just sensitive and try to overcompensate

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>>18775643
Air sign
Ruled by Uranus and Saturn.
The Lord of The Underworld.
And
Literally Satan.

TOP KEK
WEW
2017 is gonna be a wild ride.
Multiplied by Serpentarius...
We are gonna see the rise of the elemental mages followed by the rebirth of the Star of Asteroth.
Magic will return to Gaia and we will be living in an age where Final Fantasy will look like a fucking documentary.
Fugg
Sephiroth is real.

:DDDDDDDD

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>>18776352
What in the fuck is happening here?

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>>18776352

>>18776318
Because among other things you don't bother to learn more than the minimum required to start flapping your fucking virtue-signalling, humble-boasting traps. Like this thread, read >>18774658 you lazy shit.

>>18774764
We just want idiots to think that because it makes it way easier to keep you in line.

>>18776324
We're rude not evil

>>18774709
Depends on what time you were born... but know this: there is no such thing as half and half. People who tell you you are both because you are "on the cusp" don't know what "on the cusp" really means, RE astrology.

>>18776352
Except I don't think some of those words mean what you think they mean.

Saggitarius aren't evil right?

>>18777257
What does "on the cusp" mean then?

>>18776324
In my view the Jedi are evil!

Pisces is one of those signs that has a transforrmative quality

most pisces are pretty spot on with their horoscopes like
>>18776321 this among other traits

however if a pisces can reach a certain level of self awareness and discipline they can sort of flip those qualities on their head and turn them into positives or drive themselves insane. I've never really met any other pisces though who seemed to be really aware of this though, so its just my experience.

aquarians are just in general really messed up, i think its really the rest of a persons chart/signs that determines if theyre the psychotic asshole type aquarius or just the kind who has a lot of fucked up shit going on in their head they dont broadcast. selfishness does seem to be common though

>>18776363
The Truth.

>>18777271
>What are Zodiac cusps?
In astrology, a cusp (from the Latin for spear or point) is the imaginary line that separates a pair of consecutive signs in the zodiac or houses in the horoscope. Because the solar disc has a diameter of approximately half a degree, it is possible for the Sun to straddle the cusp as it moves across the sky.

Basically, somebody who is "on the cusp" still only has one sun sign, which can only be determined by your exact time of birth. So the term can be used for somebody who was born on a day that is straddled by two signs, but that person still has only one sun sign that is determined by time of birth. I hope this makes sense.

>>18776352
Shhhhhhh

We're working here to drown the filth and scourge that is humanity.

>>18777281
He said his birthday was yesterday, the 14th of March, how is that being born on a cusp exactly?

>Ctrl+f
>gemini
>zero results
We know who is behind this thread, the gemikikes

>>18772853
scorpio without a doubt

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are you people ironic

What about Cancer?

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>>18778187
fuck y man we ain't done shit

aquarius are master race yall mad

What about virgo?

>>18776318
Aquarius want to do good but end up making things worst because of their self-centered personality. But it might be confirmation bias, that's not based on science or anything, just a general observation.

>>18776326
>>18776333
This. Scorpio are misunderstood because of their nature. They're not bad or good people, they just want to make you respect them.

>>18777777

>>18781728
Virgos are awesome.

>>18772853
Is libra is the most virtuous ?

>>18781836
Who cares, anyone can download a bot to get digits if they want.

>>18781854
Sluts in disguise.

>>18774666
Sup satan?

>>18781870
He would know afterall lol.

>>18776326
Scorpios are just selfish

Aqua/Pisces are fucking villains

Picses are nowhere near evil, I would say leo, Virgo and aries in that order

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>>18774666
Oh Oh Oh that is totally a Taurus. hands to god I'am merciless. And I do it with a joke and a smile.

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Dunno
What's the most boring star sign and why is it Taurus?

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>>18782467
>Roasting people alive in the name of molech
>Boring
Found the pleb.

>>18782475
wait what

>>18782467
We are lazy and want security, in addition to having earthy interests

t. >>18776321

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>>18782489
>Taurus
>Lazy
Another one for the fire.

>>18772853
We could be, were pussies though and don't want to apply the level of Intuition and wisdom we were born with for anything useful though. We use it to make ourselves really sad all the time. I would say Leo's and Gemini's are the real cunts of the zodiac.

>>18774764
naw, its more like people automatically assume we're evil even if they don't know we're Capricorns and have never met us before.

>>18782489
Females Tauruses seem to be gold diggers. I don't know any male ones to make a generalization of.

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how do you stop being self centered as a Aquarius? I feel like I can do good things and I want to help people but its fundamentally for selfish reasons due to a sense of entitlement.

>>18782589
Idk, fuck you tho.

>>18782529
As long as you don't annoy them, male ones are bro-tier and share their stuff with you

>>18782593
who hurt you anon?

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>>18782620
> male ones are bro-tier and share their stuff with you

>>18782520
Being a pisces is the cringiest suffering, and worse, half the time we love it.

>>18782627
Meghan

>>18782653
It's true, I love being a sad cunt, my moon is scorpio so I'm a sad hateful cunt.

>>18782643
They'd make good fishing buddies then, I could go on their fancy boat.

>>18782705
whoa back up man.

>>18782589
Quit believing your sun sign, or even your entire chart, determine your destiny. That's a good first step, anyway.

>>18782475
You pretty much have no idea what you're talking about. Or if you do, please enlighten us.

my only reason for thinking there may possibly be some clout to astrology is that every single virgo i have ever had a close relationship with eventually brought me immense suffering, moreso than any other "sign" or whatever consistently, so

>>18777248

Yea but in your warped mind you think being evil is merely "rude".

You're the worst and you assume everyone else is just as bad cuz that's what dumbies do.

>>18782455
Cringiest post I've seen all day

>>18782693

{me again}

Literally triggering erryone.

>>18782731
Y-you too...

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>>18782772

>>18773032
>tfw geminis
>tfw no aquarius gf

>tfw no Pisces gf

>>18782825
Theyre airheaded sluts senpai

>>18782860
I have a Pisces wife, she's bipolar as fuck. Get a cancer, I blew my shot with one, although...If I could go back I wouldn't have done anything differently.

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>>18782455

>Look at how clever and intelligent, yet devilishly snarky and sarcastic I am.

>>18782871
Same-signed couples never last long

>>18782705
Would boat with you and drink hot chocolate by the sunset under velvet and silk blankets

>>18782884
Yeah I know.

>>18782899
Sounds fun honestly, I'd be so much happier if I were a poofter.

>>18782911
As the sweet, cold air seeps in, we both just sit together in the sheets, sipping the hot chocolate

>>18777279
explain the truth fucktard

>>18781848
i know

>>18774658

I am self-interested but I care for others at large. When I consider my connections with those immediately around me it feels hardly any deeper than exchanging a few words with a stranger on the street, and it's like there is some sort of unseen limit on how close I can get with someone before it plateaus. Whether that because of some retarded notion that constellations determine our personalities or not, I just know that intimacy isn't meant for me and I can only seek to better know and care for myself.

t. Aquarius

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>>18782882

>>18782864
That's fine as long as they're loyal

>implying women can be loyal

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I forgot this board legitimately believes in Zodiacs.

surprised there isn't more mention of geminis, for some reason we're inherently cuntish
>gemini who had a falling out with gemini friend for being a literal sadist, trump's a gemcuck

A lot of people say Scorpios are the most evil sign.

I do admit that I can be psychotic, but I have a tremendous ability to hold it in.

Apparently, Cancers are the most dangerous signs though.

>>18785196
cancers r scary

>>18784850
>*tips MAGA hat*

>>18782762
What aries hurt you anon? I assume the good in everyone until they show me otherwise even then I'll give them chance after chance

I'm really surprised Gemini hasn't been called out yet. We're generally one of the first to get thrown under the bus.

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>>18772853
ITT, people who got shit on by someone from a particular astrological sign, and are ruined for life. It's Scorpio.

>>18785278
*tips astral hat*

>>18785278
>points out your stupidity
>IT MUST A DRUMPFTARD
evrytime

>>18783097
See? See what I fucking mean? This is exactly what Aquarius are like underneath the facade of loving everything which you even paid lip service to.

>>18783221
Some can, but certainly not Aquarians! (See above)

>>18781776
The only thing you have wrong is that they want to do good. They just want to do stuff period, basically have any kind of experiences constantly.

>>18782528
Truth, Brother. If everyone would just fucking do what we tell them to do then everyone would be happy.

>>18782871
Cancers are all ticking time bombs see >>18785196 and >>18785208

>>18781728
>>18782753
Virgos are the kind you want to marry, as long as they're not broken. I got a virgo virgin and you better believe I put a ring on it.

>>18782467
I think you mean most chill as fuck. Not boring. At least that's me and every other IRL Taurus I know.

>"DUDE A TORNADO IS COMING!!!"
>"Has it hit the neighbor's house yet?"
>"NO BUT WE HAVE TO LEA-"
>"Nah bro. Just grab me a beer and let's watch it until it his the neighbors."

That was my conversation with a Gemini.

The sad truth is, these are simply things that everyone has in common. it has more to do with what people are aloud to get away with. And what is expected of them. But what I see is no real common ground outside of weak semantic tethering.

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>>18786014
>aloud

>>18785485
>implying drumpftards aren't stupid

>>18785482
*tips eldritch hat*

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>>18781728

They're OK

>>18777269
we never are

What is the most sexy sign and why is it Cancer?

>>18785657
He was probably making a joke and you didn't get it, happens to me all the time.
t. Geminis

ITT: no one cares about Libras.

Yep, checks out. I'll go back to the corner now, don't mind me.

>>18786417
>tfw no libra gf

>>18786417
Yeah it's true, no one thinks a out you. What are you guys like? I'm asking because I'm a Pisces and care.

From experience, Gemini (dad bipolar af), Pisces (bro and mom overemotional and resenting people) and Libra (Libra women can be so SHIT and they disappear and appear after the havoc) can be real bitches if they want to, they go boom all the time.

I'm the most chill Leo ever. Unless you want a fight.

>>18786417
Libra women can be real angels (and always being "fashion models" everywhere they go) and be elegant and just. They really emit this good vibe and they can socialize and have chill fun time. Great sex, nice food but a whole lotta spending the money, they kinda live for being outside.

I cannot emit an opinion of Libra men, the only one I conciously know is gay and he maintains distance from other men so that.

Libras are Lawful Evil as fuck. They tend to disguise their own manaical goals as "finding balance" or "seeking a compromise" but in the end all they benefit is themselves. Also handsome and kinda gay (goes for both genders).

>>18786632
I can definitely tell you that based on myself what they say about Libras being obsessed with balance and fairness is true. Nearest to altruism, I think. But also I think it might be easy for Libras to accidentally come to "weigh down" their scales over time, so to speak. This can go in either direction, either slighting themselves or others.

This is mostly based on my experiences alone, and should be taken with a grain of salt.

>>18786723
You've definitely met some Libras with self-oriented scales, as I mentioned in my last post. And yes, when the scales tip that way, they can be manipulative as all get-out

>gemini

>>18772853

I'm a pisces

My hobbies are

Chess
Weigthed calisthenics/gym
Boxing
4x and grand strategy games

does it makes sense ?

>>18772853
wrong, the Hunter

I don't know about evil, but through my experiences, Leos are the most self-absorbed and inconsiderate.

>>18786723
Thats literally my brother. I still have no idea why people outside my family seems to adore him so much.

My mother is Pisces and she is way to emotional and overreacting that I have to be careful of what I say in front of her all the time.

>>18781728
Y'all are fucked in my experience, especially as parents. My dad's a Virgo and has always done fucked up weird selfish shit to me. My half-sister's mom is a Virgo too and just jumped her. My friend's mom is a Virgo and as a teenager told her daughter she was sick and needed her eggs in order to get better, so her daughter gave up her eggs to fix her mom, but it turns out the mom was just too old to get pregnant by her stepdad and wanted her eggs to do so.

You're conniving, diabolical, world domination-hungry despots. You have an obsession with the concept of peasantry/your place in society. You complain constantly about having too much shit to do/being overwhelmed but when you have nothing to do you drive yourself crazy with anxiety. But you're fun to be around, so there's that.

>>18781854
Libras are fucked because they'll try and manipulate and destroy you just like a pisces would but it's a game to them instead of something actually sinister. I've known Libras to say the same thing to every one of their partners/take them to the same places for dates to make them feel special just because they know it works. Also, Air element people in general love lying (or as they often conveniently call it, "half -truths"). Libras don't have any sense of responsibility and are always blaming their shit on someone else. You also make terrible decisions and can't manage yourself. Makes you more of a nuisance than outright evil.

>>18782417
Leos aren't evil we're just control freaks with no emotions. We actually love you to the point that it kills us

>>18785331
you're psycho's but we understand it's just your nature. you've got at least 2 people living inside you, and I've met Gems that are closer to about 20.

>>18786269
it's Leo followed closely by Libra and Scorpio but nice try. you're a mom

>>18786417
libra is like the one balanced character in an extremely unbalanced videogame,everyone always talks about the ones that are too OP or the ones that are almost joke character tier weak

I'm >>18786425

>>18787187
>>18787002
>>18786961
>>18786737
>>18786732
>>18786723
>>18786693
>>18786681
Nevermind, >>18786417 get away from me, you evil slut.

>>18782864
>sluts
>loyal

Pick one.

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am i evil?

>>18785557
Ikr? its taken me literally a decade, but my friend groups are starting to see the light of listening to me.

>>18787214
*goes back to corner*

>>18787323
Destroy the vegetable people, kill em all and salt the land, so nothing will grow again and their land will be forever know as a cursed.

>>18772853
what does x think of Taurus the bull? are we servents of Ba'al?

>>18772853
The age of Pisces has been the age of duality. Thats why Pisces is viewed as two fish one black and one white swimming circles around each other.

>>18772853
Hail the coming of the age of aquarius. The age of darkness! Take us with the Flood!
https://youtu.be/td-v6vG2Xhs

>>18787334
i would love to but all the people i know are vegetable people :( i wont have anyone to do stuff with.

>>18782507
lolthat pic has to be from watchtower, it's their style

>>18787388
doesn't matter what they think of us bro, just read and laugh

>>18786848
>calisthenics
Faggot

What about Aries?

>>18772853
i dont know for sur ebut i think big pepe is the least evil one if thats what you mean
heil hitler / big pepe

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>>18787959
Big Pepe is Christ

>>18787949
Lol.
This.

>>18776190
I'm not evil I'm just silently judging you

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Libras. Because they break so many hearts and manipulate everything and everyone. A self-aware Libra is a rare sight indeed, and if they manage to understand their nature, they can actually use it for good. But most of them just use it for their own selfish motives.

>>18787521
It is. I grew up as a jw. No, I'm not affiliated anymore.

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>>18774764
>implying Capricorn isn't the superior sign
Capricorn master race, all others are subservient.

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>>18775643
thanks for the chuckle Anon
t. Aquarius