Cult

Hare Krsna ashram. Will be spiritually demanding however

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>>18770761
OP's mom is kicking him out of the basement.

theres a few in British Columbia, Canada.
They do that collective farm bullshit and sell jam & jellies and shit.

I went to university with a guy from one of these cults (he went back there in the summers i guess) and he was pretty weird.. but not in a fun way

>>18770770
Do they have toilet paper?

>>18770779
Yeah most of the toilets are western

>>18770785
dafuq is a NON "western toilet"?

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>>18770807

>>18770820
This is why I will never leave Europe again.

>>18770761
You make more money as a leader, but you have WAY more fun as a follower.

>>18770830
Fool, that world is coming to you.

>>18770761
Your parents house.

>>18770875
My parents are dead.

>>18770886
oh, i'm sorry anon i didn't know

>>18770894
That's okay, it was a good joke :)

>>18770886
So ? I didn't say go to your parents that are alive. I said your parents HOUSE! Its about the HOUSE you fucking idiot. Your dead fucking parents left nothing to the gene pool.
Go live in their house. Or is that where you buried them - in the basement so you don't want to go back there?

>>18770886
Why did you kill them? Is that why you're trying to find a cult to hide in?

>>18770909
This

cults and monasteries both require work.
some even charge you to do work, like zen.
best to just be homeless.

>>18770909
>>18770913
no, I want to escape this material world and live in ignorant bliss

I know that sounds corny as fuck, but it is honestly how I feel.
If fucking scientology came up to me today I would totally join them.

>>18770929
>escape material world

be a bhuddist.

>>18770761
if you can find a 'temple' house in chicago or indianapolis im sure the alae'zen will take you.

kinda like community housing and some general education for the young ones but some small semi-spiritual elements incorporated.

>>18770929
You are ignorant. Think everyone and everything is supposed to come up to you. Except you're nothing that is 'up'. You're fuking ditch, ignorant and a loser.

>>18770929
>If fucking scientology came up to me today I would totally join them

Damn you're stupid.

You say you want "a cult that I can join where I can basically live, eat and sleep for free in relative comfort without too much physical work" and then want to go CoS??!

Dickweasel, they're about as uncomfortable and tons of work as you can get this side of joining the military.

>>18770948
You're a dickweasel.

>>18770931
this

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>>18770967
Enjoy your new look Weaseldick

The Rainbow Family of Living Light-
-A Camp
-Goat Camp
-Projex
Perks: Free tobacco, food, research chemicals, shitty booze, dirty pussy, and animals.

>>18771034
that pic is of you because youre the weaseldick

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>>18770944

Spotted the Scientologist

>>18770834
>You make more money as a leader, but you have WAY more fun as a follower.
the office

>>18770761
The D.O.C.

>>18770761
>>>18770875
>My parents are dead.
I fucked them to death.

>>18770761
Join a hippie commune

>>18770830
>>18770836
If you're lucky you'll get that instead of a designated shitting street.

>>18771227

no one can do it better

>>18772587

This, but you've got to earn your place there. Pretty good deal though.

There is one secret one i know where you are provided with free food and shelter but you can never again leave the compound. and females must submit to daily vaginal rape while males must submit to daily ass rape.

>>18770761
>cult
>without too much work
that's not how cults work. the only way you get to eat and sleep for free and laze around half the day is if you're the leader, or maybe the leader's main bitch. most cults make a big deal out of the spiritual and character-building value of hard work and use their members as a source of cheap labour.

why don't you read about some cults before deciding if it's a good idea to join one?

>>18770761
The youtuber and "pro" gamer AtheneWins has his own cult, you can live at his place if you join. I think they call it "the compound" or something, he has weird house rules though and will freak out if anyone breaks them. On the plus side he has 10/10 women at the house and promisses that anyone who joins gets to fuck them.

>>18774723
oh yeah almost forgot, regarding that little word
>free
most cults will ask you, at some point, to donate all your money and/or worldly possessions to the cult. nothing is free. see scientology.

>>18774732
>On the plus side he has 10/10 women at the house and promisses that anyone who joins gets to fuck them.
sounds legit, after all, cult leaders always keep their promises right?

>>18774740
I never said he was trustable, the guy is a rat, a deceiver and a lolcow

>>18774747
You're a dickweasel.

>>18774756
sure?

>>18774732
It's been non existant for several years. It was never viable in any way from the start.

>>18774786
ah okay

>>18770820
Why do people make such big deals out of these? They're not difficult to use if you just put in a little effort. The first time I saw one, about 4 years ago, I didn't recoil in disgust, or look around bewildered like I couldn't believe my mind at what I was seeing, it was a pretty straightfoward concept that I was easily able to comprehend, some people are just childish, I'd understand preferring not to use a squat toilet, seeing as most of us area used to porcelain chairs, and how it can be physically difficult for old or overweight people, but overreacting like a a little boy who just got the cooties from a girl on the school playground is faggotry.

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I've heard The Children of the Mirror is a legit cult.

hey OP how about these guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_International

Just start your own cult

>>18774797
that's fantastic and all, and I'd probably use one if I had to. but would it kill them to put doors on the stalls?

>>18771039
Perks: hell yes, nice, fuck yeah, meh, ew, Kool?

>>18774657
It's called 4chan

>>18774880
That's what I'm saying, if the aspect of something like this is attractive to you, then go out and do it yourself. I'm more than willing to help you out.

>>18770770 Do they involve in orgy and other Kamasutra stuffs

>>18770761
It's called living in your parents basement and disappointing them.

>>18774953
Shut the fuck up tripfag

>>18770761

Yea, I know of a cult it is called get a fucking job and some goals.

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>>18770820
>China and PooLoos still haven't figured out doors

>>18774894
While I concur with your sentiment, I think they are less prudish than a lot of Western nations.

>>18770761
Most of them aren't going to want a fatass (no offense), and generally only accept people that can provide more for them than said person will be getting in return. What you want is a commune, which sounds like >>18770778 is referring to. Not all are horrible brain-rots, but I think most are these days. The only one I know of that seems legit is "Hog Farm" or "Pig Farm" (can't remember which) in the US. Not sure if they're still around, though.

Heavens gate... All you do is drink kool aid and "lay" in bed.