Good Ol Fashioned Nope Thread

It's a sad day for /x/ when nope threads are empty

>>18766838
That's creapy, but it could be some weird house related thing.. some. Houses get weird air flow in certain places.

I don't have anything that good.. I've got like 3 things that are semi-nude worthy.

1: (green text not necessary for this)
My mom told me a.story about how my grandfather was driving in the back of a car one day and saw a flash of light behind him. Claims he saw a UFO as clear as day, Shiney metal looking saucer. Then a subsequent flash and it was gone.
The other passengers saw the flash but didn't look to see the UFO.
He's not the kind of guy to lie, a very stern old army man. So either it was something explainable, or a legit UFO, but I believe it wasn't made up.

2:
>Be about 7
>Fall of my bike and graze my arm
>Blood coming out is a dark green, not red
>Freak out thinking I'm some sort of robot
>Run home to dad
>By the time I'm there, the graze is completely gone, but there is still pain.
It was very strange. It wasn't a grass stain, as I bailed on a tar road. To this day I have no damn clue why it looked like my blood was green, and what happened to the wound. I'm 99.99% sure it was my immature brain playing mind games, but it was creepy at the time, and for a while I was convinced I was a robot.

bumpo

3: (probably the creepiest one)
This happened to my girlfriend, her mother told me the story, and all the while my girlfriend who is usually a chatterbox, was deathly silent and looked afraid.
>Be my girlfriend, age 4
>Recieved a large doll in a big box
>Doll was cool, but the box was cooler, as she could fit inside it (she was tiny
>Started pretending to be a doll, and played pretend with mom, making her open the box, take her out, dress her up, etc
>Did this more and more frequently, adopting a different personality
>Started calling her "doll-self" Charlie
>Eventually she was Charlie 24/7
>After a few weeks of this, mom was getting weirded out. This "Charlie" was very different. Had violent outbursts. A complete personality switch from the usual sweet nature.
>One day, the doorbell rang
> Mom opens the door to find "Charlie" brandishing a knife, with half her hair cut off. Had no idea how she got outside
>Mom asks girlfriend what the hell she's doing
>Charlie replies: I'm Charlie, "Girlfriendsname" is dead and I'm here to kill you
>Mom finally realized this has gone way too far. Takes away knife, throws away doll box, and stops acknowledging Charlie.
>After about a week of screaming/crying, things went back to normal

Was a pretty creepy story! Probably just children bull shit, but damn, I'm a bit worried Charlie will make a return one day when I'm sleeping.

> Few weeks ago
> Live in apartment, adopt dog from a friend
> Start taking him for walks to the park every morning
>Go down the same street, past the same brown house
> First week dude on the porch asks me about dog but get a weird vibe and he just behaves odd
> Assumed he was a drug addict or retarded

> Another week he's standing in the park yard talking angrily to no one, don't see a phone or bluetooth, avoid his line of sight.

> Next week meet an old lady at the park with her dog, we talk, tells me she lives in that brown house on the corner, meet her husband in the yard on the way back, he waves.

> Following week find out some guy stabbed his parents to death on my street, neighbor below me points to the house

> They were in there dead for 2 days, walked past the house every day

> One of those days their car pulled out of the drive way in front of me, he stole their car.

I don't have anything to add that I can think of at the moment, but have a bump.