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How do I get them to return? 2017-03-12 03:42:36 Post No. 18761775
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How do I get them to return? Anonymous 2017-03-12 03:42:36 Post No. 18761775 [Report]

I saw a UFO with my family when I was young (7 at the time.) I've had suspicions that since then I may have been abducted once, maybe twice (I'm not going to elaborate). Now that I'm settling into my early 20s I want to get abducted once more. There's no rhyme or reason for why I just want to. How do I go about this /x/?

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:15:39 Post No.18762210
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>>18761775
Pls no abudcti mi senpapi

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:39:37 Post No.18762297
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>>18761775
use a flare gun

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:43:20 Post No.18762313
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>>18761775
>I'm not going to elaborate

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:45:30 Post No.18762325
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:48:58 Post No.18762344
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:48:58 Post No.18762344 [Report]

>>18761775
u gotta go to places known for alien activity, where people see lots of lights in the sky. buy a torch laser off the internet, a powerful one, shine the laser at the ufo and jump around waving your arms screaming at them to take you for a jolly round of probe.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:51:09 Post No.18762358
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:51:09 Post No.18762358 [Report]

>>18762210
into the reaction folder it goes!

i have no idea how to get abducted by aliens purposefully.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:53:49 Post No.18762370
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:53:49 Post No.18762370 [Report]

>>18762344
and use a flare gun

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:54:58 Post No.18762381
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:54:58 Post No.18762381 [Report]

you could try making crap circles

Anonymous 2017-03-12 06:04:34 Post No.18762410
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 06:04:34 Post No.18762410 [Report]

Where is that image from OP?

Anonymous 2017-03-12 06:58:38 Post No.18762603
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 06:58:38 Post No.18762603 [Report]

>>18762370
and set off fireworks

Anonymous 2017-03-12 07:03:00 Post No.18762623
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 07:03:00 Post No.18762623 [Report]

>>18761775
Post your abduction story OP, would love to hear it.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 07:33:18 Post No.18762733
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>>18762603
Maybe burn down a forest. Your main goal is to get their attention. Once you have their attention impress them with your talent. Maybe try a magic trick

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:06:20 Post No.18763147
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:06:20 Post No.18763147 [Report]

>>18761775
>How do I get them to return?

They probably never stopped taking you.

CygnusX 2017-03-12 06:01:16 Post No.18764252
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:34:29 Post No.18765025
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>>18761775
Supposedly they are psychic, and you can call to them with your mind.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:40:24 Post No.18765064
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>>18761775
Did you even google "How to summon aliens"?

You'll need quiet, space, night, and the knowledge how to call them.

They'll come. Pucker up that anus.

Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:58:12 Post No.18766595
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 04:58:12 Post No.18766595 [Report]

When I was a kid I had a dream that there was a man with giant eyes. He wore a ride collared shirt and the rest of his face was kinda compacted down because most of his face was taken up by these giant eyes that looked hollow, like they'd been scooped out of his head by an ice cream scoop. I couldn't have been more than 10 but I still remember that dream. OP where is that picture from? Reverse google brings up shitty scary click bait.