Elisia lam

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>>18760166
somebody has saturday off

>>18760166
this has been posted every fucking day for like 8 years.

people get murdered all the time.

stop talking about it. you fucking faggots. stop it.

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>>18760166

4chan /x/ is cancer anyways. You won't get any decent paranorman discussions here anymore.

>>18760228
>paranorman

I finally found a name for my future son.

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>>18760242
It's a better than expected kid's film about a kid that sees dead people.

I haven't spoilt a twist there btw, not.like Sixth Sense.

>>18760166
We need Sherlock Holmes to investigate. I vote for alien Sherlock.

>>18760166
That's not Elisa Lam, you moron. That's Margaret Cho.

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Her death still mystified me!!
RIP Elisa

>>18761102
That's not even a woman. That Hideo Kojima when he had long hair.

You guys can't tell asians apart, can you?

>>18761087
Margaret Cho is an obese pig. Choose a thin Asian woman.

>>18760166
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HER

I'VE BEEN COMING TO ?X? DAILY FOR YEARS
EVERY FUCKING DAY
>"h-how did she die guys?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!"
WE DON'T KNOW
GET USED TO IT

UNLESS YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE PROOF OF HOW SHE DIED, STOP MAKING THSE FUCKING THREADS

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>>18760166

I think it's a shame what happened to her. She made decent videos. Rumor has it that she was going to do some weird supernatural/crime themed porn in that hotel too.

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>>18761149
i did but i drank it

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>>18761169
Yeah I really liked her vids too!
Such a shame

>>18760166
She was playing the elevator game, and Slender man killed her. case closed. That red pill was a suppository bitches!

>>18761087
a chinks a chink, no one cares.

>>18761230
hey it only took one chink and a lakeman to take out smaug

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>>18760166
oh my god, that pic of elisa lam freaks me out. I highly recommend anyone with an Ouija board. ask her how she died, so we will all know. I heard she may have been bad at sports, good at math, and loved rice, and this had to do with her death. the killer lured her with an algebra text book, to the water tank, then told her, their was rice in the tank, when she grabbed the math book, and jumped in the tank, no rice all water, and since she was not athletic, she drowned when she tried to keep herself afloat. but whats scary is, who lured her with the math book? ok the elevator game is a good guess, as is slender man, but I think elisa lam knew all about pizza gate and it was Hillary Clinton or the sexual deviant pedo who runs metro pizza

You're all dumb. Here's what happened:
>she was taking all she could taken like can she could take
>realized that she was not alone in this, body
>so familiar
>caught the spiral, began to swing
>following her will and wind she went where no one else had been
>opened wide to suck it in
>learn to swim

>>18761274
yah, she was rocking out to tool. never knew elisa lam was a hipster lol.

>>18761294
Shut up hater

>>18761294
tool is hipster music now?

>>18761169
I have some of those "lost" Elisa Lam porno videos on my hard drive. Want me to share?

Elisa's Anal Adventure is maybe the best. The one where everybody punishes her anally until she is happy again.

>>18761302
Tool has always been hipster music

>>18761244
Lol

>>18761454
Better than whatever dad rock or electronic pop you listen to lmao!

>>18760182
Seriously. I can't believe this obsessed sicko hasn't been banned yet. What a fucking sick, obsessed lunatic.

Why he posted Lucy Liu is another mystery of his mental illness.

>>18760242
Kek

>>18761260
Much kek

>>18760166
damn she was before the incident

I like to think she was trying to play the "elevator game" and then some where along the lines, horribly fucked up.

>>18760166
that's jackie chan you racist

>>18760166
I may have fucked Elisa while in China in 2004.

>>18760166
What's the story, can someone give me a quick rundown on her?

>>18760166
Elisa Lam was fucked by a black janitor and had such an orgasm she simply exploded and landed in the water tank.

>>18762258
>Elisa Lam takes some MDMA and meth
>Elisa feels sexy, hot
>Elisa picks up a black janitor working in the hotel
>Elisa is fucked by the huge black cock
>Elisa gets an orgasm and literally explodes
>Elisa lands in the water tank
>The janitor keeps quiet not to cause interracial sex scandal
>Even today nobody knows what happened
I heard this story from the black janitor himself while visiting Los Angeles for the International Palmistry Conference 2016. It is true!

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>>18762365
>palmistry conference

>>18762391
Yes, the yearly Palmistry Conference, the most important scientific and professional meeting of palmists worldwide!

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>>18760166 >>18760182 >>18760228 >>18761102 >>18761149 >>18761260 >>18761609 >>18761620


It was Kek.

Thank you /x/ for bringing this case to my attention today. You have the sincere gratitude of The Imperial Cult.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUW6m6SOP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAC3_2meh6k

>>18760166
how did I kek at this fucking shit.

>>18760176

Thank you, every person opening Elisa Lam threads should get thrown into a septic tank along with a lit match.

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>>18762528
>Thank you, every person opening Elisa Lam threads should get thrown into a septic tank along with a lit match.

But I just gave /x/ the answer to the mystery here: >>18762457

Why does /x/ never care about legitimate answers?

Kek is trying to save the Shinto Imperial Cult from Moses' mass murdering world-wide rampage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc9r7yOQXp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0

>>18760166

Either:

Murdered
Went nuts and took a swim

I don't think she killer herself on purpose, really

>>18760166
thats fucking lucy lui fag

>>18762547
Nobody cares about your faggy /pol/ RPing

>>18761489
>dad rock
How fucking millennial are you

Elisia lam had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

>>18760166
She took gas station drugs and thought she was a tea bag.

Gooks are weird.

>>18761149
But this is an actual mystery, unlike 99% of shit made up for /x/

>>18764149
Have you learned anything new in the last 1000 dead gook threads you have made?

/x/ - calm down. If someone wants to talk about a mysterious death with strange circumstances... That's paranormal. That is in the realm of beyond normality. Her death hasn't been fully explained yet

during the autopsy they discovered what appeared to be kung po chicken, on a second investigation the coroner did conclude the findings to be remnants of kung po chicken and closed the investigation

>>18761087
That's not Margaret Cho, you moron. That's Haruki Murakami.

>>18760166
She took a swim in the water tank and died because of the aids, case closed, also checkt

>>18766089
amazing

I think Elisa was scalped/supra-capitated by Hattori Hanzo steel. It really was that easy.

>>18760166
Do you want to be her anon? I can do that for you.

>>18761454
Nope.