How do I get indoctrinated by a cult? Do they have like certain

>>18759855
dude there's a cult recruiting thread on the board right now check it out >>18758401

Are you actually retarded
Cults only function to take from their followers
Your money, your possessions, your labor, your freedom, your personhood, they take everything from you
Its not a fucking vacation through crazy town you dumb dipshit

its called religion

and there is no different reality. only this one.

>>18759873
I love you.

>>18759879

just fuck off already

>>18759879
*tips fedora*
no but seriously don't you have a succubus thread to be posting in

>>18759855

Heil Sithis aka Kek

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>>18759917
>Sithis
>A primordial force of nothingness that reacts with a primordial force of everything to create a universe
>at all related to Kek

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>>18759880
No you don't.

>>18759855
I've heard of cults recruiting from alcoholics anonymous type rehab programs.
They also recruit from fringe religions like Mormonism (which is really a cult in its own right, and they recruit door-to-door in most suburban areas).

>>18759855
Why the fuck do you want this you idiot? You will be a slave in what is a glorified pyramid scheme.

Let's start out own cult!

tl;dr everything is a cult.

sports
music
art
film
food
walking
driving
bikes
swimming
etc

all of these are cults.

>>18759855
>I'm bored of this reality and I want to try a different reality.
are you talking about joining a cult or becoming a drug addict?

to join a cult show them you have the same agenda as them