This happened the last 6 days... I get a really heavy nosebleed and just as it stops I get a message from my gf.
WTF.
your gf is a demon
>>18759488
is she telling you to stop picking your nose
>>18759499
Still love her though xD
>>18759514
Im not picking my nose mate
Maybe she's sucking the life out of you
OP is such a little cunt his nose is having periods.
>>18759488
get your blood pressure checked. chances are you're riddling yourself to death with anxiety because you're afraid she's getting boned on the side.
>>18759488
The sun has no sun spots the last 4
I read this thread and just got a message from my gf, I can come over for the sync, thanks OP
>>18759488
No you don't. Post pictures or you're lying
You are frequently texting your gf, so the odds of receiving 3-4 texts from her at the same time as something coincidental are much higher than most anything else.