http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15894678/#15894678
Thanks for waiting.
Here's your reading:
Your patience is your most defining quality. Your friends and family marvel at your ability to remain calm, even in the most seemingly frustrating situations, they have no idea how clinically depressed you are.
As for your crisis, I'm getting the two of pentacles. You needed balance, esp. in matters of the heart. But it seems that has passed. Too late to fix it. So whatever. Move on.
HTH
>>18757409
Jesus christ, are you for real?
>>18757409
>>18757409
this better not be for reddit fagit
>>18757409
>two of pentacles
Maybe because you read it two years later you jackass.
>too late to fix it
haha i see what your doing OP very funny magic joke.
>>18757541
Yes and I am here amongst you
>>18757409
This is fucking great
>>18757409
Best thread of the year goes to OP for being patient enough to make this thread. Go OP!
>>18757767
Aww that's a cute little kitty :3
this thread maek me cri
Jfc okay somebody screen cap this shit and meme it, chances of old OP returning are slim, if it gets memed someday maybe he'll see it floating around somewhere.
>>18760296
>>18757409
> The long con
I hate to break it to you OP but it appears you are a day late.
>>18762249
He does not like that Sam I am, he doesn't like, he doesn't like green eggs and ham.
>>18762491
yeah i know, someone was bound to mention it
>>18762519
Check the date in the pleb link, I think there's a time zone thing going on.
>>18757409
alright do a reading for me
>>18762569
let me check my calendar.... hmm, I have an opening on Dec. 13th of this year. Does that work for you? Next opening is July 2nd of 2020.
>>18757409
something like this
>>18764161
and the continuation of it
>>18764371
i think your version is either fake or modified
he links to a post that doesn't exist anymore and the link looks like its an existing one (the slowpoke one here >>18764161)