Hey Guys, I purposely knocked out my pet Lemur and I think I

I know this is a shitpost but...how do I get a Lemur? I know where to buy monkies. But Lemurs?

>>18741846
Don't know bruh, I stole my first two back in 2007. I've been breeding them ever since

>>18741857
Can you get me one, I'll change it for a south american marmoset.

>>18741840
Why did you knock him out?

>>18741857
I'll take your two meanest ones.

>>18741867
>>18741879
Right now I'm grieving the loss of my Lemur. Can you guys just help me out.

>>18741877
Leemy and I were just chilling in my apartment doing the usual Tuesday, me smoking pot and blowing the fumes in his face while watching World's Dumbest on Trutv. I think he was having a bad trip because he was screeching and shit. He was so loud I couldn't hear the commentary, so I was getting pissed. I gave him two warnings to shut the fuck up. The little asshole kept screeching, so I punched the fucker in the head with the intent of knocking his ass out just long enough for me to finish my show, and then I would've woken him up and taken him to Arby's for a Roast Beef Sandwich like we usually do after getting baked. Sadly, he didn't wake up after World's Dumbest over, so I checked his heartbeat and it was silent.