Hopeless Churches of Hell

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It depends, I think purgatory is supposed to be for people who are only temporarily in hell to learn lessons they missed out on in life and be purified? I know Catholics pray for the dead, so it makes sense that not everyone in hell is there eternally

>>18739491
What of the souls there for eternity who are in the lowest part of Hell?

Perhaps they worship and praise God's name only for their cries to be in vain as they are so distant from God's love.

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Satan is the Lord of the Earth. (((God))) is the blight of man.
The Serpent is Satan's gift to man, along with the DNA of the Gods. That is why Jews say gentiles will not go to (((heaven))), because the Seed of Satan is in them.

>>18739505
They don't worship.

>>18739505

I've heard before that souls in hell are completely stripped of their humanity and sense of self. It's just a state of pure filth, abomination, and agony

>>18739616
How can one strip a soul of their humanity though? Seems like eventually that would come back once the soul gets tired of the torment.

Hell is Hades is Underworld, where dead reside.

The dead.

Dead.

As in retired.

Deceased.

Ex-human.

Off this mortal coil.

Bereft of life.

Wormfood.

Parrot sketch.

The dead come back to life on resurrection day, not before.

Stories of Hellish torment refer to that day when Hell comes to life. And everyone freaks out, raping and cannibalizing in full on existential crisis mode.

Goodies get taken up into space to live like time-lords exploring all of reality.

Baddies get left behind to devouring themselves, unroll they repent and become time lords themselves.

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>>18739454
There is no Hell.
Religion made it up to keep its followers in line.

>>18739491
Purgatory is where a minute feels like a minute.
Hell is where a minute feels like an eternal misery.
Heaven is a place where a minute feels like a fraction of a second.

>>18741262
Yet aliens and ghosts exists. Fuck off.

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>>18742847
Aliens exist, but whether we've seen any is of some debate.
Ghosts are just manifestations of energy and come from angels and demons for want of a better term. I would say 90% of accounts are from seeing nothing but an optical illusion.

>>18740160
this has already happened. we were taught to look forward to it as a form of thought control. we are the timelords and we believe we're humans.

>>18739454
>Hell

An oversimplification and misrepresentation of a fairly complex concept made by people that worship a man named Jesus, because God is a big meanie and they need someone to perform negotiation on their behalf.

>Nuh uh! The Bible says... Just read genes...
Oh shut up...

>>18739540
underrated af

>>18741262
And I'm sure you think you're the first person to tell everyone this in /x/.

>>18739454
They all worship, just not all of them worship God.

I mean... most of them don't. The fact that he put them there puts a bit of a damper on things.

>>18744186
So? Why does it damper things? They can still choose to worship a God that doesn't care for them. They might be masochistic souls worshiping a Lord that has forsaken them.

>>18744216
Easy now, I'm not saying they can't worship God. I'm only saying I understand why a lot of them don't.

>>18739454
Churches are built on hallowed ground and hell is the opposite of that. So, enjoy your RP

>>18744273
> whatever my organized religion tells me is truth

Learn to think for yourself, you fucking sheep.

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>>18744181
no, just todays

>>18739454
What kind of convoluted shit is this OP. If Satan, gods main adversary, was truly the ruler of Hell why would he allow the inhabitants of Hell to worship his adversary. Lets contemplate this Satan: "Gee it really irks me how those damned souls that I promised to torture for eternity spend all of their free time worshiping Jehovah in the churches I allowed them to build in Hell.". How does that scenario seem remotely plausible to you?

>>18744273

A church is just a building without the people.

>>18744337
What makes you think that Satan gave his blessing for these gatherings and construction projects? Are you this retarded to think there won't be any rebellious souls down in Hellfire?

>>18744273
>enjoy your RP
Oh the irony.

>>18744306
Props for originality. But fuck you for that tiny ass image.

>>18744337
Hmm. Let's think about that one. God couldn't (maybe wouldn't) even prevent Satan from rebelling against him, what the fuck makes you think Satan COULD completely prevent rebellion in his own realm?

>>18744388
>implying hell would give you any form of free will

there is no one in hell right now, even satan and his demons are not yet there, for it is written, when people die, they not go hell, they just in blissful sleep, satan and his demons are roaming the earth, but only in the right time where god will judge the world, then only people will go to hell or not,

this is the biblical point of view so idk about the catholic one.

>>18744450
I'm sure African slaves in the United States of America were denied free will and yet some of them still defied what they were told.

>>18744480
Did you also know that God's name is Jealous? Exodus 34:14.

>>18744450
They don't have to give you free will. You have to siege free will down there.

>>18744537
>Exodus 34:14


not in the essence of evil, Because He portrays his love for mankind that he doesn't want them to worship earthly objects or false god because he is the one who created everything even that earthly objects that they're trying to worship, that's why it makes God jealous, that is Love, because He is.

>>18744603
No, you retard, he means that God's literal name is Jealous. It says it right there in the verse.

> For you must not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.

>>18744450
>implying you have any idea whether or not you'll have free will in hell or not.

>>18744619
Of course I do. I have a strong will that no man, woman, child, angel, or demon can break. Satan can try to break me but I will break him before he can even attempt to break me.

>>18744603
Love is fucking overrated and the Christian God does not embody it in any sense, no matter what their book insists.

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>>18744624
Well, aren't you just a badass.

>>18744615

I know I'm not a retard


>is a Jealous God

>is a

>>18744628
The edgy atheist trend is over, anon. You can stop now.

>>18744632
I guess this means the names Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah, and Elohim mean nothing now since his name is Jealous.

>>18744628

because You can't define what true Love is, because no one in this world can truly love 100%

only He can show it because are mortals, weak, imperfect..we can't really grasp what He really means when he say God Love us, because we can't fucking love God, because we're fucking sinful, only He can love us 100%

>>18744640


learn the fucking parables dude, don't take everything literally.

>>18744637
Why are you assuming I'm an atheist, faggot?

>>18744642


"we are" mortals

>>18744624
>my will is so fucking strong
guarantee you've never been held at gunpoint

>>18744648
> whose name is Jealous

That is a pretty clear statement if you know how to speak English.

>>18744657
Nigga, I've been held at gunpoint two times in my life and I disarmed both gunmen like it was nothing. This is the benefit of being trained in the Marines.

to say that there is a church in hell is ridiculous, church does not mean a building or a house, but a group of disciples, believers of christ,

and hell is not a place to ask forgiveness, it was created to dump satan and his legions, but sadly, man has sinned and is destined to go with them, but? thanks be to God, human are now redeemed and now given a choice to which path he/she wishes to take, the road to eternal life or to be forever burn in hell,

that dump site is empty right now anons, only in the time of the second coming, will He, now choose which will be thrown to the dumpsite or to be saved. it's ur choice,,

>>18744658

and if you do, then you can read that I said, I know he said it. If I'm blind then I wouldn't be typing right now

>>18744666
Why do you think they are called Hopeless Churches? Because they are souls who pray without a single hope of being saved. And since when did Lucifer seek his own redemption? You speak of God yet your post number implies you are native to Hellfire.

>>18744666
That fucking get. LOL

>>18744532
You can't deny free will dummy

>>18744666
Then what is happening to all of the souls of the dead today?

>>18744694
Sure you can. Southern plantation owners used to beat the piss out of their African slaves until they obey without question.

>>18744684

too late for that, they have their chances, they YOLOED it now they must pay the debt of it. for the wages of sin is death.

also how can they pray if they're sleeping? all the dead is sleeping, only in the end will God will gather the dead and the living... idk how can they pray to God if their time is up,

and i didn't said that Lucifer is trying to find redemption, he already know what's gonna happen to him, that's why he is trying to seduce mankind to blindly follow his path.

>>18744703
You are perhaps even dumber than I had previously thought, Lucifer. You clearly do not know what the word "hopeless" means. Anything you type from now on is utter and total bullshit. Now get back to Hell where you belong.

>>18744697


don't have time to read the bible, but if you try to read, then you will know what happens when people die,,

the catholics teach that when people die they go directly to hell if they're bad, heaven if good, but if you go the biblical point of view, its false, God revealed that when we die, we sleep, God will wake us up when the end comes,

all the ghost and shit you see and hear is nothing but demons roaming the earth, remember that they're decievers,

>>18744710
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>>18744666
Why is Lucifer preaching the gospel?

>>18744661
yep, definitely bullshitting.

>>18744705


ok...

>>18739540
gentile? You mean genitals?
I know that Jews don't believe in casual fucking, but chill... I'm sure people fuck in )))Heaven(((.

>>18744666
capped that fucking get XD

>>18744702
That's not denying free will, that's intimidation.

>>18744711


I'm not lucifer you dingus, If I'am what you say I'am then why the fuck I'm wasting my time on 4chan, sheesh, Am I talking to kids right now?

>>18744726
I can answer that one. It's because in your path toward salvation you try your hardest to preach the good word in a time of unbelievers and atheists. You try to do good deeds whenever dyer situations arise. However, knowing that you cannot leave Hell unattended you also supervision the search for a replacement devil. I feel for you, Lucifer, I hope one day peace finds you and you can be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord.

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>>18744713
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>>18744731

haha so lucifer is a techy guy now? gosh times do change,

>>18744740
Of course, why not?

>>18744731

let say I'm lucifer, if that's what you think, then, why do I preach salvation, the good,if I'm that you say I'am that wants to destroy salvation in the first place?

that is illogical

>>18744749
Only you know why you seek redemption, Lucifer. How are we suppose to know your goals? Have you any thought of who will replace you as the new devil?

>>18744745

that would be hilarious, an immortal doing something below his character,

This thread is like reading youtube comments, if half of all youtube comments were written by fundamentalist christians. "BUT THE BIBLE SAYS". Okay, where does the fucking bible say the dead are sleeping?

>>18744754


goals? It is already written in the bible, Lucifer wants humankind to be damned and be burned in hell because of his pride, that is the reason why Jesus Christ came to earth, to redeem his people.. sheesh try to read the bible

>>18744759


the bible say i

>>18744661
I'm a Marine combat vet. When I was held at gunpoint I gave them my shit. Cause having been shot, I realized he could easily kill me with a twitch of his finger.

>>18744763
You seem conflicted, Lucifer. I can sense you feel pressured about continuing your duties in Hellfire while at the same time feeling remorseful for your lashing out against God and yearning for His forgiveness.

>>18744769
I get the feeling you served in a pussy war. I served in Vietnam and I disarmed plenty of soldiers at point blank range. Soldiers today are fucking faggots.

>>18744771


you are correct, and I don't want you my child to be like me, i want you to do what is right and never do the same mistakes i did back then,

>>18744780
Lucifer, you should pursue your quest for redemption. Wallowing in self-pity is never healthy for any soul. I sense the good in you. I know you have it in you to do good. You were preaching the word of the Lord earlier and now you relapsed back into the darkness.

this board is shit

>>18744783

my faith has been sealed my child, I'm preaching the truth so that you will see how messed up the world, if you die, if you didn't choose the right path, you're forever damned and that's the damn truth,

stop watching porn and preach the gospel,

>>18744787


just like you, you piece of shit, get out

>>18744791
Lucifer, you should know who is speaking to you right now. I'm the angel assigned to oversee your redemption. God has a greater plan involving you. One which differs from that within the written tombs. Please learn to forgive yourself so you may forgive others and thus seek out the forgiveness of God.

>>18744777
Gotemmm

>>18744749
It's simple. Because you and God are both in on it and the Bible is all a lie to send everyone to the torture realm, and the real God is long forgotten. You guys both mix things up to confuse the innocent.

>>18744777
I get the feeling there isn't a single vietnam vet on 4chan who goes anywhere but /k/ and /pol/.

and certainly not /x/.

>>18744813
Then that means I am an exception. ^_^

>>18741262
>>18742885
>Religion is fake, but angels and demons are real

Wat

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>>18745651
>Check thread
>No icons
>Close thread
Wow I'm saved

>>18739616
They are stripped of their humanity BECAUSE they only have a sense of self. They choose to reject anything above and beyond themselves

>>18745651
>Religions are bullshit
>therefore ghosts and spiritual entities don't exist
>HUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>18745973
They are stripped of their humanity the same way they are stripped of their clothes. Exactly the same

>>18744763
>It is already written in the bible, Lucifer wants humankind to be damned and be burned in hell because of his pride

Doesn't say that in the Bible.

That's Paradise Lost by John Milton.

Satan is dead and Lucifer learned a terrible secret and is now working for humanities sake. Even Lilith is helping.

>>18745973
A sense of self is an aspect of humanity, dumbass.

>>18745973
Humanity is stripped by removing the sense of self, not by isolating it.

>>18739540
Sounds like a JoS NEET to me!

>>18741381
This is an incomplete explanation of your theology, or I'm missing something. Why would time go by faster in a place that's supposed to be all about joy and glory?

>>18747060
Time flies when you're playing your gold harp.

>>18744777
Also,
>disrespecting a guy who sounds like he legimately served.

Yeah you're a "vet" alright. How many dogs did you operate on while our boys were over serving in Nam?

>>18744281
If you're not a sheep, then you're a wolf. Meaning your advice is counter to his safety.

>>18744624
>>18744661

Here's your (((you))) now fuck off navy seal :^)

>>18744337
Satan doesn't spend his days meandering about the circles seeing to the torment of every soul individually. He isn't a warden of hell, he is just the longest serving prisoner

>>18747054
Those types are easy to point out.

>>18747051
If you feed only yourself, you starve yourself from the needs of others. In our hyper-narcissistic age, we confuse self-love with self-worth. We are worth only what we can love another, and this is lost in our times.

>>18746107
Perhaps this is more accurate, although God may provide refuge for his children.

>>18747393
Well now we're switching gears though. Nothing good is ever accomplished at the extremes.

>>18747409
Yes. If we destroy ourselves for another, we cannot love at all. If we also spoil another by loving them wrongly, we can do great harm to another. For souls in hell, they have rejected their Creator for their own self, and are incapable of doing good to another.

>>18747447
I suppose that makes sense if you're in an Abrahamic religion.

>>18746228
its like 90% of christfags haven't read the bible. If you sit down and read that mother fucker its obvious that it was written and edited by various groups of people from vastly different times and cultures. Not arguing the validity of its message or anything but the fact that "satan" has been man different things with different roles and goals is obvious.

>>18747515
Yep. It's frankly pretty goddamn disgusting how few of them have read it.

>>18744802
>>18744791
>>18744783
>>18744780
>>18744771
>>18744763
>>18744754
>>18744749


Get a load of these faggots.

Get a room and role play in privacy

>>18747528
If you want to talk about the merit of its message or what it can tell us about they people who wrote it Im all ears but I wish to fucking hell people would stop acting like the bible was written in the king james format in English for all of eternity for Christ sake.

I mean the bible itself says its at best dictation by god, then a word of mouth style history/mythology, and then a bat shit insane prophecy section with some genealogy and outdated tax and farming policies thrown in the mix for funsies. People need to realize they don't worship/study the bible, they worship/study their pastor

>>18747546
I could not agree more my man.

>>18747528
The bible is just a book written by men who thought they spoke for God when nobody can really speak to God besides maybe The Pope.

>>18747589
Are you retarded?

How do you think saints work you fucking sperg

>>18747608
Why do you think you're so important that God speaks to you specifically?

>>18747589
The bible is an amalgamated document that was used to unify a superstitious and largely uneducated population in a very violent and tumultuous time.

>>18747613
God doesn't speak to me or anyone but if you accept that god speaks to the pope, you have to accept that god also speaks to the saints as they're sanctioned and canonized by the pope. If the pope and all modern saints are spoken to by god then we can assume that just as the vast majority of popes are holy, that must mean that the vast majority of saints are also holy as a righteous pope wouldn't canonize a false saint. If the vast majority of popes and saints have been holly we can assume the big points in the bible are correct and that god does indeed at least occasionally speak to humans.

Now I personally think all thats bullshit but you can't believe in a pope and a god that doesn't speak to man. Try to fucking think before you say something for once