The year 2033 will be the 2000 anniversary of Jesus death

Wow! I'd like to be the first to wish a very happy 2nd millennial birthday to Mr Easter Bunny!

I was literally thinking about this last night.

I wonder if we all will be granted 1 wish or maybe all we will get is the joy of coming together and talk in communion

>>18735938
And not a single fuck was given.

>>18735973
why not?

>>18735964
Easter is a pagan holiday

>>18736002
It doesn't mean anything.

>>18736067
Jesus isn't real

>>18736242
You aren't real. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you Kant

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>>18735938
We need two shitty threads about this?
Sage

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>>18735938
that would suggest jesus was born in year zero, which is impossible because 'member when herod wanted to murder baby jesus?
calendars aren't accurate

>>18736330
Don't get too hung up on calendars. All that matters is that number, 33.

Three Three
Torture

After 33, the next odd numbered dubs, is 55

Win Win

>>18736341
nothing will happen

>>18736248
Stick to ur flat earth thread buddy!

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>>18735938
Oh look... yet another foretold date where once again nothing will happen.

Remember the blood moon?

Demo 21 2012?

Nothing will happen.

>>18736388
Something will happen we just won't know probably

2017


your kike on a stick for a messiah wont be returning.

cross worshipers

Already happened.

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>>18736465
Enjoy your eternity in hell

>>18736609
Enjoy thinking he'll spend eternity in hell.

>>18736609
enjoy living your life according to rules written by some farmers thousands of years ago just to pass into nothingness when you die

>>18736444
kek confirms

inb4 asteroid kills humanity in 2033

>>18735938
jewish year 2017=5,777

at this point they are all numbers

It's Now or Never