Greentext, didn't have time to pre-type this. I'll try to make it quick
>14, live buttfuck nowhere, Scottsdale Arizona, time before smartphones
>Average no-lifer wasting away on Starcraft and Yahoo Chat
>Get into some RP groups
>Meet this one girl
>really into this story, having to with sub-levels of daemons, hellscape kingdoms and spiritual ascension
>really burried in the story, she jumps back and forth from reality but she's not insane
>one day we start shooting the shit OOC getting to know eachother
>Come to the subject of why she decided to rp with me
>says she felt a deep bond. I reminded her of her child from a past life.
>describes roughly me, we never exchanged info or pics.
>OK cool your past life had a fat kid with brown hair blue eyes. we real life or rp right now?
>She's insisting it's reality. Starts ranting a bit.
>>18730471
TL:DR she figures from aura/spiritual mumbojumbo i'm her son reincarnated, and that we have further back reincarnations that deal with the rp world that she's set up
>Ok whatever back to the plot
>couple months pass and she keeps mentioning shit I never told her
>one day she asks if I wanna hang out. wut
>says she's nearby. Bitch lived in washington. Never told her where I lived.
>Got creeped and logged out
Gotta figure, these were the days that parents only let the kid use the family desktop (Which I had stolen to my room) and DARE was warning of drugs and kidnap/rape gangs. I listened. A little.
Cool story, bro.
>>18730475
TL:DR she figures from aura/spiritual mumbojumbo i'm her son reincarnated, and that we have further back reincarnations that deal with the rp world that she's set up
>Ok whatever back to the plot
>couple months pass and she keeps mentioning shit I never told her
>one day she asks if I wanna hang out. wut
>says she's nearby. Bitch lived in washington. Never told her where I lived.
>Got creeped and logged out
Gotta figure, these were the days that parents only let the kid use the family desktop (Which I had stolen to my room) and DARE was warning of drugs and kidnap/rape gangs. I listened. A little.
>>18730475
>Week goes by before I see her online again.
>Explained she'd been in Arizona to see family
>Asked how she knew I lived there
>Said she "Felt it in her soul"
>Keeping in mind I had no social media (If you could even call myspace that) I brushed if off as a lucky guess and her being weird
>As the months go by we figure out the voice chat functions and get closer
>Webcamming nightly
>Start messing around
Looking back now I realize how fucked the whole thing was, i was 15 she was 22 but whatever. Yahoo was a lawless wasteland of cucks, traps, music blasting, adware bots, and sluts. No one cared.
Also, I'm just posting pictures for reader's entertainment. this isn't the most thrilling story
>>18730471
Real fucking neato.
Does this go anywhere?
>>18730471
The girl from paranormal activity 4 really makes me turned on. I've just got an erection by looking at her in that image. I guess it's time for me to go and masturbate. Thanks OP.
>>18730475
>she figures from aura/spiritual mumbojumbo i'm her son reincarnated
She took "you're like a brother to me" to a whole other level. Wow.