mcdonalds conspiracy theories?

>>18728474
They use gutter oil

>>18728478

*gasp*

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They're behind the flat hollow moon hoax.

>>18728474
Chickens don't have nuggets.

>>18728481
A big whopper.

>>18728474
mcdonalds are calcifying the publics minds to lower the IQ in a plot of government propaganda to cover up the truth of everything from bees to planet x

>>18728474
They are the first ones that had contact with aliens, and learned the arts of Chicken McNuggies from planet Erect

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McDonalds restaurants get haunted a lot.

That's kind of a fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61eKCtYuAFg

>>18728474
I think they may have paid to scrub the internet in little ways.

So like with the egg McMuffin. The egg did for a time come in a tube that was cut and fried. You can see a rebranded pack at the start of Clerks II and there are a few blog posts about them in Japan. However there's a Snopes article claiming they never existed published just before they started shouting about using real eggs in a teflon ring again.

Shady fucking company.

>>18728474
Not really a conspiracy and it's certainly not a theory. I know this first hand having worked on cattle stations (ranch for you Americans)
All burger chains in Australia pay up to 4x more for bullock beef as opposed to heffers. They use it because it is naturally lower in fat and highly absorbant. They them mix the meat approximately 2:3 beef:water after being minced up and use it for beef patties. This make meat go further and have the impression of being "juicy".

>>18728474

mcdonalds in idabel, ok is haunted by a "little girl". she's runs into the men's bathrooms to fuck with you.

What exactly is grimace anyway?

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>>18728625
Had to google it.

Without the lore, the Mc Donald characters are very disturbing.

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>>18728646
helpful thumbnail there

>>18728646
I've heard some of the lore of McWorld, it's actually pretty deep. Basically what I know so far about Grimace is that he used to be a bad guy in McWorld and spent time robbing people or something like. Ronald is a kind of jesus christ figure and ends up switching him over to the good side.

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>>18728661
The only legit theory I've been able to come up with is that he's some kind of Dark Chicken Nugget

>Originally, Grimace was the "Evil Grimace", with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes. After that first campaign, the character was revised to be one of the "good guys", and his number of arms was reduced by two. These commercials and merchandise generally portray him as a well-meaning simpleton, whose clumsy antics provide a comic foil to Ronald McDonald. The character was retained after the streamlining of the characters in the 1980s and was one of the few members to also be retained until the end of the McDonaldland commercials.

He originally had four arms. What the fuck

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>>18728669
Yeah chicken nuggets, that's a really good question, we heard that they made artificial chickens without bones.

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>>18728639
Love the look on the clown's face when knock him on his back, He just don't give a fuck.

>>18728688
it's just deep fried chicken mince, the same as the mcchicken patty

>>18728474
they put endorphins in the coke thats why it tastes better.

>>18728661
>>18728686
Wasn't he originally from some island off the coast of Africa that was taken over by slave drivers?

What did that fucking clown do to Moonman?

>>18728823
Ronald had a Mac that night

>>18728539

Although I mostly agree with your post (the tubes are real as fuck), wouldn't employees know?

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>>18728686

Wow thanks

>>18728988
Not the person you're replying to but yeah a guy I worked with at a Jack in the Box a very long time ago also worked at mcdonalds and always said he loved our breakfast cause we used real eggs and hated the liquid egg shit they used at mcdonalds.

>>18728668
so they made the bread smaller but not the meat, but they put em in styrofoam boxes. After the next box change they also reduced the meat size.
Now they're back to paper and they're back to the big bread but the big bread version is called grand mac and has the old sized meat. Interesting.

>>18728482

Yeah but do nuggets have chickens?

>>18728539
I worked as a teenager over 20 years ago and we used real eggs then

>>18728474
I remember once reading in the newspaper that two boys vanished into an abandoned McDonald's. Supposedly they entered an oil covered door.

>>18728520
the truth of bees what

>>18729101
>big bun, small meat
the new grand mac is fucking terrible

>>18729216
>Supposedly they entered an oil covered door.
What is that supposed to mean?

>>18728474
They defraud chemists and biologists for technical consultation. A lot of science goes into making the food shelf-stable and habit-forming. They do not pay their food scientists except if they own a restaurant in the franchise or have attended hamburger university. The conspiracy is to violate labor law, and that malice can go far enough to defraud franchisers with a scientific background.

So, McDonalds is a good place to eat when corporate succumbs to a class action lawsuit. Then, the franchise owners get together and improve quality, so the gross sales bring up the stock price. The push to use more natural foods last year was a part of that cyclic backlash, and that is why their stock was so good in 2016.

One little known fact about McDonalds is that the motif is white african, and specifically berber. Ronald McDonald has a berber appearance despite the Scottish name, and the clown face paint is a specifically mediterranean detail. His nappy red hair is something like pic related.

I know these details because I had a lot of white african friends going up: Berbers, Tuareg, and Boer. They always knew where to get higher quality McDonalds, and so I still enjoy it as a comfort food less than ten times per year. Sometimes they have better meat than the average grocery store; if you compare the nutrition labels, McDonalds often has a higher percent daily required value of Iron and Calcium.

>>18729023
The mascots are a gimmick which gives franchisers a stereotype to observe when people are so addicted to the food that they have serious health problems. Those complaints can get filed to a psyche worker instead of the health department.

If people are actually scared, as I can observe in this thread, then McDonalds should do a commercial where Ronald McDonald tells the other characters to order salads instead of fries all the time.

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>>18729301
Sorry, forgot pic related.

>>18729301
>They always knew where to get higher quality McDonalds, and so I still enjoy it as a comfort food less than ten times per year.
So basically they sometimes made their own burgers?

>>18728669
Chicken Nugger perhaps

>>18729349
They knew who was following the health codes with the best scruples.

Sometimes a white african would come up with a better recipe for some menu item, and I would get to try it.

The little cucumbers they use for pickles are a north african variety, related to french cornichons.

>>18729216
sounds familiar anon, i think i read that article too about trashcans full of body parts

>>18729285
They went through a door that was covered with oil

What the fuck does a clown have to do with food anyways?

>>18729384
That's the joke

>>18728646
He's the physical embodiment of Purp, the drink niggers enjoy often with Miggy Deez. Niggers make up the vast majority of the Miggy Deez customer base and in some, cases, would actually starve to death without one nearby.

>>18729384

Clowns with that facepaint and hair sell cheap fried food in the North African Mediterranean on Carnival.

>>18728625
Grimace was originally a villain with four arms that teamed with the Hamburglar to thwart Ronald.

Something happened that ended up with him losing two arms and getting a lobotomy

>>18728497
underrated post
how long have you had this pic before you posted it?

>>18728582
you're insanely retarded.

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>>18728686
saw this on the wall of a non-Mcdonald's burger joint recently. relevant and disturbing.

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>>18729668

>>18729367
McDonald's in general is pretty low end fast food. Nobody in their right mind would treat that as comfort food.
>But that rare obscure african McDonald's is better.
Why not just eat actually good food instead of slightly improving something that isn't really good to start with? You can get pretty good fast food in every major city at every other corner.
If that high grade McD existed why would they hide it instead of selling it to everyone since they are a worldwide large business aiming for profit?

You are making those stories up and it isn't even an interesting tale.

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Read this if you're brave enough to swallow some real redpills about McDicks.

>>18729755
wat

>>18729755
Thanks, this explains the post with the oil covered door from before.

>>18729696
McDonalds differs from other fast food in that they use more organ meat in mince. If you like that flavor, or cannot find liver at the store, then it becomes your comfort food. Sometimes the condiments and toppings include gourmet French stuff, although only by technicality of biological terminology.

I actually practice a restricted diet most of the year, with organic food when I can get it. I am not a zealot about alimentation. When you measure the quality of fast food by restaurant chain, McDonalds usually has the least issue with cleanliness. They aren't hiding anything, they are actually trying to sell higher value items.

You are casting aspersion without reference or citation. This is /x/, where people can talk about their personal experiences. Why would I make something up to bore you?

>>18729866
Because this is /x/ home of made up stories

>>18729935
No, this is /x/, a graveyard of fabrication in personal accounts.

Sometimes there is just a little revivalism.

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>>18729866
>cannot find liver at the store
Who is that retarded, seriously? Just ask the butcher.
>This is /x/, where people can talk about their personal experiences.
More like where people make up stupid BS because their lifes are boring. Sadly. This used to be good before shitheads making stories up badly invaded and took all credibility from /x/.
>Why would I make something up to bore you?
Because you are bored yourself.
Also pic related. It's not like this is a new phenomenon on the web.

My dad used to tell me how in the 80s the mcnuggets were made completely out of some specific fish
Cant remember whoch but he backed it up by saying a friend of his who was allergic to chicken could eat mcnuggets regularly and be fine

>>18729942
>Who is that retarded, seriously? Just ask the butcher.

I do. It is not commonly stocked, because it is a rare taste. You often have to go to a specialty store for it.

>More like where people make up stupid BS because their lifes are boring. Sadly. This used to be good before shitheads making stories up badly invaded and took all credibility from /x/.

If you do not like it, then maybe you should find a better way to participate than calling other users 'retarded'.

>Because you are bored yourself.

Who would tell boring lies out of boredom?

That does not sound like an entertaining activity.

>>18729242
Bees aren't actually organic lifeforms they're government drones made to spy on the public

>>18729188

egg tubes probably didnt last long, and they were still real eggs.

eggs are a liquid, they can be put into a tube en masse and frozen.

>>18728474

Where all the Cows at? Considering the amount of beef these places sell, they should be all over the place.

>>18730294
Midwestern states

>>18730167
>It is not commonly stocked
Butchers kill animals. They take them apart and portion the meat. You can simply ask them to put aside a few livers or kidneys, lungs, whatever for you to buy them. They are literally at the source.
I have never seen a butcher that would throw away parts he can definitely sell.

Also you talk of people that don't know how to get livers but instead know the well kept secrets of where to get that special extra tasty McDonalds they crave so much. Yeah right.

None of this is plausible. You are simply full of it.
inb4: implausible = paranormal

>who tells boring lies out of boredom
You are on the chinese cartoon posting forum. That should do as an answer.

>>18730570
Well, if you live on the East Coast, then you are too far away from the slaughterhouses to make such a request. Omaha Steaks has served me liver in the past, but that was a luxury.

>Also you talk of people that don't know how to get livers but instead know the well kept secrets of where to get that special extra tasty McDonalds they crave so much. Yeah right.

Most of the people in the cities and suburbs do not have access to a butcher who prepares meat from a carcass. It is usually a guy at the grocery store who inspects meat and weighs it for you. You sound regionalist in your understanding of the food system.

>You are on the chinese cartoon posting forum. That should do as an answer.

Well, once I tell you a lie, and evade boredom, why is that not enough to stop?

Are you not giving in to trolling by persisting in your nonsense argument?

You did not know how organ meat is distributed in the food system. Good to know that you are now informed.

>>18728474
they use aliens to capture cows

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>>18728474

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>>18730874

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>>18730874
>The tiles.

>>18729280
>the new grand mac is fucking terrible

if they wanted to truly make a grand mac, they would have used quarter pounder meat

>>18730570
Butchers that stock full carcases are a rarity now. I work in a deli/butchery, and we only stock certain parts of the animal.
The only time it's really feasible is when the shop is close by to an area you can raise livestock anyhow.

We don't stock organs, because no one around here wants organs.

>>18731166
You don't eat liver?

>>18728474
I avoid it at all costs.

>>18731179
I don't like the taste of liver.
Our deli does serve goose liver out of a tube (Braun), but since we were specifically talking about butchers, I didn't count that.

>>18728639
religion of peace

They say my local McDonalds kills the kids moms forget in the restaurant and use their meat to make nuggets

>>18729415
Die racist cunt

>>18730723
Where do you live on the east coast? I live in Virginia and you can find frozen liver at walmart real cheap

>>18730294
McDonald's beer actually comes from huge plants in Brazil. It's frozen and shipped everywhere.

>>18731576
*beef. Woops

>>18731576
I heard that too.

That they buy the sesame seeds in just one place and they ship them everywhere, so no one can steal their flavor, or something like that.

>>18731569
Why does /x/ have so many retards like this anon.

Human meat found in McDonalds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBwIKNTwPsY

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>>18730874
>mfw found a freemason card dropped onto the floor of a McDonald's once

>>18728668
Wait, so the original big mac was that big? WTF AM I LOOKING AT

>>18729755
shittiest creepypasta ever, and that's hard bc all creepypastas are buns

>>18729755
lmao wtf did i just read

>>18729379
What happened to them?

dude wtf im eating chicken nuggets rn i dont need this

>>18729301
This whole post is so fucking bizarre. I think you might be schizophrenic.

>>18730890
Okay, as a Mason I'm going to say that's a strech. Checkerboard tiles are everywhere, and do not immediately connote a tracing board. Does /x/ really need this explained to them?

>>18729866
they stopped using fillers, and only use quality ingredients now, this ain't the mcdonalds of the 90's, they've heard the outcry of their customers, and have adapted, their business depends on it, now they have to wait for people to realize they've corrected their ways, so their bottom line can heal, that kiddos is why no matter how tempting it may seem, you should never shortcut your services or products, it is our mission in life to serve one another to our best ability, and when we forsake that, we forsake ourselves, stay true to your mission and you will succeed.

>>18732454
the tiles are describing a specific universal truth, they reveal the waveform, frequency, and in fact all things

>>18728768
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up

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>>18732454
we will see the day fellow traveler

>>18731449
nigger detected

>>18732437
>>18729301
Was thinking the same thing. It reads like paranoid word salad. Please go get help.

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>>18732454
>Checkerboard tiles are everywhere
because the masons
> Does /x/ really need this explained to them?
>if i say this they have to believe me, i obviously know what i'm talking about
fuck off mason shill

>>18728474
select franchise locations (not corporate owned locations) use human meat mixed with normal ground beef to replicate the custom patties that mcdonalds has made for them by meat processing companies

where do they get human meat? homeless people. how do multiple privately owned locations do the same thing when separated by entire states? this was "work shopped".

years after the great recession a number of the privately owned locations had trouble paying for the meat but are required to. there are some things they are allowed to substitute in some cases but the meat is a key item they have to buy for the sake of consistency since they pay to use the company name it would reflect poorly on the company if the burgers didnt taste the same

some one figured out mixing normal ground beef with ground human = mcdonalds patty taste. human doesnt taste like pig like hollywood claims. modern european cannibals have maintained human taste like veil (baby cow). mcdonalds uses specific suppliers who have a special feed for the cows that makes them more tastey. they have contracts with the company

>>18731449
Listen newfag, there's going to be lots of racism on 4chan. It's better to just let it slide or you're going to find yourself saying "die racist scum" more than 20 times a day. You probably have already been doing that this past week

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>>18732454
I don't think I've ever seen a mcdees with checkered tiles in person

>>18734236
To be honest it took me a while to find a picture.

>>18728582
Mc donalda patties are mostly comprimated fat and a bit ammoniac for the taste.

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>>18729755

>>18729216
>>18729368
You mean this pasta?
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_McDonald's_Building

Mc Ribs are the ground up flesh of workers who wanted to unionize

>>18728661
This is interesting. Grimace reminds me slightly of Jynx in Pokémon, which has been criticized as being racist.

>>18729301
I have been to Ronald MacDonald's grave.

>>18728474
I didn't even have time to finish my fries.

>>18734202
My mom installed checkboard tile in our entire house because she was obsessed with the movie Beetlejuice. Not mason, just beetlboo.

>>18730874
>the numbers mason

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>>18729301
Wut?

>>18729828
>Poor dieting and diabetus is the ultimate murder weapon

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>>18729347
heh, I was wondering how long it would take 4 some1 to save my pic.

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>>18729755
I'd say that I regret losing 3 minutes of my life reading this, but I don't really

(I seriously hope it's a troll, if that piece of shit was written seriously autism is getting out of our fucking hands)

>>18734513
Geralt of Rivia...

>>18732437
I do not think you understand DSM terminology.

If there is something you do not understand, you can ask a question.

If you see a mistake, you should point it out overtly.

There is a schism between your use of technical terminology and your approach to communication.

Otherwise you seem small-minded.

>>18732612
This is the point that gets me insulted by people who seem to be shills, ironically.

>Was thinking the same thing. It reads like paranoid word salad. Please go get help.

The only conspiracy I have mentioned is the violations of labor law, and that has gone to court in the past. Everything else is common errors of mismanagement. If you were unable to notice that on your own, then you might be projecting your own insecurities. Technically, you exhibit disorderly thinking in your use of transitive verbs.

>>18734420
What was it like?

>>18734513
Try harder?

>>18735811
Sorry if you dislike my usage.

One reversal of expectations that might lead to greater societal acceptance is: when person hear or read about Muslims discovering the new world, that person should imagine a group of sailors who look like Ronald McDonald, rather than Turks or Sub-Saharan Africans.

The North African culture is little-known, so I though it would be interesting for the thread. People slander me when I bring it up, and I usually find they have insecurity about their own heritage: specifically the time that they were conquered by Moors.

my name jeff

>>18731166
Thank you for explaining how organ meat is traded in the food system, Anon.

>>18731569
You live in an agricultural state, I do not.

I should not have said the East Coast, because I meant to exclude the sun belt.

>>18732058
Why are you limited to contributing mere insult to the discussion?


>>18736133

typos:
>>18734153
Forgot to point out this shill.

I should have written 'when persons hear or read...each person'

>>18728661
Grimace, originally referred to as The Grimace in Mclore, was a spider type thing that stole shakes. Ronald Mcdonald (Read: Jesus Christ) turned him over to the good side. Now he's a lobotomized version of his former self, like a fat retarded best friend to Ronald.

>>18728646
A colossal buttplug, obviously.

>>18730059
Liar
https://youtu.be/cHMYtsxw4H0

>>18730171
Black mirror. Jesus does nobody have any original ideas today?

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>>18729755
This creepypasta is fucking ancient. How do people not know about it, especially on /x/ of all places?

>>18736421

SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG

>>18729866
Shill

>>18734227
No, u.

>>18731449
Thanks for buying into the kike agenda you ignorant cunt.

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>>18736557
Why would I be talking about the violations of labor law, in order to shill?

>>18728481
You shouldn´t have posted this image. We are coming for you. Hard.

>>18728688
They ground the chicken meat to a paste and then form the chicken goo into nuggets

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>>18728478
this but they recycle the bins of the used grease kept outside by the garbage

>>18728538
Ronald McDonalds legs turn into binoculars

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>>18728661
links for the lore? It sounds interesting

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when i was like 4 years old i legit thought the my bed was going to turn into a convener belt and the hamburglar was making kids into happy meals
(i still believe this)

>>18732454
Mason here as well, 32nd degree in the Grand Lodge of PA. Agreed it's a stretch. Isn't it insane how everyone is so off base about Mason's? We haven't been the Boogeyman for a very long time

>>18729101


i work the grill at a McDonalds
the meat for the grand mac is not the same as the big mac

the big mac uses the reg meat the same used on all the small burgers 10:1 as ten make one pound

the grand mac and mac jr uses 6:1 its as round as a the meat used for the quarter pounder
4:1 meat
but its as thin as the 10:1

as for the tube egg thing it may of been before my time but i work mornings and have my hand in change over the round eggs are from a shell

the scrambled are liquid and the folded egg is preformed crap

but there have been rumors from pink slime to the Illuminati

in truth its a place that takes cheaply made food and sells it at a large mark up

and the people who work at any fast food place are under paid and over worked

I heard this

If someone eats mcshit they get stupid due to the empty nutrients. Also someone who has literal feces "transplanted" into their rectum will start to crave mcshit instead of avoiding the place entirely,,, umm geez guys.

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>>18728625
>>18728686
>>18729023
>>18729668

Something about the 'golden arches' resetting mk slaves.

>>18738037
>get stupid from empty nutrients
yeah, i usually like my nutrients half full.
>people that have to undergo a medical procedure to introduce bateria into their GI tract magically crave McDonalds
you are shockingly retarded. Jesus christ you people are unbearable faggots. There is nothing special about fast food. Its just high calorie fatty food. Its JUST FOOD MADE BY NIGGERS, THATS IT. Other than the sanitary conditions, its not gonna kill you. Get off Spurlocks dick you raging homos.

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>>18738484
Hey im just the messenger. Personally I don't eat there. I did work there like in the mid 90's.

Don't be mean pls?

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>>18738484
he was obviously joking you autistic fuck

>>18732454
I do not think we need that much explanation, but you are welcome to make a thread about Masonic lore.

>>18737858
Anti-masonic paranoia and anti-semitism work in tandem. I conjecture that the combined attitude is a modern Rusomania, because there is often spite directed at Jews, then American companies, and then Freemasonry; such that the latter is an overarching authority between the two former powers.

I thought that the general association between McDonalds and masons was congruent to my observation of a Berber motif. Berber traditions are a convenient link to explain how western europeans trace back to building stone age temples in Egypt and Mesopotamia.

Even if that observation is not supported by any known evidence, it may help masons to recruit more smart, able-bodied men of a prime age group.