Alien Abduction

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>>18726712
Honor, trust, respect and dignity

>>18726720
Loyalty duty respect selfless service honesty integrity personal courage

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>>18726724
>Selfless service
If I wanted a mindless savant I would have made one

>>18726732
You are a savant you autistic piece of shit. Do something worthwhile in your life for once and stop being so damn selfish.

>>18726712
Yeah, I want to be abducted really badly
that, or die
I don't understand anything and I want this to be over with

>>18728180
Are you me? I've been feeling this way for about a year now

Which small part? Your dick? Is it your dick?

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>>18726712
Fukken Sectoids

>>18726712
It's there any owls near the place you live?

>>18728215
Aw man, I'm sorry
the feeling sucks a lot, but I've been feeling this way for about 5 months
Nothing feels real to me, and I'm so confused, I don't know what to do

>>18726712
From what I know it's very rare to remember getting only abducted and the only way you can figure out if you actually were or not is regression therapy

>>18726712
DMT. Lots of DMT. I hear they have a drink called Ayayhuasca that has it.

>>18726712 Lay down in the woods naked. Don't get up for three weeks. Do nothing but eat dirt and masterbate furiously. Yell "Haha my feet smell!" On every Thursday. On the final day don't sleep. They will find you trust me.

>>18726712
To gain otherworldly knowledge or to get anally probed?

>>18726712

shave the ol' bunghole

I will abduct and prove you.

The jokes on you OP they are actually just demons

>>18726712
move to alaska

>>18726712

After long hours of research this is the most research I have behind the reason for alien abductions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RErDfZ3_ZsI

>>18731144

Faggot