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Enchanted guitar

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Any spell to enchant a guitar?????
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yeah its called practice
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>>18725536
thats bullshit dont believe in this post
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>>18725036
String your guitar with Ernie Ball .10-.52 gauge strings that have been dipped in holy water. Works everytime, and they'll never break.
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Rub semen into the fretboard
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Shove it up your ass
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>>18725036
draw a pentagram, put candles around all of the corers, then you have to put your mind at rest, meditate for a while. After you've grounded yourself play some guitarist you admire and ask Lucifer to infuse the body with the spirit of music.As a sacrifice you can use a goat, just slay it and drip it's blood all over the guitar, then let it rest in the pentagram over the night. And voila you have an enchanted guitar. Obviously the sacrifice doesn't have to be a goat but the more raw emotion you make someone produce before slaying the better the blood for enchanting becomes.
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>>18725536
This. Play it till your fucking fingers bleed. Heart is what it needs.
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Wait untill midnight and play the best you ever have at an old crossroad
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Play it until it becomes a familiar extension of yourself. People don't see the grit that goes into practicing with an instrument and thus they make up shortcuts.

There are no shortcuts. Make it effortless to play without sheet music or guitar tabs, and soon enough, you'll inspire others.
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mindless meditation with help of psychotropic substances
coupled with kundalini tachyonic therapy
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>>18725036
Enchant a guitar to do what OP? Specify exactly what you want from it.
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>>18725909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GT9YgDfKU

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