How does one have a true kundalini awakening?

>>18722124
Smoke a big bowl of dro.

If you're like me, you hit that root chakra, load up on sexy feelings, burn off distractions until they're not so sexy, fill yourself with compassion and mdma feelings, think about peanutbutter and comedians, think about thinking about being wherever, think about "what the fuck is any of this, like *any* of it," and then wake up in the middle of the night on the verge of a seizure and throw up 4 times.