Dream Interpretation

She is the wife in the story

Hate to break it to you

For some background shes been taking Vitamin Hummus to get better sleep and shes been having these crazy vivid ass dreams past couple days

>>18720385
does this mean I need to start stabbing kids in the face to make her happy

>>18720391
never mind this hummus thing apparently its a vitamin called Sam E misconstrued an old text

>>18720394
Why're you making it about you?

>>18720407
because im incredibly self centered

>>18720418
Bye Judas

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>>18720391
Vitamin Hummus??

>>18720425
I was wrong about that its some shit called Sam E

I'm the girlfriend who had the crazy dream, just to tell a little more detail all of the young girls in the dream were wearing old fashioned dresses, the entire dream was extremely vivid and for the past couple of nights I've woken up and texted my boyfriend all of the details. For the past couple of weeks I have been taking vitamins including Sam E to boost my mood and help with sleep (My phone screen is completely fucked after I dropped it I mistakenly texted him I was taking a "hummus")

Two dreams recently.

Okay there have been two dreams like this. The first was a dream where I was in a dark room. A demon appeared behind me and whispered in my ear. In the dream it felt very real.

It asked me what I desired and I told it that I wanted a life full of fantasy and adventure. When I answered, it feel like I was talking in my sleep. By that I mean that I felt out of my body and could hear myself say the words.

It laughs and I can feel it move around me but still can't see it. Everything is pitch black. It tells me it can do this for me and extends it's hand. It's the only thing I see now and it's twisted and looks broken.

I hear myself answer yes three times, each time louder. Then I shake the hand. Upon that I feel a stabbing in my hand and a bright light envelops me.

When the light clears I find myself in a large castle tower. The only door having a huge lock on it. In the room is a bed, a chamber pot, a large chest, and a vanity with a mirror. I find myself to be wearing a large frilly dress and my body is different. Upon looking in the mirror, I see myself as a very beautiful princess.

I then move toward the large open window and stare out onto an apocalyptic looking world covered in lava and flying creatures. I sigh and lament out loud that I pray a prince will save me and upon doing so find myself climaxing. I woke up after that and it was a lot like a wet dream without the wet.

The following dream played out much the same way except there was a knock on the door that happened three sharp times and then a bunch of demonic laughter before I woke up. No wet dream during this one either.

TL;DR I had a dream where a demon turned me into a princess.

I left my apartment building and a clearly retarded, potbellied, stuttering Vietnamese kid in an ill-fitting shirt and shorts came in saying something about how I'm supposed to teach him how to play baseball. He specifically says he needs to be taught how to pitch a fast ball or else, but he doesn't say what else.

A taxi-cab rolls by, the man inside wearing a black cap and Japanese High School uniform, but more remarkably a magenta Smiley-face mask with no holes. The phrase "The Smiley Organisation" came to me for some reason. He holds out a revolver to the side of his head and taps it twice, like he was threatening me to make sure I did as the kid asked. Then he drove away very jumpy, the kid looked at me determinedly. Then it ended.

What the fuck does this mean? I don't want the Smiley Organisation to come after me because I didn't teach this kid baseball.