Is this true /x/? How do we stop them?

>>18720215
It's rather clear that neither the trumptards or libwitches are doing anything. It's just retarded larping on both sides.

>>18720229
Much like this.

>>18720215
Memes >>> candles it was over before it officially started but now it's officially over too. Where the fuck have you been

>>18720229
so much this. /thread

>>18720239
>Libwitches

Ugh. 2nd worst kind.

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leftists are materialists by nature and incapable of proper magic, the left is anti tradition, anti ritual, anti ancient, wicca itself was started by a British government worker in the 1950's who wanted an excuse to bang retarded bitches so he fused the ideas of alister crowley with hermeticism. the left are masochists and incapable of pushing their will into the hivemind of humanity through spiritual means.

The kek thing is real, you had to be there.
4chan has been posting pepe for years, and out of nowhere we started saying kek, top kek, as a replacement for lol.
During the election a synchronicity occurred, we discovered that there was an Egyptian frog god named kek.
It was too good to be true.
Then other synchronicities occurred, like that shadillay song, or pic related.

Half the time you never knew who actually believed in kek and who was memeing, perfect for a chaos god.

The discordians could never dream of what 4chan has done

>>18720254
Now I have to ask.

>>18720239
Meme magic is real magic. It's literally the best example of how magic works in the modern world and Trump couldn't have won without it and he even knows it. The problem is that /x/ is so completely and totally saturated by larp faggotry you're conditioned to think that everything is larp faggotry.

>>18720215
This is the most severely autistic post I have ever seen.

>Even for VICE.

>>18720273
this and also /x/ is left or libertarian leaning because they think its still 2002.

2016 had some of the best manifestations of magic I have seen in my entire life.

>>18720261
>and out of nowhere we started saying kek, top kek, as a replacement for lol.
Originally, "lel" arose to distinguish ourselves from the normies who said "lol". Then "lel" became a normie meme, so it was replaced on /v/ and /vg/ with "kek" because (a) it's similar to 'lel' and (b) "kekekeke" is the onomatopoeia for laughter to Koreans. Then it spread from there to all the other boards and everywhere else where you here it.

Learn your history before claiming it's supernatural bulldrek, you fucking faggot.

>>18720273
No, it shows how one can convince themselves of something that doesn't exist. It's the exact same principal as thinking that a certain number is following you. You saw the number and noted it for whatever reason, and then since it's on your mind you begin "seeing" it more frequently. It hasn't become any more or less frequent, you are only convincing yourself that it has because it's on your mind.

>>18720263
First worst kind is people who act like magic is a super SEEKRIT club and they sort of stand around echo chambering pseudo-intellectual bullshit and huffing farts mixed with cheeto dust.

I.e....you know a few here on /x/.

I at least don't huff farts and cheeto dust.

>>18720261
>out of nowhere
lolokay - kek was hordespeak for lol but even before that "kek" was a pretty common laughter onomotopoeia. I can show you examples in comic strips from the 30s.

>>18720298
If enough people are convinced, then it does exist. Why are people like you even on /x/?

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The occult is about the manipulation of reality, putting your will and desire into the noosphere, the hive mind, the egregore.
There are many ways to do this, art, symbols, meme's, ritual, ceremony, sigils.
The internet is a physical manifestation of the hive mind, the entirety of humanity all on the same series of tubes...

You feed a meme in, you spread it, it bleeds into reality.


The problem with leftism is that they are materialists, they only worship themselves and what is in front of them.
They do not believe in god, a soul, the divine.

Kek is a chaos god, he more chaos the better, pic related.

>>18720215
Meh, puppets come and go.

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I mean, look at the church of Satan, a bunch of liberal atheists larping as satanist to scare normies.

Do you think any of them actually believe in demonic entities?
Any of them know the difference between lucifer and satan?
Have they read the Lesser Key of Solomon?


Word to the wise, thesitc satanism is the way to go, avoid jewish and liberal faggotry

>>18720366
Theistic Satanism is gay tho.

>>18720366
Or, you know, not involve yourself in things based in Jew religion.

>>18720293
The origin story for "kek" is not an explanation for how quickly and efficiently it spread

Of course it could very well be simply 4chan being 4chan but if you go that way then you can also explain the entire world by claiming purely material interactions.

>>18720215
Was it a slow news day, or is that just one of those bullshit news sites.

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!

>>18720215
I wonder which side has the bigger neckbeards.

>>18720444
Wich side are you on?

>>18720444
>>18720449
Anyone who takes sides is swimming in a pool filled with bluepills, and needs to stay away from me and my board.

>muh policees

Why contain it?

>>18720444
Legbeard is the feminine of neckbeard.

>>18720491
Pit-Beard as well.

>>18720293
"Lel" was making fun of Reddit.

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>>18720215
>Is this true /x/? How do we stop them?

>>18720239

> It's rather clear that neither the trumptards or libwitches are doing anything. It's just retarded larping on both sides.

People who think "magic" exists and they control it are hilarious...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKpblxejWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpPkp8OGQFI

Who

Is this
4
chan

You know that /pol/ is mostly atheists, right? That's why they identify themselves as "alt-right" rather than regular right.

Pepe and especilly the Trump memes are a form of internet propaganda and have a wide reach.

Compare that to some loonie speaking funny words in her basement/street And you may understand why it's not very effective.

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>>18720215
>>18720239
>>18720273
>>18720279
>>18720316
>>18720229

4chan had nothing to do with bringing forth Kek...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmNW__xsgM

Aired December 1st:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OJAia35Buc

Died December 25th of heart failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8uGryjKqyI

>>18720590
Except the basements and streets are connected to everyone else's now

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I fucking hate you all.

>>18720449
I'm on the side of the fairies. I don't seek conflict.

I'm fucking done with this nonsense.

>>18720827
what nonsense?

>>18720261
Source on the wicca thing? Genuinely curious

>>18720863
The mass-scale trollplaying, presumably.

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Topkek /thread

>>18720215
You will try

>>18720886
i don't see it, tbqh
>>18720884
I think that Crowley spoke about it somewhere. He knew both Gardner and Hubbard, founders of both of Thelemas inbred cousins

>>18720215
>stopping the righteous people of the world
Keep trying, fiend.

>>18720293
>telling people to learn something
>writes down "here" instead of "hear"
You just lost the game, son.

You can't. /pol/ is the new /x/.

>>18720970
>/pol/ is the new /x/.
i thought /pol/ was old /b/

>>18720961
>A bunch of child molesting genocidal maniacs
>righteous

You're the problem.

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>>18720215
>How do we stop them?

Haha

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>>18720215
We get together with /pol/ and /tv/ to write a cartoon movie or better a show about a green rainforest frog that when you lick it, it makes good animals enlightened and given youth and bad animals get poisoned and age or die. If it eats certain red things like mushrooms or berries or pills or other frogs it can get powers like shape shifting or the ability to speak wise words or hypnotize people. It fears black rectangular stones and has to find a way to bury all them. then air it on vice.

>>18720579
No. They identify as alt-right to differentiate themselves from the old right, who have shifted so far away from traditional right wing values they may as well be left wing at this point.

>>18721000
What does John Podesta have to do with this?

>>18721000
>he's a drumpf supporter
Existence discarded.

>>18720978
nah, that's /asp/

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>>18720215
>How do we stop them?

>implying I don't want reality to be permanently damaged by the first major magical conflict of the 21st Century

>>18720293

/v/ started using kek because of WoW

>>18720215
>vice takijng /pol/ shiposting seriously
Is it a day ending in 'y'?

>also the lib witches thinking they can beat memes with their 'magic'

>meme magic
Trump won due to a fucked up voting system
Nothing else

>>18721719
To be fair...no he didn't. The fucked up system SHOULD have favored Clinton (the fact that Cali is so heavily weighed and so far Left.)

She managed to lose popular and electoral votes in states that have been Democratic since Reagan. Like...that doesn't point out jack shit about how Trump somehow "stole" the election or how it was fucked up and allowed him to win. Clinton was just that shitty. Hell. A ton of her supposed "extra votes" came from fucking California and other states she had already won.

Why can't this meme die?

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>>18720261
I was spooked
77777777

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>>18720511
why do people keep posting the fucking aeroplane cockpit chaos documentary every fucking where, or is it just you bro

>>18720298
wrong, I bet you think according to the likes of Christopher Hitchens and Richard dawkins and similar gatekeepers. Materialism is dead. why are you on x

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>mfw both sides

Onward Christian soldiers!
Onward Buddhist priests!
Onward fruits of Islam!
Fight 'til you're deceased!
Fight your little battles!
Join the deepest fray
For the greater glory of Discooord-i-a!

>>18721748
Because it is not a meme
She won the popular vote and no explanations can change that

>>18724303
The institution of the electoral college guarantees the wellbeing of the entire country, not just urban hubs like LA, Bos-Wash and Chicago. Because, let's face it, city folk don't know shit about growing corn and producing shit.

I am Ra.

I greet you in the love and in the light of the One Infinite Creator.

Please, stop worshiping us.

We are not gods. We are not elite.

We are humble messengers of The Law of One.

>>18720215
Are they talking about pol?

>>18721604
Stop believing everything you read on Knowyourmeme.

>>18724303
But the popular vote doesn't decide who becomes President. It's based on the Electoral College. The race isn't just about how many people like each candidate, it's also about where those people live.

There are probably thousands of Republicans in California who didn't waste an hour going to vote because they knew their state would go blue by a huge margin. Hillary may have lost in Pennsylvania for that reason. The major news networks were telling everybody the election was basically a lock, Hillary was a shoe-in. So a few thousand Democrats figured they didn't need to trouble themselves to actually go vote.

A popular vote wouldn't be genuinely representative unless voting were made mandatory.

>>18724334
You've got trips and a palindrome in this thread. That's possibly worth noting.

>>18720215

But the important question is, how do you summon a succubus?

Mods nuked the other Kek thread.

We can't do shit about anything until those fuckers are replaced.

Vice is bullshitting a little but there was a Tumblr post on the 24th of Feb calling all libwitches to cast a binding spell against Trump so he wouldn't do America any harm or smth. A shitton of them ended up feeling too drained to cast the spell though, some people think that Trump hired professionals to make sure that they didn't have enough energy to cast the spell lmao. I can give more info on the whole anti-Trump witchblr thing if anyone's interested.

>>18725031
I am. Pls share.

>>18725031
I found the spell I was talking about, I'm not 100% if this is the original post but I'm pretty sure

http://modern-witchcraft.tumblr.com/post/157657506993/tonight-mass-spell-against-donald-trump-heres

>>18725065
Okay so the whole thing was kind of set up in stages. First came the emoji spells (Yes, emoji spells. Don't look into it, you'll die of brain cancer) which were supposed to make Hillary win. Then when the odds started to lean more towards Trump people were either mass-reblogging emoji spells or casting the weakest excuses of binding spells I've ever seen. Then, after the race, people were literally casting intricate death curses against Trump and trying to somehow get him fired through *magic*~ uwu. Now it's come to the stage where people have calmed down a little bit but they're still casting binding spells to stop Trump from doing harm and shit. All in all it's pretty retarded.

>>18720215

We already stopped the anti Trump witches once, during the campaign.

Even if they outnumber us, the being they worship is weak, and their dedication to him is slim at best.

We need only remain strong and resolute to crush the enemies of Trump.

>>18725147
Him? I thought they worshiped the Goddess.

>>18720215

The amount of magic being practiced on 4chan daily is simply mind-boggling.

If normies knew how powerful we are they would drop dead of heart attack instantly. For a normie to even glimpse inside the head of a 2 post a day casual would cause a psychotic break.

To say the word '4chan' around a normie is basically to commit animal cruelty. I say 'animal' cruelty because of course only we are fully human.

I would elaborate further but I have to post an iceberg photoshop on /r9k/ that will cause a coup in Pakistan in the year 2033, disrupting the global balance of power.

>>18725006
With people who will permab& anyone who starts a kek thread?

I agree.

It's so weird that there's extremely reactionary/right-wing occultism, radical anti-authoritarian leftist occultism, and... wishy washy semi-progressive occultism.

Why isn't there tankie STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG occultism and milquetoast moderately conservative occultism too? Just to complete the set.

>>18725171
They're an abomination to the goddess.

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KEK CANNOT BE STOPPED

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>>18725221
Except by the French.

>>18725210
>Why isn't there tankie STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG occultism and milquetoast moderately conservative occultism too? Just to complete the set.

Because the right wing demagogues, and republicans by extension, are the supporters of Russia. The left wing demagogues are milquetoast moderates.

The ironic part is that the GOP appears to be directly responsible for the aid and abetment of Taliban fighters who murdered American soldiers. This is the only time in American history when an Attorney General appears to have committed perjury less than 6 months into a Presidential Administration. That is the kind of position you get into while worshipping a chaos god.

Meanwhile, the left has realized that a Trump impeachment earns more political capital than having another presidential administration wrestle with a lame-duck congress.

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>>18725229
C'est la vie.

>>18725245
I mean more broadly, though. Not just right this minute, but playing out over the last century and especially the last couple decades, there have been these fascist magicians and there are anarchist and weird situationist/Marxist magicians. And Democrat-voting eclectic pagan/Wiccan magicians.

But you don't see, for example, Leninist magicians doing magic in hopes of a vanguard party formulating, or mainstream Republicans doing magic to try and outlaw gay marriage.

The last one I guess is because of the power of the fundamentalist element among that group.

>>18725210

Moderate conservatism is just too normie.

Stalinism isn't relevant to anything happening in the West today. If you're into communism and a Westerner, you're likely to gravitate to radical anti-Authoritarian shit. What exactly is the point of Stalinism as a non-Russian? If you like communism you can pick a more ideologically pure communist like Lenin or Trotsky; if you like murderous authoritarians, then you'll probably gravitate to the Nazis, because then you get racism, anti-semitism, macabre human experimentation, and a bunch of other edgy things to go along with the murder. Stalin's paranoid machiavellianism doesn't quite match the ghoulish skull and bones aesthetic of the Nazis.

That was about two weeks ago, and I stopped it anyway. Bunch of fucking amateurs. The "witches" were a bunch of morons who were told to engage in ritual magic without following cleansing rituals.

>>18725280
You make a mistake by equivocating situationist, marxist and anarchist pseudoscience and trade secrets with the fascist magicians; because the historiography of magic must be etymologically coherent, lest you will be unable to translate the word precisely.

I am not in agreement with the /omg/ library on those particular details, so this is not the right place for me to help you.

You did see Leninist magicians making vanguard parties around Trotsky.

You saw Republicans doing paranormal things in prayer rooms during the election.

It sounds like you are using an abstract idea to tie together revisionism with fundamentalism, but you need to understand that cultural regression diverges into records of the past; and, we are discussing bronze-age unified theories of chemistry and physics- for a precise definition of magic

>>18720273
It makes me lol that people believe this, somewhere.

>>18720443
>>18720443
>>18720443
>>18720443
>>18720443
MAGICKALLY UNDERRATED

>>18724736
>But the popular vote doesn't decide who becomes President. It's based on the Electoral College.
That's the problem
Why shouldn't the majority decide since you call yourself a democracy?

>A popular vote wouldn't be genuinely representative
Americans are brainwashed

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>>18720261
bullshit you not a part of the synchrosphere

>>18725526
I already explained that. Where you live is a factor. Asking why votes in New York can't offset votes in Oklahoma is the same as asking why votes in Spain can't offset ones in Poland.

>>18725526
Because
*If it were this way, country folks may as well not be allowed to vote. And they are definitely an important part of this country, growing our food and shit, as compared to some random office worker who types some lines on the computer and would be dead-weight in case of apocalypse etc.
*The majority of voters are cancerous idiots, and the presidents of the old days knew / foresaw this. It's still a type of democracy, but more deception games and shit so if the globalists slack even a little bit with america, the hardworking patriots will reclaim it.

>>18726087
You got it, Baby. The electoral college is the last shred of "only land owners can vote" and you can be damn sure the land owners will protect it. Coastie faggots like the Clintons can just stay in their ivory towers.

>>18725526
We call ourselves a Representative Republic.

>>18725229
heretic!
>>18725263
tripfaggot!

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The truth of this hand sign is that you pledge allegiance to the hebrews whose diety is the Light

The Light is an "octopus"

"Kek" is a mask.

There is no 3rd dimension or higher

everything is 2 dimensional.

your soul is hooked up to a "television screen"

His eye is broadcasting into your soul

have you ever had a dream where you were a different person? Where you had false memories and a new personality a new voice a new job?

All the worlds a stage. For the drowning one.

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>>18726439
>have you ever had a dream where you were a different person?
I once had a dream where I was you

>>18726087
>and would be dead-weight in case of apocalypse
Really puts the Bible belt into perspective.