Weird People Thread

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my nigga Where's the rest of the story

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not exactly spooky but
>be me
>nigga af
>12AM
>me and a friend decide it would be fun to explore the woods behind a middle school near our house
>sure why not
>this is what any logical black person does on a friday at 12 am anyway right?
>fast forward
>innawoods
>I spark up, homie doesn't smoke because ball is life or some shit like that
>w/e you still an ashy nigga, CJ
>we get pretty deep and at this point we're about a mile past the school and a mile or so deep into the woods and hearing no background noise
>there's a highway about 5 miles near on either side
>I use a flashlight and a spraycan to mark trees because I'm not a complete dumbass
>we make it to what we believe was the center
>there's a field and another set of trees on the other side
>"My nigga we need to have a party back here"
>homie [CJ] is looking over to the corner of the woods
>he says he sees something
>it's a house.
>we decide to investigate>behind the brush we can see a tire swing
>it's creaking back and forth
>the house doesn't look lived in
>casual rstling noises here and there but nothing unusual
>suddenly hear whistling int tune with a song
>there's a man standing there
>he's been there the whole time
>immediately nop the fuck out
>My stoner head ass booked it through the woods before this lanky basketball is life muh fucker
>He's tripping over everything
>I still make fun of him about it to this day
>ol' lanky head ass

>>18719880
alright fine, I'll continue

>nurse was nice enough to let me stay in her house until I recover
>it's just my legs that are fucked
>I'll walk it off eventually
>at first she was nice but then starts acting weird
>I decide to just deal with it, i'll be home soon

>>18719890
>she starts getting mad at me over trivial shit
>bitch I want to go home now
>"I never called your relatives, nobody will come for you"
>oh shit
>start thinking I'm in real trouble now
cont?

this thread had a faint glimmer of promise then failed instantly.

>>18719895
Hell yes, don't leave us hanging

>>18719895
>I start playing it cool
>try to devise a way to escape
>find myself skipping pills regularly
>not sure if they're for the pain or giving me erection
>eventually recover quite a bit.
>snoop around her house when she isn't home, or out grabing groceries for her and her "patient" (I, anon)
>she doesn't know this.
>prefer to keep it that way

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>>18719913
>she comes home early one day as I'm snooping around her house
>REEEEEEEE
>I've angered the beast
>Basically shatters the bones in both my feet with a fucking sledgehammer so I can't escape
>Please God end my suffering
>Makes me start writing a novel a day every day about a girl riding a horse in the summer as punishment
>horses aren't the only thing she rides during the summertime
>I'm going to die here aren't I?

OP here, continuing in next post

>>18719921
>I decide to snoop around again while she's out, maybe find a way out
>I find a book with articles stuck in about a local serial killer
>See her photo
>I'm fucked
>I get back to bed and hope I'll survive the night
cont?

>>18719921
Sounds like your life would make a fuckin rad novel, bro.

>>18719921
content cop gona have to stop you right there OP. found your new home.

>>>/mlp/

>>18719937
I'll continue anyway

>I start worrying I'll be here forever
>Police suddenly barge in to my room
>Holy shit they found me
>"Son?! H-wat the hell are you doing here?! People have been looking for yo-"
>The bitch shoots the cop straight through the heart with a double barrel rifle
>Shit shit shit

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>>18719953
>she points the gun at me as I'm rolling my wheelchair towards her ready to tackle her
>she goes down and we're wrestling on the hardwood floor
>I end up smashing her head with some stone decor I found on the floor
>COCKADOODY!
>managed to open the door everybody get on the floor walk the dinosaur

>>18719959
Jesus fucking Christ I've been goofed again

>>18719959
this is from a fucking movie you ripoff

>>18719973
>>18719976
Did it really take you fucking mooks this long to figure out he was ripping off a Stephen King novel?

>>18719985
Yes. I'm a fucking mook and I'm not proud of it but I'm trying to change.

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>>18719959
>tfw still smashed.

more than the rest of you can say.

>>18719994
Well admitting it is the first step to change. I'm proud of you anon.

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>>18719959