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Defense against demons

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Someone under demonic possession is trying to kill you. What do you do? What kind of magical defense can be used in such short notice?
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Shotgun to the face. One with a slug, the other with buckshot filled with salt.

Then move to the bahamas. Bye bye.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sQ3W11zTQ
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Any conventional purifying items: Salt, Honey, Silver, or certain herbs like sage.

Holy symbols like a crucifix (with Jesus on it. A normal cross doesn't work), or Star of David
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Punches
over
and over
and over
and over
and over again

Surely you'll end up beating the demonic cunt so badly that it'll stop coming after you right

>captcha ks Kickwillie

Why didn't l think of that
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bath salts antidote
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>>18717224
Call the police, what the fuck do you think? Or do you think the police won't help?

>Help, police, someone is trying to kill me!
>Yes, citizen, we're on our way- wait, he isn't possessed by a demon is he?
>Yes, help!
>Fuck that, you're on your own.
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Magical defense? Nothing that I'd consider usable within reason unless provided with some A1 evidence that it was a presence and not someone being autistic
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>>18717224

wrestle to the ground and donkey punch into oblivion
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>>18717224
Same thing I'd do if anyone else who is trying to kill me: my AR-15 with 30 rounds of 5.56 to center of mass. Once the host shell is eliminated I can deal with the demon in a more leisurely fashion.
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>>18717224
send these guys
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>>18717741

i live in a country(west-eu) where citizens can't legally own a rifle. feelsbadman. doesn't stop the shootings though...
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A firm backhand to the face.
Then stare them down, point at them. Tell them how disappointed you are.
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>>18717619
Police response is a good 10-20 mins
Have fun being slaughtered
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>>18717224
Well OP I've got a rock that repels demons, I've had it in front of my house for years and I've never seen any demons around here, i could part with it for $500.
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