How do I make ghosts have sex with me?

>>18711776
You don't. It's basically impossible to rape something that's intangible to you. Now, you might try using a Ouija board and asking Zozo to molest you, but I doubt that's the kind of attention you're looking for.

Stop making stupid troll threads, consider dying violently in the very near future.

flowers. Buy the bitch some flowers

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more like this

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less like this

i would reccomend it but.. succubus

stick your dick in an ovilis device.

>>18711776
Alright, you will need; one white candle, 14 inches of string, a black crayon, a rubber band, Viagra, a circle made of quarts stones, a purple crayon, and a baby goat to sacrifice... reply to my post once you have collected these items! We will get you laid!!!

>>18711776
You made your thread creepy and sad in nine-words. Congrats OP

>>18712939
OK, got them all. What's next?

>>18711776
dead people want peace, not having sexual intercourse with a fucking beta male.

>>18711776
try killing yourself

>>18711776
are you extremely fit, both in body and mind? if not they wont want anything you have to offer

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>>18711806
>using a Ouija board and asking Zozo

I get regular blowjobs in my dreams.

A few times while awake I hallucinated some sort of creature that I could feel trying to sex me.

>>18711776
Go to the graveyard and ask

>>18711776
Why don't you first try to have sex with someone who's a live you weird fucker.

>>18711776
How do you know they aren't fuckong you right now?