>Santa comes from the celebration of Saturnalia which turned

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>>18711589

>>18711589
Most of the world doesn't call him Santa fucktard.

Read a book for once hayseed

Santa Claus is probably some retarded pronunciation of Saint Nicholas that got written down like that at some point

>>18711683
Saint Nicholas or Father Christmas just had too many syllables for those delightful amritards.

>>18711589
>Amerishit
>Christmas is only about Satan Claus, a fat red goy that gibes pressents
>Christmas is all about the family dinner with unhealthy foods
>Christmas is all about ugly sweaters and decorating your house in as many lights as possible
Do you know there countries other then the US, right? In those countries people actually celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. It is you cultureless americans that invented Santa Claus and all of these fake traditions.
You also invented that garbage bullshit about the Easter bunny that shits chocolate eggs to distract the goyim from the actual meaning of Easter: the Revival of Jesus

>>18711815
Look up Eshtar, you may actually learn something.

>>18711589
Yeah, the whole thing is about a fat child kidnapper (possible pedophile) that's got an oral fixation and eats too much while breaking into people's homes to drop things off under their tree.

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>>18711589
Santa can't be all bad, since he did defeat the Martians for us.

Santa doesn't live in the North Pole anymore.

SANTA LIVES IN GREENLAND! GREENLAND!

>>18713035
Beats the time that Hannuka Harry saved Christmas.

Search santa on www.nrgiseternal.com

They covered this in detail a while ago.

>>18711589
NNNO. "Santa" comes from "pagan religions" practised in what is now russia and finland, east of Ural. Amanita Muscaria was collected during summer and autumn and eaten in the dark cold winter. It keeps you warm and has.
Christianity arrived from europe and shaman traditions were deemed pagan. Santa is amanita muscaria, or the winter festival for it.

Saturn also rules times which is why he is depicted as eating his children.

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>>18711713
Sinterklaas with New York accent