/div/- Divination General

>>18705572

Doing readings. Ask away.

The Source decides which queries will be answered.

>>18705596
Apple,Red,winter

>>18705596
Pomegranate
Green
Winter

>>18705606
How will my future wife be?

>>18705606
Should I attempt a ritual I found?

>>18705606

Is the best possible future the one where I crown myself?

>>18705606
Will I find a girl who truly loves me?

>>18705606
What job/career should I consider for the future?

>>18705616
What's the ritual?

>>18705606
Am I going to be with S or D?

>>18705618
I'm gonna preempt his reading with my own answer. Yes.

>>18705614
Fire and ice. Fire and ice.

>>18705606
P or A is my next partner?

>>18705635
>Fire and ice. Fire and ice.
Bipolar?
Thanks.

>>18705616
No.

>>18705617
They each have their pros and cons.

>>18705625
It's some transformation ritual.It would take a long time for me to perform and it's almost definitely fake but I'm interested regardless

>>18705606
Will I ever be able to meditate? to AP?

>>18705630
S

>>18705606
When and where do I lose my virginity?

>>18705655
>>18705655
Yes. No.

>>18705652
So is it the Bornless ritual, or the Abramelin operation?

>>18705669
What about occult stuff?

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Love the OPic at start of thread.

>>18705676
Some.

>>18705677
That horse looks a bit overly aroused.

>>18705685
Demons? Rituals? Boards? Spirits? Hexes? Divination?

>>18705621
Teacher, actor, astronomer, aerospace employee.

>>18705673
It's closer to the bornless ritual

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>>18705606
Am I going to finish my phd?

>>18705701
Then good luck with that. You really have to know yourself emotionally before you do this, unless you really want to condition yourself to perpetual clinical depression.

>>18705687
>expects horse arousal limits to be more closely adhered to in the future, thank you very much

>>18705694
Maybe. No. Maybe. No. Maybe. No.

>>18705606
How much do my readings suck? Can I get better?

>>18705705
75% chance yes.

>>18705708
I mean I know I'd be aroused if a hot nude chick rode me like that, but jeez.

>>18705714
Only 25% suck. Practice and study. You will improve.

>>18705721
Good news. Thank you very much.

>>18705606
To what country will I move to in the future?

>>18705606
Am I gonna graduate from college?

>>18705606
When is the next time Ill meet them again?

>>18705736
Yes.

>>18705736
get on the discord and get a mic u nigga

Trading...

Should I dump this girl

>>18705752
:P

>>18705762

if you have to ask, yes

>>18705606
What will trigger our fist serious/personal conversation?

>>18705746
So what comes after that?

>>18705631
Why preempt his reading though?
Anyway, thank you.

>>18705778
Good times. Options.

>>18705762
The Fool
The High Priestess
The Nine of Cups

Yes. You will find a new and better situation that allows for your spiritual side to take place and bear fruit. It will be a lot more enjoyable this new relationship as well, it will be with a girl you have never met before.

How is my love life the rest of this week?

>>18705809
Sounds vague lol
Thanks

>>18705606
Will I get better soon?

>>18705606
Did she like me, Does she still like me?

Should i take the risk?

>>18705606
what happens with him and his wife?

>>18705606
New to readings, not sure if I can ask 2, but I'll list them in priority order if I cant

1) Will the constant existential crises stop happening?

2) Would she be interested in me?

>>18705848
They maintain at least some sort of relations while things go on with you.

>>18705849
No idea on 2, but a little advice: the existential crises will stop when you work through them with either introspection or with the help of talking with a very close friend or a family member.

>>18705863
Thanks

>>18705849

No. It's up to you to find your way around it.

There's a good chance.

>>18705862
is he going to leave her?

>>18705863

I'm a querent you haven't answered before.

Is there still a curse on us? If so, wat do?

>>18705869
It looks like he's just going to string you along.

>>18705606
will i be lonely for the remainder of my life

>>18705878
Maybe.

>>18705873
You should probably ask a different reader tonight, I'm not feeling up to reading today. (massive headache)

>>18705606
Will those two meet in July? If so, what will happen between them?

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Will do a couple reads/trades tonight in the name of despair.

All I need is a name/alias and your question. Method is scry.

If you have a cute pic to share it would be real nice if you could include it.

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>>18705965

Nobody
Can I save the world and have it all?

>>18705965
>>18705965
Bubs

Is there still a curse on us? If so, wat do?

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>>18705965
Ryan
How do you see my relationship with her in the future?

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>>18705965
Alex. Why doesn't she ever have sex with me anymore? Is it me or her?

>>18705965
Cute
Where do you see things headed with me and this guy?

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>>18705965
What do you see happening for me in 2017 as the most important event? Alias is Miyako.

>>18705965
Wool
I need to know the location where I lose my virginity, thanks.

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>>18705965

sally
what can you tell me about my future husband?

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>>18705965
Em

I would like to know when I lose my virginity as well.. sorry if that's a weird quesiton. I'm female if that helps. When? How? What do you see. Thank you.

>>18705965
harpychick9
What would have happened if I stayed that night?

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>>18705971
I like your style m8, good choice in name, and fun way to word your question.

I see a tame lion sitting behind a glass wall, kinda like a zoo exhibit. It sits and looks out to the crowd outside the other side of it's glass wall. It seems to be a bit reserved and calm, but in reality its predatory nature isn't softened by just circumstance. IT still holds itself regally and if that glass wall wasn't there I'm sure the people on the other side wouldn't be standing so close.

Oddly enough yeah seems to be the answer. However people will seemingly think you're burnt out or calmed down after the event. It'll be a burst of energy and a triumphant victory followed by a period of calm and rest. Like a fiery passion that still exists but learns to re-purpose itself to be more palpable for the normal, everyday person.

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>>18705965
Nick
Do things get better in april?

You guys are stupid. Eli and Chiron are friends.

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>>18705979
I see a very sultry looking witch, dressed in a beautiful velvety purple sweater. The only reason I think she's a witch is because she has the whole pointy hat thing going on. she's cute tho m8, if whe's the one who cursed you call her up for me and tell her she can curse me anyday ;^) Anyhow her magical "assets" aside she takes a snowglobe with a small figure of a couple holding hands and smashes it onto the ground.

I think whatever it was that was holding you is shattered now m8, IT felt really vitriolic and like release of something once important, the crash of glass on the floor was really satisfying in a letting go kind of way.

where is CHESIWCK i need to speak to her give her feedback on a reading?

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>>18705965
Hello reader, hope you're having a good evening.

A
I want to be in her mind as much as possible. How should I behave?
Pls no "break her skull open and get inside" :^)

Thanks man!

>>18706043
They were very close friends until she suddenly got violent with him enough to the point he eventually got violent back.

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>>18705965
Alias is Ace of Gold
What do I have to do for things to get better? I mean, emotionally.

>>18705572
When will I get my powers back?

>>18706024

Thank you very much. This answer very much fits.

>>18705606
>>18705606
Should I continue with writing only for the rest of my time?

>>18706062
Why would she be violent with the man she loves? Stop slandering her

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>>18705965

E-Series
Will my passion that I'm striving for pay off?

Will I have a chance at the one I lust currently?

I apologize for asking two if you're unable to do two.

>>18706053
Yeah, she's probably who made the curse. Been there, fucked that, went back, fucked it some more. Either way, she's still a witch, and she's still hurting good people in /div/ who she doesn't even know (because she's never even been here). I hope someone does something about her works so we can all be happier. Thanks.

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>>18705983
Falling apart. Flesh rotting off the bone of a still moving creature, a horse moving through a landscape while decaying over time. A bit of leg here and a bit of face flesh there, The skeleton is still there but by the end it's hollow and empty.

The basis for the relationship will probably stay, but it'll seem to lose the meaningful parts of it if left the way it is too long. Keep things together and don't let the little parts and losses get to you. Pay them attention if you hope to keep it all together.

>>18706100
Because she's crazy, obviously. Sane people appreciate the ones they love.

>>18706094
75% yes. That means go for it whole-hog or maybe have something small on the side (which could also be useful as a subject for your writing).

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>>18705965
M
What is something about myself that I don't know?

>>18706119
You dont hit women.

Don't you like how, as soon as a thread is identifyably posted by someone that remembers the IRC link, that all the shitposters come to raid it?

>>18706135

the past two threads didn't include the irc link and it was nothing but shitposts.

>>18705606
what is my future girlfrind like?

>>18706143
Touché.

>>18706134

That's sexist. No one should be hitting/hurting anyone. That's what gets you hit back, duh.

And Eli sure doesn't sound like she acts like much of a woman.

>>18706134
>>18706149
She looks like a man and even has a boy's name.

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>>18705985
>why doesn't she have sex with me anymore?

That's a new one. You sure you want to be asking a reader about this and not her? Like open communication works wonders m8.

Blockage, I realize how that sounds in regards to sex, but it's an emotional barrier rather than a physical one, figure out what the root of it is and you'll be back to it in no time.

>>18705986
Given enough time and the right actions he'll actually make the first move in a surprising turn of events. It'll be romantic at first but strangely as it happens you'll wonder if this is really what you wanted and take some time to think about it.

>>18706134
Just report & ignore them. These retards thrive on attention & delite in bullying people to do like Rehtaeh Parsons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Rehtaeh_Parsons

Honestly, /b/tard-tier. I thought /x/ was marginally better than this.

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>>18705965
O
Is she lying to me?

>>18706134
I would have buried her in my back yard if it had been me whose throat she clawed a chunk out of and kept coming at.

>>18705986
>>18706159
Thank you can tell me what you saW?

>>18706161
/div/ has always been drama, and /x/ had the lowest average IQ of all the boards when it was surveyed. But the drama has definitely increased since Eli showed up to the IRC to fuck Chiron and then started drama with other people in there.

>>18706185
So why perpetuate it by taking sides?

Just report & ignore.

>>18706173
>she clawed a chunk out of his throat
>she left a coke baggy in his house
is this the truth or rumors?

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"If by some miracle, a prophet could describe the future exactly as it was going to take place, his predictions would so sound so far-fetched, so absurd, that everyone would laugh him to scorn."
- Arthur Clarke

Hey /div/, so I wrote a divination guide a while back:
http://pastebin.com/V1dKC9yy
This is the updated version. It needs revision, as I have forgot to include hieromancy - which is divination via holy items, relics, or objects. I'm sure there are other methods I'm missing too. If you know of any that I'm missing or would like to add/submit - please reply to this post, as I'm interested in making a more whole, complete divination guide.

I'm also working on a...let's call it a "paper" that is very pro divination. In it, I'll be listing famous examples of prophecies or predictions of the future that have come true. It will also have some other interesting tidbits throughout history on divination, it's influences, famous diviners, etc.

I was curious, is this something that you think would be beneficial or interesting to include in /div/? What are you thoughts? I'm curious to know.

>>18706043
>it_begins.exe

>>18706055
You don't need to speak to her in real time to leave feedback, friend. Just leave a message, and she'll see it when she scrolls.

>>18706196
Clawing a chunk out of his throat is truth.
The baggy probably wasn't coke, but she left some sort of powder at his place.

>>18706199

the only thing that would benefit /div/ is if it burned to the ground

>>18706215
Explains why you seem to enjoy shitposting & perpetuating drama that doesn't even matter to you in your daily life, bro.

>>18706215
>the only thing that would benefit /div/ is if it burned to the ground

Well, seeing as this is a digital space, I highly doubt "fire" is the answer to /div/'s problems.

>>18706221

i'm not the one who has been shitposting, bro.

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>>18705995
Something related to career or purpose. A feeling of great reward for an action that takes place. FInding pride in something that you do or being rewarded/acknowledged for what you do. IT'll seem small at the time or in "name only" kind of thing, but it'll open doors later down the road. Seems work related to me but may also relate to a favour of some kind.

>>18706001
Is inside a person a location? if so i think that's where about 100% of all virginity loss occurs :^) Glad I could help clarify that for you friend.

Sass aside, bedroom, their place, not yours, just feels foreign in some sense. Red curtains.

>>18706180
A letter delivered from an unknown address but on the back a wax seal that seems all to familiar, sealed in red wax. The recipient looks it over and instead of opening it throws it onto the desk and flops down in bed to think a bit. Sorry I try to include the vision but sometimes cut it if I have a huge line or backlog to catch up on.

>>18706199
Including a list of typical readers or a small profile of the usuals, it's weird showing up and hearing about a bunch of drama and knowing literally nothing about those people. Really more of a joke request, but I think it might actually be cool to have a complied list and profile of some of the more memorable readers. Like a /div/ hall of fame or infamy

>>18706204
Did he go to the ambulance? Why would she leave powder?

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>>18706002
This is a really weird one, but he'll spend too much time working on a home project one time and it'll really piss you off for no real reason. It'll be a porch or outdoor wood structure. He'll be staining it or repainting it or something of the sort, and you'll come out and ask him why he always avoids things with home improvement projects instead of improving the relationship.

Kind of not helpful in finding them of knowing who they are, but it's what I got sorry.

>>18706246
This was actually an idea when we first devised /div/. But diviners/readers came and went. Plus, there are too many to accommodate for - the list would be ever changing...

It would be an incredibly daunting task to keep a list up to date.

>>18706275

are you saying i'm going to marry hank hill?

>>18706271
No, he didn't get an ambulance. He's fine now other than a scar. She forgot one of her travel cases that had the bag of powder inside it.

>>18706276
>Falling for the bait
You know he was asking for a list of readers solely to perpetuate more drama, right?

Just report & ignore.

>>18705965
Selina
What was J thinking of looking at me? Thank you!! <3

>>18705965
Aud
will I find a job and keep it or switch up? Or will I go back to school? Or have a job and school? Im in limbo with these decisions. Thank you!

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>>18706010
Normally I sass these kinds of questions from people but now I kinda want to hit on you. help.

Honestly it's in a place that's real dark and the viewer in it all feels real tired. Like it's late at night and after a long talk and heated bit of closeness. It's an act of love in your case rather than a sheer act of lust or blind passion. A lot of warm embraces beforehand and some back and forth talk. IT's more foreplay than anything else. The act itself makes up a relatively less time than the events building up to it.

Anyhow yeah that's all I want to say, feel like a perv detailing all that, I don;t need to see stuf that personal man. it'ls l-lewd, my pure maidenly heart can't handle it.

How come Chironymous or Eli never explain their case to end this shitposting?

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>>18706322
Thank you.

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>>18705965
Fae
Viginity is lost when? How? What do you see.
Thank you

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>>18706016
You wpould have regretted it for a long time to come, just the feeling of deapir washing over it all, like a sense of hopelessness and wondering "why could this happen to me" "Why me" whipsered over and over.


>>18706291
Not literally, but the dialogue reminded me a bit of that kind of esacpism through a hobby while still caring. so I posted the picture. SO kiiinda, but less of a meme character.

>>18706323
because it's them shitposting pretending to be anonymous

>>18706323
There's not much to say. Eli attacked Chiron. Chiron fought back. Eli talked shit on him in the IRC while he tried to sort things out with her. She's not even interested in making peace. She's been making drama with other people instead.

>>18706323
Why would anyone need to? And honestly, why even bother feeding the trolls? It just spoils things for everyone else.

>>18706110
You have my attention. Care to explain your case? Drop your email or drop by the /div/cord. I'm curious to hear your tale.

A friendly reminder: /div/ is for the discussion of divination and for the it's utilization of it's techniques (performing reads).

Any posts that are off-topic should be reported and ignored.

>>18706276
Not to mention there are some, like myself, that go by several names, or change names and let the old ones die, or etc.

I know of at least 4 that have read by several names.

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>>18706331
>>18706010
>>18706001

All this virginity questioning.
Why guys? This is all so l-lewd. You'll find that out when the time is right, I'll still read it but it's weird to look into that for others, how do you even manage to overcome the awkward sentiment to ask that kinda thing? Genuinely curious

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>>18706016
>>18706334
woah wtf! I was having a good time and was upset i had to leave. Is there any chance you can show me what would have happened? thank you so much!

>>18706339
>spoils things for everyone else
Eli is getting exactly what she wants.

>>18706351
And how do you know what she wants if all you do is shit talk about her? Or what Chiron wants if all you do is shit talk about him?

>>18706348
Anonymity

>>18706348
It's probably a sideways way of asking if they're forever alone or if they legitimately have a shot with someone now

>>18706343
A witch got mad that I was spending time in /div/ instead of with her, so she cursed us. I've seen it negatively impact a lot of people here over the past months.

>>18706361
Eli starts drama with people because that's what she's looking for.

>>18706370

we were cursed from the start bro.

>>18706370
This actually fits a reading I've gotten. Swing by the /div/cord, we might be able to do some business.

>>18706374
It's only gotten worse since the witch got mad.

>>18706370

THE /DIV/ CURSE IS REAL.

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>>18706036
Not april but in May. I get the feeling of an unexpected gift with the roman numeral five etched in bright colours on the box. I think May is your month is anything man.

>>18706060
Break her skull open an-
:^(

BE a friend more than anything else, she's actually starved for someone to tunr to and talk to in her time of need. THat'll get you in her mind for sure, but i'm not 100 percent sure it;'ll set you up for romance if that;'s what you're after. The point is that she could really use a friend to talk with about her hard life, I'm sure if you could come off as a great listener and willing to be there she'd really pay attention to you. Just not sure what you're after since guys rarely ask about gals unless they after a lil something, but still I saw that as what she'd really appreciate most.

>>18706372
So why are you not just ending the drama by not posting?

>>18706372
Dude she is a young girl only 16 years old Chiron is a pedo

>>18706386
Eli is well into her 20s. Don't be retarded.

>>18706384

they're too autistic to do that

>>18706370
What was the pattern of negative effects? How could you tell it was her?

>>18706390
This.

That's literally the only reason why the drama continues; autistic people who don't report or ignore.

>>18706391
It started right after she got mad. It really seemed to negatively affect the relationships on /div/, but also people in general.

>>18706402
So who's the witch you're talking about?

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>>18706072
Learn to accept the things you cannot corntrol, forgive the ones you can but havent changed yet, and forget the ones that cannot be stopped. Basically a little bit of selfmediation in terms of holding onto the wieght of it all. Learn to cope with what it is going on and realize you don;t have to bear the wieght of it all, all the time. Rest those shoulders from time to time Atlas, the weight of the world is a hard enough burden to carry, don't put the mental wieght on top of it too.

>>18706370
Jokes on her I was already miserable long before I showed up her, if anything she made my life better by having a cute girl actively concerned with what happens to me, even if it's a curse :^)

>>18706404
She's not from /div/. She's just jealous.

>>18706407
I'm not talking about Eli or anyone else here.

>>18706413
>>18706407
>Eli
>cute girl
KEK. Hardly. Have you seen her shovel face?

>>18706383
>she's actually starved for someone to tunr to and talk to in her time of need

That's very valuable information, my dear reader. I consider myself a good listener so I found your reading very helpful. Yes, I'd really like to get in her pants, but if that doesn't happen I still think she's a nice person to keep in my life. I want to be useful for her.

Thank you very much for your insight. And if you feel like it, I'd really like to know what you saw (doesn't have to be NOW, whenever you want is ok)

Thanks again man. I appreciate your time.

>>18706417
>insulting her over looks
are you a chiseled greek god?

>>18706424
I'm not a swamp monster like her.

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>>18706105
Oddly relevant that you ask both, you're gonna face a dillemma, with that exact two options. In one sense you can pursue the passion of yours and do just fine but it'll wear down you social elements with that one lust of yours. However the same is true vice versa. THe point in the middle is one of medicority. IT's more a circumstance of physical location or circumstance ironically. It feels as if you;d be capable of managing both at the same time, but one act from either timeline would prevent you from doing the other becasue of a simple vital moment to the success of the other. Real conundrum man,.

>>18706366
>anonymity
Makes a lot of sense, seems kind of obvious when you but it that way. Funny how not having a name changes so much of our behaviour here.

>>18706413
I'm not talking about Eli or anyone else here.
:^( i-it's not like I wanted to be cursed or anything b-baka.

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>>18705965
Elise
Why have I had so much trouble getting over this guy?

>>18706383
>Can immediately think of a box someone has spoken to me about
May seems a ways off but now I'm questioning if it is what I'm getting

Air query.

Male
Taurus
Should I date this chick from /div/cord or is she fucking insane like the rest of these lot?

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God damn you /div/... We have the chat rooms for a REASON!

>https://discord.gg/fTpDqW9
> https://discord.gg/CKGqezW
>https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination

Please take this pointless, off-topic dribble elsewhere.

I have an idea. Maybe if we keep turn this thread into nothing but linkspam of Rehtaeh Parsons's suicide, maybe the drama shitposters will give up & raid another thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Rehtaeh_Parsons

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>>18706130
That you'd actually make for a very good writer if you put your mind and practice to it, doesn't mean you'd be a bestseller or anything, but your way with words would touch people and you'd be surprised at the idea you could convey in words. you'd be a sucess at it and strangely come to enjoy it with time. YOu would have a way of hitting people where it hurts or getting a really relatable message across to them. Mostly fiction though, you seem to work best in emotional appeal or parables.

>>18706417
>Have you seen her shovel face?
I haven't ever seen anyone's face and remembered it very well ;-;

>>18706453
The dribble came from there.

>>18706454
How about we stay on-topic and talk about divination instead?

>>18706458
And there it should stay.

>>18706458
So stop posting it here & leave it there.

>>18706467
>>18706470
It was brought there from here.

>>18706453

Tilting at the wind, Sennnnpai. They won't listen because entropy is their goal. That being said, what's your favorite method of divination these days? Myself, I've taken up interest in bibliomancy recently.

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For those who cause drama, plz stap you make the kitten cry.

>>18706467
Tel me more about that smoke divination you like so much.

>>18706477
Then stop bringing it here & leave it there.

>>18706486
Go interrogate Eli as to why she came to the IRC and started all of it. She's made many kittens cry.

>>18706434
It's as they say, with answers comes more questions

Would you be able to expand with more detail? You've made me even more curious. I feel as I shouldn't give too much info but I'm not sure how this works. The passion is in the field creation of audio. And the one I lust and the one I love are two different people. Thank you for your reply btw.

>>18706491
There it festers.

>>18706494
If you're not Chiron, then why are you bitching? It's between her and him, so stop bringing it up and if they do, report and ignore.

>>18706499
Chiron's not the only one Eli's been a massive bitch to. It's not an isolated incident.

>>18706496
That's the point. Stop keeping it alive, buddy.

>>18706502
Who else has she visited?

>>18706496
>>18706504
The IRC festers and gets worse indeed

>>18706502
So why not isolate it yourself by not bringing either side up?

>>18706506

I think she's only been a bitch to people online besides Chiron. I don't keep track of where she goes to slut herself.

>>18706507
>>18706502
So if you're not chiron or eli, why bitch about chiron and eli to keep the drama alive here? If you have a personal vendetta with someone on IRC, deal with them yourself on IRC.

>>18706508
not him, but i think people should know what a shitty person she is to deal with so that they can avoid her and save themselves the drama

>>18706516
At this point Chiron just represents everyone she's fucked with.

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>>18706479
What they don't understand is that 1) /div/ is a juggernaut and will never die - so long as there are diviners and querents, it's an /x/ mainstay; and 2) they are only bumping the thread. It serves no purpose other than to perpetuate /div/...

Sooo, mission un-accomplished? We'll just keep making more threads. Hell, I'll start making my own, separate threads if need be.

>what's your favorite method of divination these days?
I still contend that capnomancy (divination via smoke) is probably by far the most entertaining and intimate form of divination for myself.

>bibliomancy
What book(s) do you use to prophesize from?

>>18706489
>smoke divination
Capnomancy, yes! Like I stated above, it's probably my most favorite.

I darken my room, keep it really low light (candles) and then burn incense. I play with the wisps with my hands until I see images or visions in the smoke.

What is a divination method that is your favorite? Or which do you find the most interesting? What are your thoughts on this >>18706199 ?

>>18706523
Notice how no one bitches when Chiron or Eli gives readings. Youre just starting shit for no reason.

>>18706523
>>18706525
So what has she done against either of you guys that gives you the privilege to not let either put this thing behind them?

>>18706533
This.

If only there were janitors around at this time.

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>>18706171
Half-lies like truths told in a deceptive way, the best lies are ones based on true events. She's being honest enough to let you know what's important to her but intentionally warping or changing/leaving out details she want to.

>>18706295
>solely to perpetuate more drama
>b-but I hate drama, if anything I was just fishing for reviews so I could finally know people here are sick of my shit so I can finally be free from this place for good. ;-;

>>18706308
J wants to look some more nad find out for sure. THey enjoy the act of watching and analysing things, a bit limerant perhaps but ultimately it's more of a fantasy than anything they expect to act on, if anything they kind of hope you make the first move.

>>18706533
Chiron hasn't given any readings since her shit.

>>18706523
>>18706525
>Gives no reason for why they have a grudge against someone they don;t know
So... lemme smash? please?

>Their online sexual advances were rejected

>>18706552
Actually, he has. go search the logs.

>>18706548
Botom one here can you tell me the image please and thanks?

>>18706529

Capnomancy, eh? I'm gonna have to tuck that one in my hat to read another day. As for what books I use, at the moment I've been using the seven books of the Harry Potter series and a Merriam-Webster dictionary to practice with. Interpreting with Book-Fu is a bit weird getting used to for me but it's quite fun.

>>18706453
>>18706486
It's three dudes who just want a shitstorm samefagging like crazy. You know that, right?

>>18706554
What are you smashing?
Chiron rejected some of Eli's IRL advances and this drama started. Who made online advances against anyone?

>>18706560
Actually, he hasn't. There aren't any of his reading recording posts for months.

>trolls are chironymous

>>18706575
We do.

>>18706575
>>18706577
ITT:
No one knows who did what.

>>18705965
Erick
Am I being deceived by S and V?

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>>18706311

>>18706495
Moving, physically moving. Not being able to be in one place during a vital event. I see ap erson caught between two events happening at the same time, if he goes to talk with a friend he misses his interview, and vice versa. Basically a conundrum of attention divided at a crucial moment that happens to coincide.

>>18706562
A cat sitting and waiting for a moment to strike but the imageo f the bird they're watching is just on tv and they know from experience that strking will just make themselves look foolish, so they sit and watch. The act itself is nice though, however if the bird were to be real and actually just one outside a window and fly in they'd like that a lot more. Confusion and whatnot, but also a hope for something even when they interpret it as a hopeless circumstance from experience.

>>18706576
>Doesn't know the lemme smash meme
Pathetic

And you call yourself a good shitposter

Come on guys, can we end this shitposting already? The Eli did nothing wrong posting has gotten way out of hand, everyone knows she is an insane bitch.

>>18706570
>Interpreting with Book-Fu is a bit weird getting used to for me but it's quite fun
It will come in time. You'd be surprised on how accurate a method it can be.

>>18706575
Of course. I can read the thread counter on the bottom of the page
Currently:
>210 replies/37 images/35 posters

That is an incredible amount of samefagging

>>18706602
>Eli did nothing wrong posting
>Most posts are by >>18706602 accusing her of being a bitch to him without giving any legit reason
Right...

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>>18706311
Forgot your read like a dumdum in my lst post sorry about that. JOb and school seems like the way, I saw a person looking over a sword and a shield and told they can only have one they grab both of course, and who's gonna stop them? THey have a weapon and shiled son.

Basically I took the shield to be school, as in a backup plan and the sword to be work as in a means of cutting through the difficulties of life through finanacial gain.

>>18706593
I'm still always unclear as to with whom you want to smash genitals. No matter what way I interpret it, it's stupid.

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>>18705965
hello reader, best to you my request is as follow

jasmin
im very stuck mentally for years and i see nothing to free myself from it so in the future will i succumb to it or will there be a change of how i feel? if yes, what and how?

i dont need sugar coating

>>18706529
Do me a reading of those plz <3

I would like to see your full potential.

>>18706606
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>18706606
I have only made 2 posts in this thread, I'm just saying everyone needs to drop this Eli did nothing wrong shit, it's getting fucking embarrassing. We just want readings.

>>18706591
Thank you again. The answers have been satisfying. I have plenty more to ask but maybe that's better said on a new day.

>>18706619
So how is you shitposting about someone you don't know, who did nothing to you, a joke?

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>>18706331
2018, in the backseat of a car after sort of almost losing it in a room. KInd of a spur of the moment thing, but the first time is a false alarm you back out of and the person follows you and after a bit of talking it goes down, and then continues inside again on a couch. It's late and it feels almost like a party but it's only two people there, you and them.

Hi guys! I'm new here and will be scrying for the next 30-40 minutes! It may take me a moment to get back to you because I try to see as much as possible when I scry.

All I need to know from you is your gender and it would help me with my accuracy if you listen to this song while I scry for you.

https://youtu.be/240wW0kjenA

>>18706622
Yeah, bitch should know by now that she fucked up.

>>18706622
Then stio talking about it & get on with the readings. You're literally the only one even talking about it while the rest of the people here tell you to shut up & get on with the readings.

>>18706626
I sexually identify as a retard
Will zelda breath of the wild be a good game?

>>18706624
I'm not the one who posted the joke. But I understood it.

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>>18706629
I had literally only made 2 posts, how fucking paranoid are eli posters going to get?

>>18706629
Literally not the only one.

>>18706630
What a coincidence, that's my fetish. I get so hard for a tard.

>>18706626
Male, would like to know how to win this girl over, thanks

>>18706627
So if you're not chiron, that means you weren't part of the drama. Why involve yourself? Did she reject your sexual advances or something?

>>18706626
female
can you tell me about my next boyfriend please? listening!!

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>>18706616
I still owe you a reading. I'm not currently divining, however. Another day Hermetic_Magician, I promise. I can foresee it!

Until then, you could try and wait for another diviner to come along. I'd wait and watch for that poster count to change too.

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>>18706350
An act that you willingly take part in that may have taken things too far, but goes over the line. I saw a solider being cheered on by comrades slay a child. Later they wake up in hot sweats dreaming of it night after night, IT seemed alright at the time and the better call, but they can hardly live with themselves for what they decided to do all those years ago.

>>18706421
I saw a person waiting by a mailbox day after day waiting for a letter and always sending one out each day. Surely one will come back after all the ones she sent out right? Nope day after day nothing. Yet the search continues. Just a real sad message seeking activity, someone reaching out to no avail.

>>18706626
Female
general year scry please most important happenings in it
im listening

>>18706626
Male
How does the girl I like feel about me? do we have a future together?

>>18706639
Don't stand up for yourself if and when she attacks you. Be a total doormat.

>>18706626
Female,
What do you see happening between C and I?

>>18706630
I see a...pasty girl sitting on a couch in a dimly lit basement. She yells "suicide!" and laughs maniacally. Her mom comes in and yells at her. She cries herself to sleep with a bottle of vodka.


Dude wtf.
I don't think you'll even get to play the game?

>>18706637
Who says I support anyone here? I'm just saying to just get on with reading and you stop acting like a total retard by derailing this thread with flaming people you don't know.

>>18706626
The song is horrible. Hope it's a troll post.

>>18706626
female
will i be with g?

>>18706626
Male
Tell me about love, will i find someone I truly love and can stand being with?
Speaking of love I dig that jam man, groovy stuff, love [MAD]s

>>18706643
Eli's disgusting, so no sexual advances were made. She just goes out of her way to be a troublemaking bitch.

>>18706658
You are acting like a typical Eli poster, just in case if you are new Eli posters are completely paranoid retards just like their patron saint the jungle bitch of concussions. I had literally only made 2 posts for fucks sake

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>>18706060
10/10 would hesitantly let inside skull.

>>18706457
Writing is substantially difficult to perform when complemented with a lofty inclination towards perfectionism. The stress takes redundant tolls. I have panic attacks over whether I'm choosing the right words to convey thoughts. Fortunately, aiding in the editing processes of others' work has proven to be more enjoyable to an abundant proportion. Thanks for the reading, Stray. There's still worthiness in the consideration.

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>>18706585
Not so much decieved as being led astray from your original goals, you're being played in a sense, but strangely it's totally honest in it's representation of it all. Maybe it's because they don;'t think much of you, but it's real straightforward in it's approach. Abort mission if at all possible.

>>18706664
Nice trips. Shows me you're just here to troll by still bringing it up.

Alpam? Alex? flowers? I honestly don't care what side you take. Just want you to let it go because their issues aren't yours or 4chan's. nypa, bro.

>>18706647
>I saw a person waiting by a mailbox day after day waiting for a letter and always sending one out each day. Surely one will come back after all the ones she sent out right? Nope day after day nothing. Yet the search continues. Just a real sad message seeking activity, someone reaching out to no avail.

Aw man, poor girl. I seriously hope that person represents her and not me, lol.

Thank you very much for your patience.

>>18706667
And chiron supporters aren't the same way? Because honestly; why bother even taking sides when they don't matter to us?

>>18706645
I don't care about that. I just wanted to see your skills in action. Too bad. Please come to the Discord channel.

>>18706608
No worries at all! Thank you so much! Sounds very much like something I'd do. May 2017 bring you many blessings reader! :)

>>18706626

Male
Recently came into some thousands of dollars and I wanna make some investments before it's all gone. Would the video camera I've been researching be one wise investment ?

>>18706679
Eli and her supporters shit up the IRC and now people are shitting up the threads because of it. *sigh*

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>>18706679
Did I take a side? No I said this Eli did nothing wrong shit is retarded and needs to stop, that is not an endorsement of chiron or even to say chiron did nothing wrong.

Jesus fuck, you Eli posters are god damn insane, at least chiron posters don't claim literally everyone is this one mysterious dude that just loves to fuck with them.

>>18706687
She has supporters? How is she not obviously a crazy bitch to people?

>>18706687
And you know this because you're on IRC? Because I'm online right now and nothing's going on at all.

What's your nick? And why are you contributing to all this by posting anything about them to begin with?

>>18706689
but 99% of the shitposts are against this "Eli" person so its obvious that its either chiron samefagging or someone who is obsessed with chiron and wants to defend him aggressively

>>18706691
>because the IRC has only ever existed right now
you're retarded and keep perpetuating shit by replying to it. nobody talk to this loser.

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>>18706614
>i don't need sugar coating
THat's good I hate telling people bad news but if you can handle it I won;'t hold back.

It only gets worse, with a slight beam of hope at the middle part of it, but if left untaken it'll all be hopeless, absolutely hopeless. It seems that this beam of hope will be something or someone that will reach out an opportunity for a short while, if you're stuck in the pit of it all and refuse to pull yourslef out you will remain there.

I saw a person in a slick of oil being pulled slowly down into it, a fire brurns in a ring around the area they're in but a rope descends from abouve in a "holy light" kind of way, but more likely someone at higher ground opened a panel and let down a rope. The sentitment is that of "how can I trust this escape?" what if it's worse?" and when they don;t grab for it they are slowly consumed and burned alive.

Bascially don't let it consume you, take any chance you have out of it, I've been in a similar place and that self defeatest attitude is all to real, it'll eat you alice and evenentually you'll long for a simpler time, but by then it'll be too late. There's no charm in hopelessness and sadness, so if at all possible try to find a way out of it if your life depended on in, becasue in a way it kind of does. Look for hope anon, you still have a chance even if it's a long shot, but please don't end up like m, I'd hate to see you go that way.

>>18706692
It's people who hate Eli rallying behind the first person she was a bitch to and screwed over, Chiron.

>>18706692
lol i think we can all agree that every person involved in these eli chiron arguments is obviously just RATTLE ME BONES same fagging for attention, right guys?

>>18706689
Sounds like the troll that actually does take sides is trolled by another trolled troll.

That's all this shitposting is; let it slide, report whoever initiates it and ignore them, no matter what side they take. It's all pointless to take sides.

>>18706690
So if you think smeone's crazy, just report & ignore them.

>>18706686
Nigga, go see a financial advisor

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>>18706692
Or
Or
Maybe
The thing /x/ is most well known for
Being the most trollable place on 4chan
Is actually still a fucking thing.
Maybe /x/ never lost its status as the crazy fuckwads its fun to fuck with.

Maybe
Just maybe
This /div/ community didnt change a thing and everyone still views this place as being a stupid shithole where retards get triggered over nothing.

>>18706691
>Hurr im spouting shit 'cuz i like to make shit up
Nice going. So you're lying about it all.

Too bad you're butthurt because there's someone actually on IRC.

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>>18706705

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>>18705572
>Let's respect each other and keep things decent here. May the good fortune be by your side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

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>>18705965
Am I too late for a reading?
I just want to know what do you see in my future

>>18706715
Peace offerings were rejected.

>>18706692
>checks front page
>thread on the master emeralds and how to obtain them
>NO THIS PLACE IS SUPER DUPER OFFICIAL AND NO ONE LOVES TO JUST FUCK AROUND ON /X/ IN GENERAL, NOPE, IT MUST ALL BE ONE PERSON LOOKING TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDA.

>>18706647
I wonder if I got taken advantage of?

>>18706724
Yes, by those who know you're at fault for constantly shitting up this place.

>>18706671
Being played while being straightforward? That's interesting. I'm a little confused, but I think I get the point. Maybe I'm the one who's wrong in here.

Thank you very much for the reading.

>>18706738
What? Not accurate. More assumptive talking out of your ass.

>>18706751
So why do you still keep bringing it up?

>>18706754
Why do you keep addressing it and perpetuating it? Because you're a fool.

>>18706734
>>18706734


NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>18706756
>My repeatedly posting people's drama to cause drama is not perpetuating drama
It's like you don't even know what English is.

I love how ironic it is, to call me the fool while you act the fool.

>>18706761
How hard is it to ignore and report.

Ignore and report? Eli? Ignore and report. Chironymous? Ignore and report.

Only reason I'm posting now is because there's a new thread, but you have to understand you and others are half the posts.

>>18706761
It's like you're not even aware of your role in all this. It's like talking to a child.

I love how ironic it is, that you're a fool while you think you know tarot, which has a fool card.

>>18706775
>He claims to only have posted now
Nice try

>>18706775

and the same shit will happen in the next thread

>>18706784
This

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>>18706716
>Am I too late for a reading?
Nope just in time, was a bout to call it a night in a little bit. So you made it right before the deadline.

I see a happy family supported by, well actually good feelings, a sense of support and hope that is a little much for me to take at the moment, it's so pure if there were a word to describe it. Like something that is able to threive in harshness simply by being self supporting, a strong unit that faces adversity and is somehow immune to the darkness that surounds it, and in a way brings light to the world around it. LIke firefireflies trapped in a jar that don;'t know they're enclosed. They are content and bring light to the world around it, like a beacon of hope. Lucky bastard, don't sell your life short or ever take it for granted, your future looks real bright (no pun intented) but you'll manage to be one of those people said to "have it all" in some sense or at least socially. You'll be well supported and happy, genuinely happy. That's the most important part, with that happiness will come resiliance, something to lean on and rely on that is stable and that is fleeting in the long run, but still manages to give you a sense of belonging and happiness well beyond your years.

>>18706730
honestly sounds like it to me

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Alright >>18705965 is crashing for the night, little too much alchohol and despair for me tonight, take it easy /div/ I always try and leave you all for good, but I'm sure I'll be back sooner than inteneded. I hope it was helpful and hopeful for you all. Night. Hang in there and may you find your worth in the waking world. Keep at it and best of luck. Night night, don't let the despair bite.

>>18706831
Sleep well, friendo, and thank you for your time.

Could I get one Please

~ Is what I am working on, the best venue for what I want to share? How long / difficult will it be to finish from this point, and will the messages get to where they are meant to go?

Thank you for your time

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>>18706851
It's the best venue and strangely the easiest one, once yous start the momentum of it all will drive you forward with an inability to stop. That inability to stop will put you in a real do or die place. WHere it'll either be a major sucess or a huge crash. It alsmost seems up to chance or probablity which will come out of it. BUt if you're a high stakes gambler type you can;t refuse this chance. You'll know for sure within 6 months from the start of it all and it'll be awild ride to where ever it is you end up, heaven or hell, it'll have been a fun ride and well worth your time in your mind. The message will get to where it needs to go, but how it is interpreted will be the real gamble in all of this.

>>18706884

Thank you. Yes, it is essentially how this whole thing feels, the momentum of it is returning.

It came to me before, but I stopped it because I could not handle at the time (too young, too inexperienced, ie no framework to process). Yet I have always felt it was on me to share it, lest my soul / self come to regret not doing so, or even be punished for 'dropping the ball handed to me' if you know what I mean. But now, I fear the hour grows late (hard to explain, I am not old per say) and I have considered, weighed, and settled on a worthy vehicle / project to carry it out there.

My own success or recognition comes last - in fact any sort of fame or attribution to the core purpose and ideas, I know may bring danger. Getting it out there and inspiring, opening the eyes of some, I would be content with. Ideally, enough to take on its own momentum

In exchange for your services and anymore insights you may feel like providing: a couple images to consider from a dream last night.

A glimpse of someone to the front - right of you. The profile, an honest, good posture, of a somewhat asian-looking child with black hair, a light smile, and the happiest looking eyes, looking somewhere to your left. A golden light rays bathes him, pushing down leafy branches even, and eventually fills your vision and obscures everything, and yet you can feel the love of this individual who has just been revealed. Already people are murmuring and gathering

Elsewhere, more children, very different, possibly ill intentioned, this time gathered round and hunched over, looking down on a camera - a magazine cover or a photograph seen widely. Their eyes are curious yet belie a deep intelligence, their irises like spiral galaxies in black space. Light blue stars and actually, the same galaxy between them. You get caught looking at the eyes of the individual in the forefront, your vision moving into the right eye, the galaxy eventually filling up your whole sight. This is their gravity.

>>18705616
If it's from this website I strongly advise against it.

>>18705687
>aroused

You have never seen an aroused horse, have you

>>18707740
I have, actually. They're not that horny-looking

>>18707754
Do they have dicks?

>>18706407
Ace of Gold here
Thank you for the advice, it will help me take some decisions

>>18705815

4 of wands, 7 of pentacles, page of swords

You're in a good place for a new relationship and if you keep up the work you're doing you'll find some good prospects.

>>18707869
You're posting in a dead thread

>>18707390

why do you have three (3) threads up?


fucking ridiculous