how can i get a ghost gf?

>>18699883
Die. Become a ghost. Pray there's no analogue to mace on the afterlife.

>>18699883
You can't, ghost don't real dummy

>>18699883

80 dollars

>>18699900
this, kill yourself

OP is faggot?

Get a gf, turn her into a ghost

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>>18699883
You rape them.

>>18703517
lewd

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>>18703517

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>>18703517

Are you a Jew? Pissing off the spirits isn't a good idea...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1FVc_4iHNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAMeXjeswWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-62EYQHcWFA

https://twitter.com/TheImperialCult

boo

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>>18704176
JESUS CHRIST DONT SPOOOK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN

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>>18704338

>>18699883
Jack off on a girl's grave, the younger the better. This will attract her spirit. When you see her coalesce, claim to very wealthy and cool. Boom, done.