How does /x/ stay so woke?

After you wake up, it's to frightening to go back to sleep.

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Being woke is a lot like crossing over to the dark side. Once you start, it's a slippery slope. You can't go back, you can only become more woke.

Monster Energy
>bottoms up, and the devil laughs

>>18694672
Never stop wanting to learn

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>>18694672
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>18695374
Fuck off with this shitty meme.

>>18694672
>Monday, wake up
>Tuesday, wake up
>Wednesday, wake up
>Thursday, wake up
>Friday, wake up
>Saturday, wake up
>Sunday, wake up
It takes some practice, but that's how I do it.

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>>18694672
Once you're awake, it'll never be the same.

>>18694672
I usually drink about 30 oz of coffee in the morning and try to drink plenty of water before I go to bed so that I don't get dehydrated. Sometimes though I take a nap on my lunch break so I dont doze off on my way home.

>>18694679
More like its frightening being wake.

i just avoid sleep as much as possible. BE WOKE ALWAYS FAGGOT (but also really fucking tired)

>>18696112
That better be fluoride free water friend

>>18694672
I read your post, OP, and my alram clock went off. I slowly turned my head to stare at the ringing
apparatus with horror.

>>18695374
You're fucking pathetic, even by /x/ standards

>>18696336
>Pasta
>Pathetic
Pick one. :^)

>>18696426
I pick both.
That's a pathetic pasta and so are you for posting it.

>>18696426
>calls others pathetic, uses smiley faces

Stimulants.

>>18696435
>Calls others pathetic
>Uses the term 'smiley faces'
Also
>What is irony

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>>18694672
i inject dabs directly into my corneas

>>18694727
no joke

>>18696449
You're a fucking cunt. I hope you get AIDs and your withered dick falls off.