Thoughts on CERN?

They will accidentally destroy your past

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>>18692486

thots on the search for the "God Particle?"

>>18692486
I interned there, they're all massive weirdos every single person who works there (apart from security)

>>18692511
>accidentally

Destroy the demiurge.

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>>18692560
>weirdos
Care to elaborate?

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They're trying to open a portal to communicate with interdimensional beings.

>>18692511
I hope so. Can they replace it with a better one?

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I have personally dealt with them.

I know many people who have worked at CERN, including a current professor of mine. They're not doing anything secretive. You can tour the facilities, all their data is made public; stop trying to /x/ CERN up. Just learn some physics so you can begin to grasp what they do there.

>>18692818
Exactly what a bogdabot would say

>>18692818
Nice try.

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>>18692818

Bullshit, they got mythological symbolism out the ass. Including a statue of a dancing Shiva which is meant to release mankind from their illusion.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nataraja

Cern is planning a war against the demiurge. Why do you think their logo is 666? They /x/ themselves up.

The higgs fagson is the key to seamless simulated life. They were hired by interdimensional demons to find it and use it to trap all sentient carbon based life in a simulation while harvesting energy from our pineal glands.

>>18692877
Also the ceremonies were something more than just bizzare

.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw_mPvYcDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kKj0RcNdws

Why did they do this? Just to troll chirstcucks?

>>18692486
A gigantic waste of money.

God I wish I could apply to work there , it seems like such a wonderfull place full of opportunities for me , and many others !

CERN is such a good career choice ,you got to believe me !

>>18693169
I approve ! CERN look's like a career path for ME !

>>18693169
You are so right my friend !

>>18692486
Mandela effect

>>18693198
?

I want to work at CERN! And you should too! A **bright** future my friend!

Why is this meme still alive?

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It's my way home.

Maybe.

In a few years. If they do their jobs.

>>18693227
A bright future you will get if you optimize your life decision and apply at CERN !

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>>18693258
>That feeling when OP doesn't want to work at CERN hahaha. What a fool!

>>18693272
That ''OP'' individual should rethink his life choices ! Applying to CERN is one of the best , no , THE best life choice one could make !

>>18693255
Or at the very least they can find out what caused that black hole between your ears.

>>18693303
probably teletubies

God that show was scary

>>18692818
Ask your professor why they are wasting tax payer money in things that aren't useful to the common man.

>>18693290
I'm very happy about my choice of starting a new life at CERN! Everyone should do it!

>>18693566
>Ask your professor why they are wasting tax payer money in things that aren't useful to the common man.
Because unchecked exponential reproduction and treatment of disease is already possible, but letting trash reproduce defectives and criminals ad infinitum is a recipe for destruction. If you want unlimited food, it has been here for a long time. We're just waiting for the end of the earth's ability to provide because faggots like you insist on muh unlimited gibs.

Unfortunately I couldn't make it through CERN's rigorous hiring processes. If i could I'd be so happy, but they only have the best there, and they're treated as such.

>>18692818
They have nothing to do now do they?
Billions to build the biggest machine ever just to prove the higgs field.
Them BOOM they did it the higs boson.
Now they are desperately crashing particles to found anything useful to report, inst it?

I was at cern earlier this month and one of the professors hugged me too close and tight

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>>18693169
>>18693175
>>18693185
>>18693227
>>18693258
>>18693272
>>18693290
>>18693588
Is this a fucking Everest college commercial?

>>18693992
Oh no it isn't my dear friend !

Those are simply random anonymous people reporting the greatness that CERN can be in your life !

You should really think of applying for CERN , it would make your existence so much better !

>>18692818
I understand physics.

Still, no.

Shill.

>>18693809
Why not just do it with random combinations of atoms to see what happens. You can learn a lot just dicking around with scientific experimentation.

>>18692818
>CERN
>ConCERN
>Contrails
>Chemtrails
>gay frogs

Checkmate faggots.

There is secretive bullshit going on no doubt, but to the extent that it floats into "inter dimensional manipulation..."... well I think that's a bit of a stretch. Believe what you want as long as you have proof, but don't expect people to follow into the retarded cave you're exploring.

>>18694190
Really random I know but

nice name

>>18694274
Thank you

>>18694283

np

Did you come up with it or took it from somewhere ?

Just curious.

>>18694283
>>18694301
She's a dirty whore and browses /pol/, so she "cuted" up here horrible lifestyle choice.

>>18694313
By applying for CERN ?

No but seriously , browsing /pol/ doesn't make you a bad person

>>18694301
I made it as my PSN ID while trying to sound edgy a couple years ago..
>>18694313
Did you just assume my gender?

>>18694323
>implying
She feels like a dirty whore after browsing /pol/, degeneracy etc.

>>18694326
>Did you just assume my gender?
kek, never change /x/

>>18694326
Oh alright

edgy can be nice sometimes , when it's not over done

still , I don't get why >>18694342 is calling you a dirty whore for browsing /pol/ , what the fuck happens in that board to make people this stupid

>>18694346
I'm saying that browsing /pol/ made her feel like a whore, because they have this insistence on a virgin white woman for a wife, and just women in general abstaining from sed. It was just a joke because she's tripfaggin.

>>18694396
I dunno. I don't spend 100% of my time there. Get past them saying "nigger", "kike', "cuck", etc every other word and you'll see they're right a lot of the time.

>>18694342
Is what I do

>>18694396
>she
Some fags just never listen

>>18694423
idk why he insist on calling you a woman when 99% of people here would deny you being a woman until you posted pics or something

4chan can be so fucking retarded sometimes

Anyway , I have absolutely nothing to do so I'll go lurk on /pol/ for a while , you two made me curious

test

Trying to pump as much negative energy into this world as possible.
Funny thing is, their desire to exist creates a counter balance of good energy which is an infinite source.
To succeed at their goal they would have to will their non-existence, which defeats the purpose anyhow... Mathemagnets n shit.
So now we are in a situation where (((they))) are just sperging the fuck out, watching the clock go around, playing "HWNDU" with little orange candles and faggotry. And probably keeping themselves in a general state of existential denial.
All just a theory, ofcourse.

time travel

>>18698795
them niggas, beyond that collider, have nothing but pagan vodoo rituals they get drunk to, and bad and failing relationships, like mosty of our psycho leadership in the world they're probably playing some shitty arg hoping it'll somehow become real.

>>18692486
hmmm
maybe thats why shazaam doesnt exist anymore

>>18693566
they're currently developing a battery that doesn't overheat and explode when you're charging your cellphone, you know, since you're just a fucking commoner.