/div/ - Divination General

Anyone want to trade?

>>18691660
So, leaving out the IRC again?

Link here: http://www.kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination

>>18691696
Okay whats up pirate?

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>>18691737
YARRR! TELL ME WHAT THE WHORES PROBLEM BE WITH ME! SHE BE COLLUDING AND CONSPIRING AGAINST ME SHE DOES! ACCUSING ME OF SHITTIN UP THE PLACE! IT'S ALL RUSE! YARR! CAN'T A PIRATE CAPTAIN HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HIS DECK WITHOUT BEING CALLED A TROLL? SHIVER ME TIMBERS! IT REALLY RATTLES ME BONES!

>>18691660

Doing readings. Ask away.

The Source chooses which queries are answered.

>>18691696
>>18691758
I'll trade you for a general/love query.

>>18691758
Next time you make an OP please include the IRC and all other appropriate information.

I appreciate having a link that I can copy and paste when I need to pop in for one reason or another.

>>18691772
How can i get back with him ?

>>18691782
What's dead can never die

>>18691782
>someone posting in a good mood is the death of /div/
Then /div/ deserves to die.

>>18691758
Two of Cups Reversed
Queen of Cups
Seven of Cups Reversed

You hurt her feelings and she is feeling very emotional at this time. She feels your relations are unbalanced. You might be being too blunt with her be nicer to her to get on her good side.

Will I be with G?

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>>18691783
YARRR MATEY! I DIDNT MAKE THE THREAD! EVERYBODY ALWAYS WANTS TO BLAME OL BONES FOR THINGS HE DIDNT DO. THAT'S HOW I MET ME END IN THE GALLOWS!

>>18691772
Would I have chances with M if I tried?

>>18691782
What? I'm doing readings. I was doing them in the last thread. And in some threads before that.

>>18691787
Stop being a bitch.

>>18691803
67% yes.

>>18691815
>67% yes.

Oh well, that surprised me. What's the best way, should I go slowly or just tell her?

Thank you Sauce.

>>18691802
Ehh, fair enough. It's just usually the thread is made by a reader, who then usually starts reading pretty soon after it's made.

You started reading after thread was made, so I just assumed. My apologies.

>>18691660
To the OP then, please include the IRC link next time you make the thread.

>>18691826
Finding a happy medium will be your best shot.

Trading.

Should I guard the integrity of the treasure or write the treaties?

>>18691837
Thank you very much.

Should I kill myself?

>>18691853

yes

>>18691853
No, you should give someone else the satisfaction of killing you, you selfish fuck.

>>18691772
Whats her personality like? Does she sleep around
>insecurity: the post

>>18691815
But im not being a bitch? I was only ever being nice?

>>18691853
Why should you? Get into buddhism and detach yourself instead.

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>>18691800
KING OF PENTACLES, XXI, 10 SWORDS.

FOUL LUCK! HOPE IS SOON TO BE SPLINTERED LIKE THE HULL OF A SLOOP AS ITS SWEPT AGAINST A ROCKY SHORE BY TORRENTIAL WAVES!

INACTION, AND LACK OF FORESIGHT LED YE HERE.

IF YE WANT "G" THEN YOU MUST BE PERSISTANT! OTHERWISE YOUR INACTIVITY LEAVES YE MAROONED ON A LONELY DESERT ISLE WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR THOUGHTS!
LOVE BE IN A BOTTLE O RUM TONIGHT!

YARRRR! :(

>>18691772
Will i have success if i try on tuesday? Would she respond back to my moves?

Is anyone meant to take these threads seriously?

Whats a joke is when you do get other readers that start threads, deleted. Because they are expected to go here?

>>18691878
Bad. Some.

>>18691888
Nice triplongo my bongo

>>18691772
Am I happy?

I want to kill myself because my soulmate hates my guts. I met her in my past life. If I can't be with her, then I want to die.

>>18691772
Does he still even love me?

>>18691902
Does she want to sleep with me? Do people know this about her?

>>18691772
Hello! Any chance the assistant job will be mine or will I find something else in the next two months? Thank you! :)

>>18691910
Same here

>>18691911
Yes.

>>18691914
50% chance. More likely than not.

>>18691912
At least point me in the right direction reader please.

>>18691772
Do i have a good future with him where we're together?

>>18691888
No, I made the thread. Your paranoia makes you jump to wrong conclusions.

>>18691772
Does she still love me? Dies she still want to be with me?

>>18691956
Why make the thread with that image then? It's not related to divination or /x/ at all.

>>18691772
What will happen to Sandy in the future?

>>18691953
>>18691959
Sure, why not. Who cares.

>>18691772
Whats my best and worst qualities and how to work on them, please and thank you

>>18691948
Come to /div/cord pirate

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>>18691962
YOU BE THE ONE STARTING DRAMA, MATEY!
I ONLY CAME TO FLIP CARDS FROM ME QUARTERS!

When will I be free?

>>18691967
Trouble. Departure. Gifts.

It's the same people posting over and over again. Not once have I been answered.

>>18691963
>not related to divination or /x/ at all
clueless.jpg

>>18691971
I dunno, be less shitty?

>>18691992
I know that this image has been posted around in the threads, but it's not related to the topic of divination nor it's paranormal in any way.

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>>18691984

>>18692005
Dude you need to be a tripfag
Im not that shitty btw thank you very much

trading

>>18691943
I'll take it! Thank you very much! 100% encouraged to keep heading in the right direction.

>>18692022

Your query?

>>18691844

>>18691963
Mods make these threads. For attention

>>18691910
If you truly believe this then find some spiritual advisor to help heal your past. Find a way to get forgiveness in this lifetime for any mistakes in the last. Why not go for it if there is a chance to heal and be together?

>>18691844
>guard
3 of swords
Page of Wands
Nine of Wands

>treaties
4 of Pentacles
Six of Pentacles
King of Cups


Write the treaties definitely puts you in a better position and have more control. People will want to help you out too. If you guard you are gonna get attacked by whoever wants to get in.
Can you tell me about my next bf looks?

>>18692005

was meant for:

>>18692001

>>18692080

Well, she hates my fucking guts, so there's not much I can do. She is a singer and she chose fame over love. I'm starting to really hate her. She told me I was hideous and didn't want to be with me.

>>18691772
how will this semester go for me?

>>18692100

That's why I'm giving her 1 year to find me. If she doesn't, I'm killing myself.

>>18692104
Really well.

>>18691853
No. Get therapy and find a spiritual path to get you better. There is someone who wishes they had your limbs, capable mind, physical ability or even job. Don't take life for granted. But also, sign up to be a donor so you at least save a couple of lives with your organs. Oh and donate blood and semen too. Just because you can't appreciate your life, doesn't mean others won't.

>>18692108

TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK...

>>18692110
does my crush like me back?

>>18692097

Thank you very much.

>next bf looks

I'm seeing medium length dark hair. Light skin, so probably caucasian. Now I'm seeing tarot cards. I think one of them might have been The Tower and another might have been the Eight of Cups, and for some reason I think that the Hermit was in there.

Perhaps you won't be interested in this person initially, but I think that perhaps your tastes may change.

>>18692128
Not as much as you want them to.

>>18692100
Is she really famous?

>>18692129
Want to trade again?

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why am i feeling like this right now

>>18692136
Wjen will me and D hook up again ??

Why do you keep ignoring me?

They always ignore me. I was God's sister in my past life. They said because I'm next to control the universe, I don't need a future reading. Is that true?

>>18691772
What will be my future job/career?

>>18692145

Not really. She was on the voice season 1.

>>18691772
Will i end up with A?

>>18692150
Seek professional medical help.

>>18692147

Sure.

Should I anticipate being pleased during our rendezvous?

>>18691772
two questions if i can.
Does she like me in that way?
Will i be able to fix this card problem tomorrow?

>>18691772
Should I continue submitting to this magazine? I was on their tit, but I'm not sure if I should still lean so much, though I want to.

>>18692179
i am not in a financial position to do so. is there something than can be done in the meantime?

>>18692110
Thank you reader.

>>18692154
DA UNIVERS

Nice backyard, I guess.

>>18692180
Knight of Pentacles
Eight of Wands
Page of Swords
The Emperor

Yes, you will be pleased during the rendezvous even though it will be very brief. You will learn something new about yourself which gives you more leverage later on in your life. This encounter might also be beneficial to your career in some way probably from what you learn. Overall very pleasant.

Can you tell me more about my next bf?

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>>18692154

>>18691772
My Next gf first letter name

>>18691772
Where will this road lead?

>>18692218
4

>>18692204

Interesting, thank you.

As a non-physical read, I'm seeing a lot of money from various places. I think that he may be well traveled, or going to travel on business. Now I'm seeing checks, some blank some not. What looks like both an automated check out and a casino slot machine. I'm seeing the seal of some agency or well established business.

I think that he may be an ambitious boy. Now I'm seeing an empty suit. Might be that he gets so caught up in his career that he forgets that he has his own ambitions and desires. I'm seeing a man sitting at a desk or table at home. His face is blacked out.

Seems like he has or will have a shitty work-life balance.

The samefaggotry is strong in this thread.

>>18692220
No place good.

>>18692204
>>18692225
Either of you willing to trade again? This is me.

>>18692187

>>18692222
4? She is human?

>>18692231
How can i change it then?

>>18692248
Stop being so dumb about things.

>>18692222
Do they love me

>>18692100
Ok, there is always more to the story. All of a sudden she finds you hideous? Why are you giving her power over your life? Take it back-don't let her hurt you. She wants fame not true love at least not with you. So if you want to actually be with the right one for you-work on yourself. If you kill yourself she'll either not care or make a song about it and will get money! How does that serve you? Get therapy to help grieve the loss of this relationship, get spiritual help to seek forgiveness for any past life karma, and get yourself better inside and out. Also donate life and give blood and be a donor too. Think of others not just yourself.

I want to date a musician.

>>18692254
About what things goddamit are you trolling reader?

I've gotten a lot more introspective, trying to change my ways and it seems like this is shit too. Whats wrong

>>18692259
67% yes.

>>18692271
Because if I kill myself I become my old self again. A god.

>>18692275
Good luck bro.

>>18691772
Is she a bad person for everything?

>>18692283
I thought he was the real deal, talked about the source and such.

>>18692302
Kek. Yeah, throwing away a life will make you God? Instead of acting like one now with good deeds towards others. Good luck anon.

>>18692321
Future reading.

Brian Dennehy

>>18692295
How to make that 100%

>>18692314
Yes.

>>18692321
1st Rambo gives me feels, but the 2nd one turns up to 11. Those sad pow's man & his love interest gone too soon. :(
Makes me want to watch Rocky. Got to check the netflix.

>>18692348
Explain yourself reader

Prove you're a real one

>>18692367
Technically he doesn't have to prove anything; so long as he posts saying he's doing readings, there will be querants. No matter how bad a reader is, there will always be some who will ask for them.

>>18692348
How many girls were in love with me? Is there any now?

>>18692347
French fries?

>>18692367

The Source is the unified duality beyond illusion, from which all emanates.

It is both the Source and the Destination.

I communicate with the Source by way of omnimancy. The answer is presented to me via numerous divination methods, tools and sundry items all around me.

My connection with the Source is strenuous, so I must take breaks, and the Source is less reluctant to answer some questions and more reluctant to answer others. Completely losing connection with the Source is like having my heart ripped from my chest and being left with nothing but an overwhelming sense of loss and despair, needing to retire until the next time. Even though this is painful and unpleasant, it is worth it.

>>18691772
should I move out?

>>18692417
This is not proof though, you copypasted it.

People want to believe lad. People are searching for hope, for guidance. Why troll here, if you're one? They open up their souls.

>>18692417
Marriage and family in my future?
Thank you. :)

Trading

>>18691772
Is the OP image about the reader I think it's about?

>>18692429
What are you trading? And is tarot okay?

>>18692417
What can you tell me about the next month?

>>18692423
No.

>>18692427
There is a chance.

>>18692430
Yes.

>>18692426
I haven't made all of the posts attributed to me.

>>18691772
Is it worth pursuing her? Tell me about the possible future good sir

>>18692447
Get a trip

>>18692431
I'm doing tarot, and yes, tarot is fine. I want to know what he will think of me.

>>18692432
It's going to be rough. Hang in there.

>>18692459
The Source does not wish for me to answer this or for me to utilize a trip.

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>>18692331
cunning subtlety applied to a point of stagnation to the craft.

>>18692467
Paranoia will destroy ya.

>>18692467
>the faggots have taken over the /div/ threads cause they want it to die

Why do they want it to die? It's an alright community, except for some drama.

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ALRIGHT THANKS FOR THE QUERY! I'M OUTTA HERE!

>>18692466
Can the source tell me anything about her or any advice? Im a bit lost desu

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>>18691772
interested in someone at work, and for me to get a "crush" it happens once in a blue-moon. Only problem is she is european so her parents will most likely be against my motorcycle and i don't know how she would react if we started dating after a while.

Will she understand my love of riding and not interfere?


Male
Aries

>>18692479
It was good until Eli made it shitty for a bunch of people.

>>18692472
That was very concise and helpful, thanks man.

>>18691772
Does she really find me attractive ot is just being nice?

>>18692495
There is truth to what she said!

>>18691772
Do they see me as hot, dangerous, shy or naive? How do i present myself

>>18692498
This coming from the most inconsiderate person of all. Stop trying to find your own shortcomings in other people.

>>18692461
What he thinks right now: 3 of Wands
He feels anxious and feels he's put a lot of work into this relationship, and is now waiting for your turn. He is looking at all sides of the situation and is anxious for you.

What he'll think later: Queen of Pentacles and 4 of Wands
He will feel happy, peaceful and fulfilled with you. I feel like this will open things up more and he's been waiting for this for a while now.

I'm not great with vibes but it's a nice touch.
Vibes: I think he really likes you and I keep on getting this cutesy vibe. You seem very nervous and shy around him. You seem pretty committed and you don't fall for just anyone.

Not always 100% accurate. Wish you the best.
What does he think of me?
Thanks. :)

>>18692499
Good! And what about real life? She has seen me only in pictures.

Thanks man.

>>18692518
Yes, in real life also.

>>18692499
Does he like me back?

>>18692525
Makes me happy. Thanks reader.

>>18692523

>projecting

>>18692527
Kinda.

>>18692498
>They don't have a place in /div/ anymore
Just how many people did that bitch Eli fuck over?

>>18692517
Thank you very much! I'll get started on yours.

>>18692553
No problem! Thanks.

>>18692504
Dangerously naive.

>>18692537
Do you see anything forming between us?
Thank you so much.

>>18692548
I dunno, but she physically accosted Chiron enough to get her ass kicked, then showed up to the IRC to start shit with people there when she decided she was done being a bitch to him.

>>18692517
>ace of cups, two of cups, seven of wands, nine of pentacles
His thoughts and feelings are pointed straight towards a relationship, but for whatever reason he is trying to suppress these emotions. He feels he is best on his own right now, but you're apart of his big picture. I don't think he will be able to keep these feelings hidden much longer, but be patient with him and don't push too much and he'll express himself.

>>18692578
>crush on her
There was a reader she was fucking who she went crazy violent on enough for him to take some swings back at her. Now she plays sweet innocent victim.

>>18692570
Votron.

>>18692599
Thanks!

>>18692563
>>18691772
Is it worthwhile going to Australia with my friend or should I just move to the south and start my production company?

>>18691772
Is he lying to me?

>>18692609
Sorry what does voltron mean?

>>18692617

Nothing changed about the truth that she attacked him first at quite some length before he did anything back to her. If anything, it only revealed that he gave her even more chances to stop being a jerk before she finally got rocked in the face.

>>18691772
What will be the result of tomorrow tests?

>>18692621
Australia is pretty baller, come to QLD and first round is on me.

>>18692617
>>18692628
Yeah, she got violent out of nowhere, refused requests to stop, was unresponsive to talking thing out, continued violence and was even verbally abusive. No wonder she got her shit smashed in.

>>18692628
Wait you people actually meet up and deck each other?
I just like reading the readings for fun sometimes but so I ignore most of the drama but if that's true then that's even more retarded than I thought it was

>>18692646

Chiron told his part of the story first and has maintained since the very beginning how she got violent with him out of nowhere. She even admitted that she did.

Eli's made the same mistake over and over again since she randomly got violent: not apologizing for her crappy behavior.

>>18692655
Chiron tried to have a relationship with a girl, and she thought it would be fun to start physically hurting him.

>>18692646
you morons realize you're the ones not letting it go, right? you bring it up in every thread.

>>18692646

His story was there from the start. It's only had to develop in response to Eli's fabrications.

Chiron's upset he lost her because he was happily in love with her until she blindsided him with violence. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to know what that felt like.

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>people aren't reading again but are being little gossiping whores like eli

>>18692628
For gods' sake, shut up. Even if you're 100% right, it doesn't matter. What's done is done. Stop. Talking. About. It.

It's over. It's done. It's in the past, whatever it is. Going on and on won't win you any friends, it won't change any minds, except possibly to irritate those who don't care to hear a broken record.

>>18692655
People met up, things happened. I don't care what side is right. Now someone(s) won't let it die. One side, both side, I don't care. It's stupid.

>>18692694
They're point is that Eli refuses to apologize and contends that the whole thing is Chiron's fault when it's clearly both of them being awful.

It's all stupid, but I think they just want blood and are upset that Eli is trying to play innocent and trying to sweep it under the rug like nothing happened.

Say what you will, I'm an impartial observer here that is somewhat intrigued by this all for all the wrong reasons.

>>18692688
You're chiro. I've talked to you before, and you make the mistake of using the same language when you refer to things.

>>18692718

Eli keeps trying to pass off her prolonged unwanted violence and forced attempts at BDSM as innocent wrestling.

She continued to be verbally abusive and physically aggressive in the interlude.

Chiron and Eli had been fucking all weekend. Chiron had no reason to force himself on her, but she had accused him of it at one point after the dust settled. She willingly let him undress her, then she flipped out on him all over again when he refused to have sex with her unless she apologized or at least talked things out.

She then again wouldn't let go of him and got hit.

She was a complete maniac who couldn't be reasoned with.

>>18692758
Is my best friend hiding something?

>>18692758

What form does the wealth I ought to amass take? Metal coins, paper bills, documents?

>>18692735
Wrong conclusion is wrong.

>>18692758
Tarot
Female
Tell me something about the man I like! What does he feel for me?

>>18692758
How do I stop being such a sad cunt and start being a sick cunt?

>>18692727
She definitely kicked it off for him to be awful right back to her.

Other people are pissed at her for pulling bitchy shit with them as well.

Eli is definitely covertly abusive.

>>18692758
Something good is going to happen soon?

>>18692795
Hello, fellow seeker!

>>18692803
Where is eli located, I'd let her drip candle wax all over me and slap my balls is she fat?

>>18692758
When will my loneliness end?

>>18692813
Cheswick posted where Eli lives in a prior thread. Eli is a butterface.

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>>18692771

YARRR! IF THERE BE DECEIT IT BE FOR SELFISH GAIN! MEANT TO HOLD YE BACK FROM DOING SOMETHING THEY PERCEIVE TO BE ILL DESIRED!

>>18692803
From what I've gathered, Eli is indeed guilty. What she did to Chiron is awful. I agree. However, she is a gigantic cunt and you will never get an apology from her, so you probably should give it up.

>>18692823
Just tell me the timezone then if you don't want to doxx her

>>18692828
Yeah, Eli's guilty and awful alright. She's surely too gigantic of a cunt to apologize to Chiron or anyone else she's wronged. Expecting her to be responsible and take ownership of her actions is a fool's errand.

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>>18692777

DOUBLOONS OBVIOUSLY!

>>18692784

BAD NEWS OL CHUM! IN RESPECT OF THE TWOS OF YOUS PAST HE HOLDS OF AND MOVES HIS SIGHTS TO THE HORIZON!
YARRR MATEY! I SUGGEST YE DO THE SAME!

>>18692828
You're right at least in that there will be no apology from anyone. So everyone involved should just let it go.

>>18692718
>bait
Proof?

can someone do readings instead of gossiping about stupid shit

>>18692735
>You're chiro.

of course its him he and eli keep fagging this thread up posting as "anons" about themselves and its so painfully obvious

>>18692860
Nah, Chiron was the bigger person and apologized for his share of things, forgave her for hers and even tried to make peace with her for the community's sake, but she's just been a bitch at every opportunity.

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>>18692758

What can you tell me about my love or sex life for this year?

>pic with life advice

>>18692878
>clearly obvious
Then you shouldn't have any trouble bringing some proof to the table.

>>18692865
Basically everyone who hasn't bought her line of bullshit.

>>18692886
When she's not aggressive, she's passive-aggressive. She has a limited range of emotions.

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>>18692787
STOP EATING FRUIT TO CONTRACT SCURVY!
THEN YOU CAN JOIN ME AS ONE OF MY ETERNAL CREW! HAAA HAAA HAHHHH!

>>18692805

YARR MATEY! CALM TIDES AHEAD! MOVING ON FROM A SHITTY PAST OR A CHANGE IN FORTUNES IN GENERAL!
THE WILL TO BREAKTHROUGH THE BLOCKADES AND OUTRUN THE ROYAL NAVY!

>>18692902
Shit I forgot to take my name off. Can someone please help me delete this post?

>>18692886

She also blew up his spot in the IRC, talked shit about him there and stole his bot.

>>18692879
>USE CONTROLLED PAIRS

AHHH! THAR BE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE! BACK TO ME OL DAYS IN SWAT TRAINING!

>FAILURE DRILL! CONTROLLED PAIR TO CENTER MASS, ONE TO THE HEAD

YARRR


AHOOOY! GOOD THINGS AWAIT YE THIS YEAR. NEED I SAY MORE? I THINK NOT!

>>18692902
both of them need to fuck off

>>18692758
What does she feel for me?

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>>18692941

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo


LOOKS TO BE THAT TIME THAT I RETIRE TO ME SLEEPING QUARTERS!

>>18692758
What will be the results of my tests?

Trading

>>18692962
Is Eli fat and ugly? Or why was she into that guy?

>>18692941

Hello, fellow seeker!

You must not be very observant about when a girl suddenly whores up an IRC channel 24/7! You have been confirmed a raging homo!

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HI. I'M ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR AND I'M GOING TO DO SOME TAROT READS.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

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>>18692965
>>18692962
So is that chick on the picture Eli? She does look fat and ugly. It would explain why she went for a loser like this Chiron individual. If it's not Eli, post a pic of her.

Also is that some gigantic mole next to her nose or is it the light?

>>18692902
>>18692962
This the most pathetic thing I've seen two humans get into in a long time.

>>18692983
What will happen if I ask the guy I love if I can be his girlfriend?

>>18692989
I'm laughing my ass off about it. Just lean back and enjoy.

>>18692985
Is that a mustache?

>>18692962
the girl at the bottom right looks like a transvestite

>>18692983
What does she feel for me?

>>18692983
>>18692960

>>18692998
I knew she had to be ugly because a hot girl wouldn't be interested in that Chironymous clown. I guess the trash deserves eachother.

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>>18692983
YAWRH! This action might be ill-advised. it may be moving too quickly which could cause disappointment. I think you should give him some time. Feel him out some more.

Something to consider while you ponder this: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I'm going to do a bunch of short, precise readings. All I need is a single body part of yours. It can be hand, eye, ear, etc. Anything like that.

>>18692983
Do I get into a relationship this year?

>>18693020

Chiron dumped a girl to date her. That guy's drowning in pussy.

I guess he only dated her for her personality, but that turned out to be shit too.

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>>18693012
She wants you to be more like this guy

>>18693022

Then she was retarded to attack someone bigger than her.

>>18693034
eye
>brown and green, but quite dark.

id like to know if ill keep my job

>>18693034
Nose
Will i be getting a qt3.14 this year?

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>>18693038
why do you post things like this like it isn't extremely obvious to everyone that it's all one person making these posts

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>>18693034
You mean pic like this of my hand? is that enough? i would like a general reading for this year if you can pick up anything important.

>>18693046
>>18693034
I meant to say I needed a picture of.

>>18693034
Bottom lip

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>>18693051
YOU ARE A CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME! A CHOIR BOY!

>>18693051
Eli confirmed for arguing with herself.

>>18693052
Looks like you have a woman coming your way to light a new fire in you. She likes that you have virtues and intentions that are cleaner than the rest and wants you to see you succeed in spreading your fire outwards.

>>18693053
well fuck that im not posting a picture of me on here

plus uploading plus resizing it...too much work anon

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>>18693056
>>18693034
Love reading?

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>>18693064
Im a straight female and i have boyfriend LOL

>>18693077
I never implied that the interaction would be one of love or of sex.

>>18693077
get fucked

>>18693077
Actually, this kind of shit is why I'm not going to do readings. I remembered what kind of people come to ask for readings here, and I don't want any part of this.

>>18693077
you got beanned

>>18693085
I dont have clean virtues and intentions though Im pretty rotten all over so so it doesnt make sense to me

>>18693092
Well if youre upset that what you said made no sense even if I looked at it 100% non-romantically it doesnt fit

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>>18693034
Could be interesting

How much longer until me and angie hook up

>>18693106
>them calluses
Dude, what is your profession?

>>18693106
jacking off

Doing readings
All I need from you is what you think looks pretty or cool off of this website

http://www.mangagamer.com/

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>>18693111
I enjoy lifting weights (Olympic lifting) so that's where they are from.

>>18693120
No, Thank You is really good. I have it on Steam.
Can I get a love reading?

>>18693115
With a penis made of stone?

>>18693120
http://www.mangagamer.com/product_list.php?company=Kyrieru&page=1&goods_type=0
Played it before, its bretty good. Beat blades looks cool but then I like anything from alicesoft.
Love reading please

>>18693147
no I just do it often

>>18693142
You may be idealizing love or comforting emotion, It is suggested you reflect and see if any destructive logic may be getting in the way of anything. Even if you are a pretty good person nuance can sometimes still hold in it destructive aspects.

>>18693148
Somehow a reading similar to the last guy but it seems like maybe your condition is a bit more dire.
Don't try to associate with bad influences that will bring you down in the level of engagement you can have with others.

>>18693120
The first one.
Just a general.

>>18692961
Queery?

>>18693187
Can you give a link to the product?

>>18693182
Thank you. I'm the first guy

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>>18693099
ARE YOU A NECROMANCER! CAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE YOU COULD RAISE SOME BONES! HEH HEH HEH!

>>18693193
Tell him you want to get back together

>>18693193
Sorry you had to deal with such a crazy bitch. You got a raw deal bro.

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>>18693194
ywfamalam

People who lately destroying these threads are the worst kind of people. Thats you all don't have your 'gf', 'bf'. Fucking hell

>>18693200
winrar!

>>18693202
Definitely play No, Thank You. I promise it won't disappoint, but look for it on G2A. I didn't pay that much for it.

>>18693120
Eroiko/Miniature Garden
What will be the results of tomorrow test? If bad, can i save them?

>>18693200
I think they talk to eachother anyways.

This is why you don't date people from /div/ folks

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>>18693211
I may, I was thinking about getting that one about the gay mansion where the guy just slowly descends into sexually abusing all of his servants.
Also yaoi
>>18693216
You should really apply your logic, don't let indolence get in the way or else it will be the reason why you aren't able to apply yourself. Definitely you need to dedicate yourself in mind or else it will likely not turn out well.

>>18693092
How about you quit being a little bitch? fucking pathetic feminine "men" these days

>>18693234
Thanks a lot.

>>18693226
Yeah, you'll think you met someone with similar interests, then she'll suddenly assault you after you've been nice to her.

>>18693120
kara no shojo
tell me about my next bf

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>18693254
>>18693254

>>18693257

why did you make a new thread? this one hasn't even hit bump limit yet

>>18693265
It's right at the edge. No need to hold off.

>>18693265
that's what we call autism my friend.

it's not his fault , really.

>>18693269
But I'm cumming!!!

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GDfriend here.

Chironymous: This isn't the place for drama. One thing nobody needs is more of that. And shitposting pics of each other doesn't help.

To everyone else who's being a fag here & egging off Chironymous: since none of you know the true nature of it all, you might as well just stop shitposting. What happened between them is between them & we all know this isn't the venue for this; it's shit like this that kills the community & communal spirit revolving around this thread.

Then again, most of you who enjoy egging them on don't have lives of your own beyond eating cheetos in your moms' basements, so I don't have any expectations for you or your success in life.

For the rest of you here, I'll linger for a bit if anyone wants to talk tarot. I'm not doing any readings tonight.

>>18693277
Then let's cum together!

>>18693279
>gdfriend here
Way to destroy any chance of anyone actually caring about what you said real quick.

>>18693281
That's what I've been trying to do all along, you stupid bitch!

>>18693279
GDfriend idk who you are

but you sound like a complete closeted faggot

loose off a bit you delusional faggot

>>18693279
>>18693279
you realize Chironymous didnt start all of this shit flinging right? scroll up, dummy.

some bitch got mad at a pirate skeleton and called everyone faggots. then brought up chironymous for god knows what fucking reason, while also blaming everyone else for the drama.

>>18693279
>Thinks it's Chironymous
>Calls himself a reader when he can't even get that right

>>18693279

you just made things ten times worse, jesus christ

>>18693299
lol

>>18693279
>think he's a reader
>don't even know what's happening
>''Hey , let's get on /div/ and pretend I'm better than everyone else !''

>>18693279
>This isn't the place for drama

>Girl stalks reader into dating her
>Fucks him any chance she can get
>Randomly attacks him
>Starts showing up to the place he hangs out
>Talks a ton of shit about him

If that's drama being brought to this place, I don't know what is.

>>18693340
Yeah, that sounds like a typical bitch bringing some drama alright.

>>18693323
>>18693340
>>18693347
Samefagging?

Nice try.

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>>18693361
How does it feel to be fucking autistic ?

>>18693361
Trying to correctly identify samefagging?

Nice try.

>>18693361
inb4 this is butthurt GDfriend

>>18693377
>Implying GDfriend cares if he looks like an epic retard

>>18693393
Yeah, his autism is too great to care about that.

>>18693399
>Trolled by a trolled troll trying to troll
Never change, internet.

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Kangaroos are fucking weird

>>18693431
sorry wrong thread

>>18693399
Or maybe... Just maybe...

He actually doesn't care about retards acting retarded online?

>>18693466
no trust me
GDfriend is literally retarded

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this image sums up more or less how this thread makes me feel

>>18693500
Hi, pillowpants

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>>18693500
>He's literally retarded
So you're telling me that GDfriend is behind all this shitposting & trolling on /div/?

>>18693543
Most of it , probably him yeah.

>>18693549
Shows how autistic he is, especially since he's me & has never been to 4chan in over 3 months.

Problem, Grand Autismo?

>>18693500
>>18693525
hi who is GDFriend
Hi who is Pillowpants


Im new here and I want to be part of the club too where is my circlejerk drama pamphlet

>>18693577
yeah , can't even type properly so you have to double post you fucking blabering retard ?

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>>18693516
good, poste

>>18693593
At least he makes the effort unlike you.

I mean who the hell puts a space in front of an apostrophe & question mark?

>>18693602
It looks better on the eye you autistic fuck.

>>18693608
>Poor grammar looks better on the eye
>Calls others autistic for practicing proper gramar
Once again, way to prove that you're the retard.

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>>18693596
no problem, m'lady

Twilight Zone /div/:

Chiron and Eli are actually secretly friends and have made up all the bullshit just to stir some shit on the threads. They're secretly laughing together about all of this.

>>18693700
That's how Eli used to act in the IRC, stirring shit up about her relationship with Chironymous. Then she attacked him and shit got too real for her when he didn't take it lying down.

>>18693593
>Calls guy autistic for correcting himself
>Writes like a retard because it looks easy on his eyes
Nicely done, anon.

>>18693700
Dubs confirm

The Age of /Div/:
Hist Fig #2,438: A dumbass jungle bitch finds herself in for quite a surprise as the man she tries to get violent with enters a martial trance and uses ultimate fighting moves to pacify her. Her shovel face is knocked into perfect symmetry for a moment as it makes contact with the floor.

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>>18693853
>Thinking this thread is getting bumped
It looks like it's just you & me, pal.