Is there a spell I can cast to cure autism? This is for a friend.

>>18691223
> thinks he can cure someting so complex that many doctors cant even agree on a way to cure it yet
> wants to do it with his fancy LAEPing voodoo

Kek

>>18692762

>many doctors cant even agree on a way to cure it yet

Sounds to me like fancy larping voodoo has as much of a chance as anything else.

same

>>18692789
>a heavy log can hardly stay afloat
>that means my rock will swim at 555585533mph

Solid logic!

>>18691223
Autismus Returnus
Returns autism to wherever the fuck or whoever the fuck you got it from
That's what I've been told, It might just give out free autism instead of remove it.
Still not sure.

>>18695456

I never understand why people completely indoctrinated into the -religion of science- keep visiting a board that's very name is in contradictory to their belief.

>>18695550
Science isn't a religion, it's facts observable in the world around us. People come to this board hoping to discuss creepy shit and not the steaming pile of shit this board has become, where nutters think this is some kind of safe haven.

OP here, I want to cure my friend's autism against his wishes. He said he doesn't want me to cure his autism. Is there any way I could bind his autism to a fetish temporarily so that I can use it as a bargaining chip? Like take away his autism when he angers me/disagrees with me? I would want to be able to give it back when he apologizes or eventually see that I am right.

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>>18691223
I recommend a 9mm to be administered orally. Blessed in holy water and dipped in Zyklon B.

>>18691223
Just got MANDELA'D. This was always "oh, brother ". Spooked /x/.

>>18691223

Can't cure autism WITH autism, friendo.

>>18699514
>archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18585968/
thiz lmao

>>18695569
Priests deal in facts.