ASMR

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This is how lazy retards make threads.

It means you have a chip in your brain.

Not an /x/ related topic, for one.

>>18690055
Prove that it exists and that everybody experience it the same way. I think it's bullshit for people who want to be specials snowflakes.

>>18690080
>Prove that it exists.
Well it's a medical fact that it exists and it's pretty well understood. I don't see how I could possibly prove it to you, especially if you highly doubt it.

>and that everybody experience it the same way
I've never heard anyone claim that. It's known to vary greatly. Some people feel no response or very little while others feel it intensely.

>I think it's bullshit for people who want to be specials snowflakes.
How would it make someone a special snowflake? It's not even remotely rare.

It seems like you heard one of the million ASMR videos and didn't get anything out of it (which, again, is totally normal). So you figured it must be a lie and that all the tumblr girls are lying so you made this thread.

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>>18690027
The flesh in your inner ear canal has a fuckton of sensitive nerves attached to it like on your dick. When you hear subtle, mid-pitched sounds, the vibrations are picked up by those nerves in your ears sending them to your brains causing a pleasurable feeling. High pitched sounds irritate the ears like scratching a chalkboard. High pitched sounds can damage your eardrums. It's a defense mechanism why your ear canal is so sensitive to sound, so if a bug or any foreign object approaches your ear you can dodge it without looking. This is also why it's pleasurable when you use an ear pick or a Q-tip.

There's a different kind of ASMR that offers a different kind of audio pleasure. Hearing the soothing voice of a hot chick for example. It's not the same as tapping or scratching on the mic sounds, but it's very relaxing and makes one feel less lonely because she's always talking to the camera. I like this. Before ASMR vids, porn was the only place you can interact with pretty girls. Now pretty girls act like they like you and it's not usually sexual in nature. It's better than porn in many ways.

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>>18691335
>The flesh in your inner ear canal has a fuckton of sensitive nerves attached to it like on your dick.

>>18690342
>Well it's a medical fact that it exists and it's pretty well understood.

It's not.

>>18691335

>The flesh in your inner ear canal has a fuckton of sensitive nerves attached to it like on your dick.

Not ASMR. You don't feel it in your ear but in your brain.

Well it definitely exists because I am a fag who watches these videos all the time.
Some have speculated that they are a series of very small and contained seizures in the brain or something like that.

Dude i cant even sleep anymore without sound of vaccum cleaner or hair dryer. I always enjoyed when my mom vaccumed in the morning it was wierd in the begining and strange that i enjoyed it after a while I found on yt planty of videos and was enlightened how this thing is wide spread.

Tingly feeling in brain and sometimes spine.

Induced by gentle video or audio triggers.

It's making the nano implant in your spinal cord go off. If you don't feel it then you don't have one and therefore will not be joining us within Hale-Bop.

>>18692582
Or, more developed audio sensory and evolutionary developed brain to not interpretd that kind of audio like a primitive primate.

We are not the first advanced civilization to inhabit the Earth.

Long, long ago, our ancestors built a massive empire right here on our planet. They were much more intelligent and spiritually awakened than us, as well. They practiced a psychic phenomenon known today as telepathy.

Adaptation has played its role though, and after the mass extinction telepathy has not been needed.

ASMR is triggering of the vestigial telepathy structure left over from our ancestors. If you do not feel ASMR, then you are a filthy inbred muggle.

If you do feel it, you're a purebred.

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My girlfriend bought me this the other day, haven't read it yet though. Never thought I'd have such a perfect place to post this

>>18692535
Your brain doesn't feel anything, actually.