Failing witchcraft - Make Magic Great Again

Shitty spell, shitty president, shitty country.

Just shit everywhere.

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>>18689837
Fucking please.

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>>18689813
>How can magic be made great again, especially after this travesty?

There's no such thing as "magic."

Just people who are jealous Kek hasn't made them "chosen people"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8uGryjKqyI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q

/r/TheImperialCult

What the fuck is with the carrots?

>>18689920
> carrots

What?

>>18689926
Orange candles.

>>18689813

When this was posted on /pol/, an anon replied

>if digits, spell will fizzle or misfire

and the post number ended in 777, does anything more need to be said? It was doomed to fail from the very start.

>make /x/'s attempts to summon a succubus for a pity handjob look like top-tier occultism

But anon, succubus are the strongest demons of all, the only real independent women, summoning them IS top tier.

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>>18690059
TFW meme-magic is real

>>18689813
I love how this has become a kindergarten game of pretend

>nu-uh! my everything proof shield reflected it back!

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>>18689813
meme magic is stronger.
KEK protects.

>>18690194

Except it did.

It's because in the current group consciousness witches are pathetic but funny pictures on the internet are serious business.

"Magic" is just manipulation of group consciousness and always has been. Once the group consciousness has been manipulated there are obvious, quantifiable results as well as subtle ephemeral results.

Perception is everything.

>>18689813
Magic isn't real

>>18690218
To the primitive mind, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

>>18690232
Thanks Asgardian, watch out for that Loki I hear he's a bad egg!

>>18689813
>orange candles
If anything they're giving the Trump family good luck.

Anyone have a list of what these "witches" did wrong with their ritual? I think it might be a page long.

>>18689813
What's truly paranormal about this is you're the 200th person to post about this here.

They aren't accomplishing anything, counter-spells aren't accomplishing anything, and no one gives a shit.

>>18690412
Could you direct me to the 199 other threads please?

>>18690661
No, because they have been deleted. There is currently another one up though, because /pol/tards as a collective seem incapable of checking the catalog before posting.

>>18689920
Substitute for orange candles.

>>18690383
Not a full list, but >>>/pol/18690641

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>>18691186

>>18691186
Sorry about that, got in the habit of typing /pol/.
>>18690641

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Anti-Trump magic? Ahahah you guys have no fucking clue what you are doing.

>>18691194

The shield on trump is way stronger than you can imagine. You think this entire election wasn't supported by occultists who made sure it became real? /pol/ may not know how to do stuff but to put it in a language you are used to, they're good to "farm loosh" from, being constantly triggered and repeating the same ideas over and over. This makes for a good energy base for anyone who wants to channel it into something relating to what they want to do. Manipulation of masses is an overlooked form of magic, people don't seem to realize the potential.

For example you'd think the tea party was destroying the republican party at first, but after 8 years of obama they'd gained influence and actually paved the way for trump by making him look less extreme.

>>18691257

Projection much?

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>>18691257
Some entity wasn't happy with the ritual.

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>>18691410
Coincidentally, a pepe tower card gif in one of the pol threads got digits.

Why do you think they didn't do a nithing pole or the bear curse from the PGM or some other more legit, hardcore curse?

Lack of knowledge? Fear of magical backlash?

>>18691434
>>18691410
>inb4: It's almost like /pol/ is right about the gods or something.

>>18690671
Their archive is at plebs, same as ours. They have no excuse for not checking.

That leads to three possibilities:
1. (retardation) They're too dumb to consider the possibility that someone might have brought this issue to our attention yet.
2. (impulsivity) They're aware we've probably heard but they don't care, they want to discuss it.
3. (malice) They're trolling. They're aware we've had threads, that those threads were deleted for being /pol/ leak, and they're doing it to be dicks.

There's a possibility some few /pol/lacks checked and were dissuaded from making new unwelcome threads. But frankly, I doubt such people exist.

>>18692519
4. (facetiousness) They're making fun of the eternal autism of /x/tards who don't like seeing a topic more than a few times a week by pointing out anon's angry exaggeration.

>>18689813
im really really disappointed because I've been around long enough for succy summon days. I miss it, now it's just pony tulpas and fucking those instead.

What exactly is great magick? Answer that first, then we can move forward.

>>18692678
I have no problem with threads being up for weeks, even on topics that are clearly trolls like Flat Earth. I don't report stuff; the janitor will get to it when he gets to it.

But in case you didn't notice, /pol/ raided us the other day about that alien picture, and they're still kind of doing it. This is more of the same. If you want to believe that's all in good fun, that's your business.

>>18692915
I'm not really autistic enough to care, I go into threads that interest me and hide the ones that don't.

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>>18690194
No way man we smoked them

>>18692785
>What exactly is great magic
Mending the universe.

>>18695214
Implying it's broken.

>>18690194
If a chain is only as strong as its weakest link then a chain made of weak links isn't binding anybody senpai

>>18695214
trite observation by a moron