Just a Valet Tending to My Cars

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Alright you sasquatch hunters and spellcasters, I haven't been here in almost 4 years, and I've got some weird shit that happened today that I cannot explain for my life. I work as a valet and tonight was pretty cold and lonely. My valet podium and parking spaces are separated around the corner from the restaurant it is for. I have about 10 parking spaces that all have 3ft tall plastic and metal "Valet Only" signs. I was walking the lot and positioned all the signs super OCD because there's nothing to do but stand around on your phone all night. All the other surrounding local stores were closed and all the worker cars were gone. I went back to my podium and watched some Hulu and looked up and notice something odd. Every single sign was gone. I looked around and they were all neatly put away in the equipment storage. No one had walked by, no cars drove through at that time, and there is no one that would have said "Hey, I'm gonna store all of these signs he meticulously placed out. I have three options as to what could have happened.
1. Ghosties
2. Some sort of fast superhuman playing a prank
3. My timeline branched off and I veered into some slightly different reality.

I don't know if anybody would think I'm crazy, but I think I would remember a difference between placing all ten signs on parking spaces across a lot or placing all ten signs in a storage area out of the way

>MFW I had to put all the signs back out