Simplest/most effective method to summon spirits

>>18666297
Being in intense agony or hatred, or sorrow. Any intense strong emotion, for starters.

Smoking some good hash, trance-state through passive meditation, a good amount of directed willpower, fucking a dead goat

let the grass grow

>>18666297
Bake a pie

Collect semen (doesn't matter if it's your own or someone else's)

Insert semen into pie, I prefer blueberry because it masks the texture of the semen.

Draw a twinkle twinkle little Twinkie star and put a candle on each point of the star.

Cut EXACTLY one third of the pie out of the pan, because demons love that number or something, and then put the piece of pie in the center of the pentapoon

Star masturbating furiously outside of the pentapoon and when you are about to finish, ejaculate onto the piece of pie in side the poon

Now here's the most important part,
You need to clap your hands every 5 seconds 3 times. Not 4. Not 5. Nor 2. THREE claps and then after doing this for about 3 minutes, a demonic mailman will show up and give you a box.

This is a hell box.

Put the piece of pie in the hell box and address it to which ever entity you wish to summon. (Address I st needed since its a hellbox)

In a weeks time, the entity you chose will knock on your door or fridge and badoomba you just summoned your first spirit

Just call out loud, be respectfull and only do it if you have a reason. Its pretty easy. the first time I didnt have anything set up, just called for any of them who could help and they did.

>>18666297
kill an animal to the name of the devil

Solomon
Check him out.

>>18666297
Meditate. Focus on good things too I'd say.

>>18672407
This.

probably the best way to evoke a spirit. Always have someone who knows what they are doing, be respectful and always say goodbye.

>>18666297
Go to your bathroom, turn off the lights, and stand in front of your mirror. Now scream the following as loud as you can: "[Insert name of entity you want to summon here] is a worthless nigger" x3, followed by "Prove me wrong faggot". Now turn on the lights, and if the thing you want to summon isn't already there, then it will be soon.