What are some cryptids that ended up being real?
Komodo Dragon and platypus
just that the term "cryptid" wasn't around back then
Mountain Gorillas in Africa. Up until explorers found them to be real, they were basically African Bigfoot.
Would large man-eating plants count as cryptid?
bigfoot
Take your attention whore, ugly ass mug over there >>>/soc/
I know a ton of those.
For example the Ulama from Sri lanka.
>>18662552
This one
ur mum and thus u urself
now please crawl back into the swamp you were birthed in
k thx bai x)
The Okapi from the Congo.
The Kyrgyzstan snowy leopard.
Does the coelacanth count?
>>18662848
Forgot my pic
>>18662735
>Calling muh Jayfu ugly
Shut your fucking mouth, motherfucker.
>>18662848
Of course, a bunch of the sea serpents too.
The Alaskan tiger.
This one it's great, cause we still don't know what it is, but it's definitely a feline.
>>18662552
Cats are real!!!!!!
The vietnamese turtle God Kim Qui from Hoàn Kiếm Lake.
>>18662870
Not a feline body the neck is all wrong, it looks more like a wolf.
>>18662552
Chupacabra. It was officially found real in like 2012 but they're really underwhelming. They're tiny dogs with leathery skin. Sort of like ugly coyotes. Not very intimidating at all
>>18662552
Oar fish.
When I was A young child when I was waiting for the bus I saw a white, very large feline. I lived in a swampy area and we had about an acre of land. The creature was walking out of the tall grass on the edge of my yard right as my bus showed up. I remember this event very distinctly and it's always been something that bothered me a little bit. The only thing I know of that would fit that size would be black bears which don't Live in this south in the state I live in or a very very large white dog but I'm not aware of any of my neighbors having owned any dogs and I lived out in the boonies. It looks a lot like that white tiger posted earlier but I don't live where that thing is supposedly found. Any ideas guys?
>>18662966
I think you're going to need to back up that claim anon.
>>18662870
...it's looks like a bear to me
>>18662848
Didn't the coelacanth just show up out of nowhere though? That is to say, people had no idea it even existed until someone caught it?
>>18663021
No idea it still existed I mean as we had fossils of it prior to finding one.
>>18663021
No it was known to exist in the past but it was thought to be completely and utterly extinct.they caught one though and proved that
incorrectwhich
is what I think you're thinking about
>>18662996
Sounds like a skunk ape to me.
The Berganoa devil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_M-SskpGi4
The Thylacine is likely still around.
>>18663051
Doubtful, I live in Wisconsin
>>18663114
Inb4 hodag
>>18662956
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoan_Kiem_turtle
>>18663102
wow. that looks legit.
>>18663102
>tfw you will have a pet thylacine soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziB35K9shuI
what the fuck is this
>>18663497
spooky pants
>>18663011
Are you slow?
>>18663007
He's going off the "Chupacabras are just dogs with mange" meme that circulated in the late 2000s
>>18662966
you mean dogs with fucked up fur from disease?
The originally chupacabra was more alien like but normies fucked that all up with that video of cops following a mangy dog around
Same think with the Loch ness
>>18662870
that's a snake coming out of it's tail. that is photo evidence of a chimera.
>>18663497
>ghost pants
>this qualifies as a modern hoax
>>18663102
That thylacine looks so happy. Why is he so happy, Anons? Did his wife just give birth to a happy and healthy litter of baby supposedly extinct creatures?
>>18663614
Such magnificent animal.
>>18663580
He might actually be right. The 'tiger's' tail could be a branch of that tree.
>>18662966
You mean a Xoloitzcuintle?! National dog of Mexico. Completely hairless.
When spotted people claim to have seen Chupacabra. Carcasses have been found and claimed as Chupacabra. Nothing to see here.
And of course whatever abomination this it's.
Kangaroos.
>>18662996
I remember seeing a large white cat in the woods, i care remember exactly but I remember it not looking like a cat very much, had a weird face. and it wasn't as large as a bear, but overly big
>>18663497
Giant squid used to be just a rumour.
>>18665929
dinos too!
feathered lizards too
thunderbirds
kappas
aliens
Hva tenker folket om Arg Blatte?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Qwr6KvmUc
>>18667076
Liberals like to ignore dolphin rape statistics too.
>>18665018
Damn they are fucking bizarre. I can really imagine it beeing a criptid. If they were thought to not exist and you would describe them to someone it would Sound pretty crazy
>>18663497
>>18663497
marionette puppets. You can tell by the way the feet fall.
Imagine if elephants were cryptid. How the hell would you explain them? Those nose belongs in cartoons
>>18662552
Until around 1870, Panda Bears were mythical
>>18662552
Classic.
>>18662739
Found a cool short mini doc about that bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p46A3HMuoCo
>>18662552
lol
>>18665018
yeah, they are actually kind of weird if you think about it. They could be described as having 3 legs, the upper body of a man and the head of a dog
>>18669979
>Implying ulamas are birds
The Silkhenge Spider.
This ones are really weird cause they only lay one egg in this elaborate structure.
>>18663591
This. That fucking dog ain't a goddamn Chupacabra. Chupacabra had greenish skin/pelt and red eyes with a sucker like a fly and quills on his back.
>>18671356
That's a dope was spider
Kinda related but does anyone remember what the Montauk Monster was?
>>18669913
Although they differ from the classic depiction, I also like the fact that one of the most notorious sea monsters is kind of real.
>>18662552
Fucking giant monster sea snakes.
I think this thread needs perspective on the Chupacabra. There's the Puerto Rican version and the Mexican version. The PR version was a more supernatural chimera which involved, leathery skin, patches of fur, spikes, and could possibly fly. In Mexico, they had similar attacks on livestock and borrowed the name for their cryptid, which has since turned out to be an elusive hybrid canid that may be cross between coyotes and wild mexican dogs. So yes, the Mexican Chupacabra is real. The Puerto Rican Chupacabra is still a mystery.
>>18662668
Yeah... but there aren't any.
.... at least that we know of yet
>>18671595
We did recently find one that can eat rats though. Pretty beast
>>18671627
>>18671595
https://youtu.be/RuzLXxbGc4c
>>18663497
It's a Gondola with its young
>>18671646
Creepy
Listen to this.
The earliest well known report of a Man-Eating Tree originated in the 1800s. In 1881 German explorer "Carl Liche" wrote an account in the South
Australian Register of encountering a sacrifice performed by the "Mkodo" tribe of Madagascar. "The slender delicate palps, with the fury of starved serpents, quivered a moment over her head, then as if with instinct and demonic intelligence fastened upon her in sudden coils round and round her neck and arms; then while her awful screams and yet more awful laughter rose wildly to be instantly strangled down again into a gurgling moan, the tendrils one after another, like great green serpents, with brutal energy and infernal rapidity, rose, retracted themselves, and wrapped her about in fold after fold, ever tightening with cruel swiftness and savage tenacity of anacondas fastening upon their prey."
>>18671685
Wonder why this was never investigated in modern times
>>18671685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel
actual real dangerous tree
>>18671731
"In 1935, a former British army officer called L. Hearst apparently spent four months in Madagascar, and while there he took photographs of some unknown species of tree under which lay the skeletons of various sizeable animals. According to Ivan, these photos were later published somewhere, but he has been unable to find out where. Some scientists who saw the photos claimed that they were fakes, so Hearst returned to Madagascar to obtain more convincing proof, but died in mysterious circumstances."
>>18671782
Nice. I wonder if theyve all been killed off, and what the "mysterious circumstances" were. Really makes u want to takr an expedition for somethibg mysterious like that
>>18671462
A pupper
>>18671685
>>18671782
Nvm, it was a hoax....
http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/man_eating_tree_of_madagascar
>>18671863
Bump
>>18663497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhaMrCUDhjk
>>18665018
>Goat/horse face
>Biped with “hooved” feet
>"Serpent" tail
>“Fly” around
>Dangerous
hmmmm
>>18671570
where does this despiction of the chupacabra came from?
did someone REALLY wanted to link it with aliens?
or whoever described their encounter to the artist just casually mentioned the features of a typical gray?
>>18671873
I read that link.
Maybe it's a mixture of several trees, pic related, it's the Tahina spectabiliss, recently discovered in madagascar, also know as the self detructive palm tree.
As you can see it's fairly big and weird looking, this cool be combined with a poisonous tree of Madagascar known as Kumanga.
He may have seen an strange ritual and he described it the best he could.
>>18672707
The Jersey Kangaroo?
>>18672766
That movie it's terrible.
>>18672748
I think that's fake, or at least just an artist making something for fun.
>>18663034
That's incredible. Stuff like this fascinates me.
>>18662552
narwhales ?
jackalopes ?
mermaids ?
>>18662870
Definitely bear in this pic.
http://visitcryptoville.com/2014/10/10/alaskan-tiger-another-great-beast-of-the-north/
Interesting article.
>>18662956
Epic turtle. Reminds me of the Lion turtle from the Avatar cartoon.
>>18672839
>Mermaids?
Would love for that to be true, and it doesn't even have to be in the hot Ariel "mermaid princess" kind of shape.
Anyone here follows Karl Shuker? His blog is pretty awesome for this type of content.
>>18667277
Kek
>>18671462
>>18671462
>>18672958
>>18672958
That's gotta be some kind of escaped genetic modification experiment.
>>18673004
Looks more like a beak
The Rake.
>>18662552
>What are some cryptids that ended up being real?
I know their not cryptids but can we just take a moment to appreciate creatures that can create their own light? I mean wtf, their some Harry potter shit.
>>18671541
oarfish, actually
>>18665018
"check these bi's and pecs bro"
>>18673057
Proofs.
>>18662966
the chupacabra only came about after some crazy Puerto Rican woman watched the movie Species and believed it actually happened.
It's entirely made up.
>>18667076
Hvorfor snakker du svensk her?
>>18676955
Jeg brevet i feil tråd, og la ikke merke til för det var for sent å slette brevet
Ignorer meg
>>18673057
A fictional character
and a photoshopped deer
>>18662552
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelacanth
>>18676955
va fan det r danska ju
jävla skit alltså
>>18677179
A living fossil?
>>18662870
>>18672850
>>18663603
>>18663011
>>18662961
it's a fucking you dumb cunts
>>18671570
>>18672748
>>18676951
no she based it on the movie critters. the first reports were in 1988, and reported on in weekly world news. My dad bought me the issue it was in because he thought that I would get a kick out of it, and it scared the living shit out of me. his family was in puerto rico and he called my grandmother and she did her puerto rican lady gossip investigation into it, and found out that it was some hick girl up in the hills that claimed it, and she was a paranoid schizophrenic and siad angels would tell her things, and she was raped by the devil and had to leave the baby to be eaten by a demon.
they found parts of the baby dogs had gotten to it. it was up in the hills by Jayuya. its was where the puerto rican hillbillies lived.
>>18677877
Reports of the Chupacabra started a lot earlier.
This case just popularized that image of the alien.
It was all because of the strange animal deaths.
>>18673057
>Canadian's worst nightmare
>>18677896
theres just crazy people seeing shit. if there was something like that, the moonshiners in the hills or the sugar plantations would have found them, killed them and eaten them.
spanish people dont let potential food go to waste.
>>18663114
Marsh 'squatch. Little info on it, but anywhere within 75 miles of the horicon marsh there have been sightings. I've talked to 17 people who say they saw one. I saw one about a mile northeast of Waupun, a small town that borders the marsh.
>>18662552
The platypus and okapi were both cryptids. The first platypus taxidermy specimen was even dismissed as a very clever fraud.
I'm about 90% sure the orang pendek is real as well, even though there's no undeniable proof yet.
>I discovered a dark and hairy creature on a branch... The sedapa was also hairy on the front of its body; the colour there was a little lighter than on the back. The very dark hair on its head fell to just below the shoulder-blades or even almost to the waist... Had it been standing, its arms would have reached to a little above its knees; they were therefore long, but its legs seemed to me rather short. I did not see its feet, but I did see some toes which were shaped in a very normal manner... There was nothing repulsive or ugly about its face, nor was it at all apelike.
>I saw that he had short hair, cut short, I thought; and I suddenly realized that his neck was oddly leathery and extremely filthy. "That chap's got a very dirty and wrinkled neck!" I said to myself. His body was as large as a medium-sized native's and he had thick square shoulders, not sloping at all... he seemed to be quite as tall as I. Then I saw that it was not a man. It was not an orang-utan. I had seen one of these large apes a short time before. It was more like a monstrously large siamang, but a siamang has long hair, and there was no doubt that it had short hair.
>...the cast of the footprint taken was definitely an ape with a unique blend of features from gibbon, orangutan, chimpanzee, and human. From further examination the print did not match any known primate species and I can conclude that this points towards there being a large unknown primate in the forests of Sumatra.
>>18677912
It was an explanation for the cases of cattle mutilation.
None.
But it really depends on what you mean by the word cryptid. Most of the examples people are coming up with are weird animals that local populations knew about and Europeans didn't acknowledge or believe until specimens were captured. Or things, like the chupacabra, that were cases of mistaken identity. To me, those kinds of things doesn't really count. An actual cryptid is something like the Loch Ness monster or mermaids that seems to be mostly partly of folklore, and that people have been actively searching for for a long time.
>>18678275
You're using a very strict definition. A cryptid is just an animal that is alleged to exist, but not known.
Besides, there are cryptids that the locals insist are real but which most likely aren't, like the giant dinosaurs in central Africa.
>>18678355
Giant dinosaurs in africa? I heard about an alleged t rex one time but thats it. Sounds interesting
>>18678275
>>18678355
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/cryptid
>>18678389
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe
Supposedly a fucking brontosaurus that lives in the rivers of the Congo but has never been seen. There is at least one other dinosaur-like cryptid from the same region but this is the most famous and TV monster hunters have gone looking for it. I think there are also reports of pterosaurs in Africa as well.
>>18678437
Well its a fascinating thought. Doubt its real, but something like that would be fun to explore. Hate those monster hunting shows though, i dont think a single one has found anything more than a "mysterious hair". And as if a show with something literally provint a cryptid would casually be played in regular telivision anyways.
>>18662655
They didn't have the same cultural context, it doesn't make sense to refer to them as "cryptids". They lived in a time when the world was still full of mystery, and that most of the world was still unexplored was generally acknowledged.
What makes cryptids different today is that they are supposed living on the fringes of an explored world.
>>18678497
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they go looking with the assumption that they won't find anything. A filmed expedition that actually found one of these creatures would be a special event with a ton of fanfare around it.
Giant Isopods
>>18662664
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>>18678517
They did it for the snowy leopard and people didn't cared much outside zoologist circles.
A dinosaur it's something else tough, but the Komodo dragons are an example of a living fossil that's just treated like a big lizard.
>>18663098
>Berganoa devil.
What's that
>>18678275
here comes "that guy"
>>18678049
Orang Pendek is probably "real", though I'd wager that it's more a mixture of sun bears and big, semi-bipedal orangutans. I've read some interesting stories about 400 pound plus Orangutans.
Giant cricket
>>18663497
night grawlers I believe, a pair of night grawling gondolas
>>18678814
I saw a video that debunked both of them
Basically, people had most likely taken footage of people on stilts with pants and cut out the upper parts of them, then added it to their own surveillance footage of the backyard
>>18671356
That's more of a fence than a web. We should hire them to build the wall. Hell, they could probably guard the place too
>>18662552
OP can I suck your cock ?
no homo - but you are hawt!
>>18669253
Underrated
>>18678814
Sculpture by the Native American Indians.
>>18681238
Beware of the debunkers. They're the shill people trying to get people to look away from actual evidence.
>>18681843
and another.
>>18678071
iv heard that "cattle mutilations" are NOT actually ayys fucking around, but rather they are part of some vast deep state organ harvesting conspiracy: Humans and bovine are genetically spliced together to create chimeras with mostly cow bodies, but human organs inside (also sometimes human faces). So if you've ever had a family member receive a "bovine hearth valve" in surgey it was actually one of these. There isnt nearly enough people dying to donate enough organs to meet demands, so things like this must be done to keep the "system" running with their monopoly fed reserve money.
They always rave on those "ayy lmao" fearmongering infotainment shows and say "oooh the cow was drained of blood, face and jaw removed, and the cuts look "SURGICAL" OOH THE AYYS HAVE SPECIAL SUPER DOOPER SCIENCE SURGEY SKILLS BUT THEY USE IT TO MUTILATE OUR COWS THEY ARE SCARY YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF AYYS AND LET US GO TO WAR IF THEY EVER ACTUALLY "visit" OUR PLANTET"
>>18671541
Another image of an Oarfish. They live in the very deep waters.
>>18681846
>expressing doubt about something that's at best a shaky claim
>producing evidence that people may be overly accepting of it
>basically proving that the previously claimed proof of something could be fake
>this makes you a shill
you seem to be highly intelligent. thank you for enlightening me, sir
>>18681846
this is why no one believes you. this is why no one believes extraterrestrial theorists. man fuck you. you give people who do hard work a bad name. you can't just shit on someone who does work debunking because that's the same as someone who doesn't believe shitting on someone working on SETI. you aren't helping by just saying "no they were paid off" because then you make everyone who believes look like nutcases.
>>18676559
>>18677174
Stop hating you know it's real.
>>18678655
Haven't found much info on that, but the image it's of an Indonesian mountain anoa, that's very devilish looking, I assume that sparked some legends, white people it's extremely superstitious.
>>18677358
m-me?
>>18665018
imagine being a colonial brit
>NIGE YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THEY HAVE IN THAT PENAL COLONY, TWO METER TALL RABBIT-PEOPLE
>>18681843
>>18681851
That's the same one from a different angle though
>>18682056
For some reason no one believed the anglos stories back home.
Wonder why...
>>18682000
>>18681876
U got a citation for that claim. Would love to see a cow man
>>18662552
Quest animal from Arthur, it was a giraffe
>>18682090
Whats dat
>>18681974
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "Thank you"
>>18681980
On what basis do you believe we understand Rake well enough to say with no doubt that it's real?
>>18682081
I don't think so. Look at the legs, they're not the same thickness
I think it's worth noting that they were never mentioned before the nightcrawlers appeared, but these sculptures are the sort ancient alien and other paranormaliacs would be obsessed with
unless of course, it's just some modern artwork
>>18681887
I wonder what they taste like
>>18682909
>>18663007
I think he's thinking about some monster hunter show where some hick thought she killed a chupacabra and saved it's head for evidence. It was later found that it was just the head of a dog with mange, and not a vampiric creature of the night.
>>18663102
its likely too that if it were seen people would keep quiet about it to protect them
>>18678437
anyone remember that story of a sighting up north of a large therapod covered in "fur" ? its an old sighting and predates the "dinosaurs gad feathers" thing.
they said it had long dark fur caked with dirt and mud, other than that it looked like a t rex
>>18684500
What part of the north?
>>18678711
orangutans are known to rape human women...
Megalodons
id say the kraken which ended up being giant/colossal squids which are really really huge
maybe dragons as dinosaurs did exist and happen to look like dragons, i think they were the same but its kind spooky the more you think about how humans have tales of dragons all around the world and never saw dinosaurs but then dinosaurs be all like similar looking, very creepy.
>>18684535
the yukon
here it is
http://karlshuker.blogspot.com/2014/06/the-partridge-creek-monster-living.html?m=1
>>18664661
Beluga?
>>18682909
how would you stay hard looking at that thing
>>18663102
The hind legs and the butt of a Thylacine don't look like that at all tho
>>18673035
Because skin has decayed around the end. Just look at the side by side. You can even see empty teeth sockets.
>>18684851
Thanks. There been any expeditions for this thing? Still alive dinosaurs are one of my favorite kinds of cryptids
>>18667277
>Liberals like to ignore dolphin rape statistics too.
lil' nigs of the sea
>>18669913
Don't hook me or my wife's son ever again
>>18685339
Die racist scum
>>18685554
Not that anon but kill yourself nigger lover
>>18672707
Someone did strap fake wings to a kangaroo and claim it was a captured Jersey Devil.
>>18671397
No sucker, actually. All the original accounts from Puerto Rico said that it had fangs. It's supposed to be able to jump freakishly high/far, though.
>>18681843
This is a modern sculpture, created AFTER the videos.
>>18685272
This is the only story of this thing. No one else has ever claimed to have seen these.
>>18685749
Too bad, cool story. This onew my favourite:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe
RODS BABY
>>18685641
my umncles and cousin used to hoax that in Manchester township, to rob rich kids partying out by this lake called sarco, back in the late 80's early 90's.
they had this utterly ridiculous looking rig that was scary as fuck after my fat cousin built it from books he read. he did this when he was like 8. he even used dry ice for smoke and a bunch of flashlights and a little bitty accordion he found.
he knows more about the legends than anyone else, and would go to these exhibitions and tell them where they fucked up. I tell him to write a book, but he said who really cares besides him?
>>18662970
I watched one get shot by a shotgun on the shallow part of a river
>>18687019
Dumb niggers shooting these rare and beautiful specimens
>>18673057
more like The Fake
>>18672755
Self destructive palm tree? Does it explode?
>>18682645
oarful
>>18687019
You remind me of this.
>>18687251
The top opens and the leaf fall sideways like the description of the man eating plant.
>>18687306
I lol'ed.
>>18682316
I think it's meant to be. Koolasuchines. They were these gisnt amphibians, kind of like the gisnt japanese salamanders, but much bigger, and hailing from an otherwise long extinct group of amphibians that were very reptile like. They'd gone extinct everywhere but Australia, and then they died as the continent dried out.
Picture looks fake to me, tho.
>>18687331
It's not a shop, whatever it is, it's there.
>>18687355
Those are the giant salamander to which I referred. Totally unrelated to Koolasuchines (which were "temnospondyls", sometimes called Labyrintodonts), and ye cannot be found in Australia.
Those were whites, not Asians, and looked markedly Australian.
Chupacabra
>>18681876
Thats a pretty cool theory. I think the "they pop in the sun" makes alot of sense though, not just because its logical, but because if you check reports of cattle mutilations, they are always just after clear hot weather. I think that thats just the kind of detail that cant really be faked. That said, id be cool with having a cow heart.
>>18687324
Neat. Thanks for the info.
>>18687306
>>18678712
These guys are so cute. They are the only known species of arthropod that form mating pairs that mate for life, and show bonding behavior. Idiot colonials nearly wiped them out. Only recently a small island was found where a small number of these unique insects survived.
>>18671524
Thing is, enormous tentacles of the truly enormous giant squids have washed up on beaches before, so the giant squid that we know of don't even compare to the species scientists accept is out there but has never been seen in tact or alive.
>>18688690
Subscribed for more cricket facts
>>18664661
It's a baby shark with cyclopia and albinism. It can happen in many different species. You want to see some fucked up shit, look up some of the different types of trisomy that can occur.
The shark's brain is more simple than a human's and it breathes through gills rather than a nose, so they can survive a bit longer. Cyclopian babies die shortly after birth or during birth due to breathing distress, and even if one were to survive, the two sides of the brain never formed, instead they have a singular under developed lobe that will not function well.
You can read pic related case study here: http://www.jcdr.net/ReadXMLFile.aspx?id=4651
>>18663102
I sure hope so. Fuck the degenerate Britbongs for what they did to Australia's wildlife.
>>18688779
Cyclop cryptid confirmed
>>18662552
The Snub-Nosed Monkeys of China were mythical legends until several species were discovered in some of the more remote and nearly inaccessible rural areas.
>>18688810
Yes, but the giant cyclopian humanoids were fantasy based of newborns who couldn't survive outside the womb.
I still don't believe the platypus is real. Did you guys know it's poisonus? Poisonous fucking duck mammal what the shit
>>18681876
Scientists wouldn't need to attack random farmer's and rancher's cows, that would be inefficient. Are you just pretending to be this retarded?
Also you don't have to make a creature half human half cow to fuck with just one organ.
>>18688830
It also uses electroreception like a fucking shark.
Speaking of which, here's the deep sea Chimera/Ghost Shark
>>18663102
Only morons believe the Thylacine is still around.
>>18688855
God damn we should be throwing billions of dollars into researching wtf is up with the platypus.
Also that shark looks like a digimon and is my new favorite deep sea creature
>>18684537
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>18688855
Goblin shark is best deep sea shark.
>>18688960
>>18687234
More like The Cake
Gorillas
>>18686364
Your uncle lived in a comfy 80's movie. Thats awesome
>>18662753
gay
>>18684537
I was also reading a story about Orangutans and the apparent 'sex industry' that a few tribes and towns had started using them for.
I think it was natgeo or discovery. It was about a group of people trying to rescue these female orangutans from prostitution, to hopefully get the locals to make it illegal too.
I'm not even fucking joking. They had them in cages chained up and men would pay, like, 25 cents to bang an orangutan. Apparently when the rescuers tried to interact with them, they would just turn around and 'assume the position'
>>18691418
That is so fucked up.
>>18691418
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/yo1-v14n10
>>18691449
Ah, shit, sorry about the name. It was from some shitposter's thread I saged. I was trying to remind others to use it if they comment.
>>18691418
>when the rescuers tried to interact with them, they would just turn around and 'assume the position'
seemed like they liked it
>>18662848
No, extant and cryptid are totally different things. If the Loch Ness Monster ended up being an extant plesiosaur, that would be a grey area though.
>>18672958
>>18673010
That's how animals look when their body is on water, they get bloated, look a human body as it decomposes
>>18662770
poor photoshop
>>18671541
i aint touching that fucking thing .jpg
>>18662552
Spiders
>>18693330
Damn right.
>>18693344
Fake and Gay
>>18693382
What color do you want it anon?
>>18693395
White
>>18693413
>>18693413
Jesus Christ! I'm glad those aren't real. Still disturbing though
>>18693395
Yellow seems kinda cute
>>18693382
>>18693442
Hehe gotcha! Fell for my ruse haha
>>18693440
>>18671733
NEET-O
>>18678071
>>18681876
That's pretty fucking dumb to be quite honest. If the military or "deep state" wanted to create cow-people they would just do it on their own facilities. They would never need to extract bits from random cows in farmer Brown's field. It's dumb.
>>18688816
damn nigga. learn to floss.
>>18673094
>posting that monstrosity here
go back to /fph/ or something I was having a good time before being reminded that exists
>>18663497
average person from fresno
>>18688960
>>wow that shark be gobbling
>>18662552
Ishtar (1987)