I'm in Hell. AMA

>>18660441
how's the music there?

>>18660445
Idk. I can't hear any music.

How're the kangaroos?

>>18660452
I don't see any kangaroos.

What's the catering like?

>>18660453
then you're not in hell

>>18660454
No idea.

This is not going very well, is it?

March 24, 2011 2:44 pm Their network has no respect for spouses, parents, anyone, other than their child, organ, tissue, and cell culture, also sperm and egg peddling breedership and their children are raised rude, for enmity.

>>18660441
what do you see?

>>18660473
A train station. Trees. Two women. Cars passing.

What are the women's names?

>>18660484
Idk

>>18660485
Then ask then, faggot.

>>18660441
you will make a fine toy, perhaps a morning together will teach you some respect. tho, we must remember, except for like the tiny tiny exceptions, human souls in hell are ranked lower than imps. I'm shocked you don't have 10 tits and a suction cup head and are pleasing a demon lord. u do seem feisty, maybe some time in a Japanese silicone love doll will allow u to appreciate all the little things that fall away in death. I seen your picture, my connections in your world are strong. perhaps a little vacation from hell would make u happy. I know the spirits I got are some very jealous girls, but something tells me you would be fun to play with. drop in some time and maybe ill show u the rush of power u get when a human prays to u. then drop a great big load, and have it all set up so u feel everything I do to the doll. so, if u r a spirit from hell, and u maybe know who this is, I definitely think we shud party sometime.

>>18660486
No, it's rude.

>>18660488
Experimenting on involuntary subjects/objects, and on those always decidedly against at activist and active social and physical experimentation as legitimate heritage figures as I am, by constant harassing engagement and manhunt-to-death threat to gain more opportunity for looting even human looting, for commercial and intellectual profit, is totally illegal, and you are to cease and desist in it. As for the extremes of commercial idea appropriation, I recently found the buttons of my father’s 1976 – 1980 raincoat, the one he was abducted in, in 1980, on a women’s sweater, by GAP, “Made in China” coded CA 17897 GP-5087-I, and no, we are not Hawaiian or other “Isle Burns, 001 and 002, etc.”

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is /x/ just role players now?

>>18660498
And kids

>>18660498
>now
It always has been

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>>18660503
I used to love the threads that would be about people visiting spooky places and them taking photos. No cucking or teases. Even if there was nothing spooky, it was still cool to see

>>18660488
Who r u, definitely feeling something ethereal.

Just divorce her.

Will I win the Powerball?

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>>18660441
faggots lile you literally need to go to hell. If you want to have a shitty roleplay thread, at least play along and be flexible. you can't just imagine one retarded story and wait for people to ask the right questions, dumbass.

>>18660441
How's your Wi-Fi connection?

>>18660441
post a picture of it.