Earth is for humans, what do you identify as?

>>18658213
I sexually identify as a Boeing 747 airplane

>>18658223
SENTIENT 747S GO TO 7EARTH7
Comply with realm control and no weapons will be discharged for this clear lack of compliance with Earthling code.

>>18658213
i sexually identify as an attack helicopter

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>>18658240
What you gonna do about it?

>>18658245
Sexual attack helicopters are being repurposed.
Please enter the third line with the red tape, follow the tape until the next officer points you to our nearest re-facilitating warehouse.

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My true form

>>18658277
Kindly refrain from entering a 50 meter radius of any children.

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>>18658277
>thunder
>thunder
>thunder
>thunder cats
>HOHHHHHHHHHH

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>>18658290
Thank you for your service.
Past this checkpoint is quarantined, please return to your home.

>>18658213
An intelligent consciousness.

>>18658272
What about non-sexual attack helicopters?

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>>18658213

>>18658277
worst character in the fucking show

>>18658213
Enjoy the radiation, we'll move in after you kill your selves off

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If they marry a human they can live on earth.

>>18658213
Lazy.

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>>18658293
>that line meant he had something up his ass.

Some things have been here longer than humans.

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>>18658476

Nga_zu till za_e
I was abducted and genetically altered by a Mantis that spoke Sumerian when I was five.
>"My blood is in you"
I had a photographic memory as a child and a understanding of deep time. I'm only seeking my own kind.

>>18659443
Yo.

>>18658213

a nabiscosexual weatkin.

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>>18658213

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>>18658213
NINGEN

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>>18658392
>>18658272
>>18658245

>Sexual attack helicopters

What would a helicopter mating ritual look like?

>>18658213
As a Meat Popsicle