NASA stuff about to drop

I'd guess new goldilocks worlds.

And/or worlds with water.

Tiny chance of a world with oxygen, but I think that would leak before any press conference.

>>18654872
The two Dyson spheres.

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>NASA will hold a press conference on the 22nd about 2 planets

>>18654872
Inb4 it's somehow anti-trump

>new findings on exoplanets

Nibiru won't be revealed yet, they will talk about other random exoplanets that are caused by the passage of this large body.

I'm getting worried that they won't announce it until early August when we will all see it on the sky.

Get away from the coasts now.

>>18655674
>planet crashes into the earth
>stay away from the coasts

That's 4chan, everyone.

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>>18654872
It's more nasa propaganda to increase or otherwise give funding to an irrelevant event.

>>18655684
To be more specific you want to be at least 300 miles inland and over 1200 feet in elevation.

It's not going to hit us but it's north pole will grab our southern pole causing a complete tilt for a few days.

This will put the northern hemisphere in darkness for 3 days.

Also, the initial tilt will happen very rapidly, likely in under 45 minutes. This will cause the oceans to slosh around the planet in waves of water 1,000 feet high or more.

Nah, physics doesn't work that way.

>>18655697
No, that's not correct.

God said he would never again end the world in a flood.

21 The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of humans, even though every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.
Genesis 8:21

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>>18655735
That's what your God said, mine made no such promise.

>>18655745
My God, Is the ultimate.

>>18655735
Rapture will occur beforehand. Though it will go largely unnoticed since there are so few righteous left.

https://youtu.be/caySW9HhiYc

>>18655749
ur god killed his brother and usurped the throne

>>18655761
Source?

>>18655735
>end the world
Exactly. That doesn't mean he can't fuck us up with a flood though. It just means more than a handful of people will live to tell about it.

>>18655776
>end the world.
Sorry, that was my mishap, meant to say flood the world, he will no longer flood the world as he has done.

>>18655771
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osiris_myth

>>18655787
Why do you bring foreign Gods into the house of The Lord?

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>>18655749

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>>18655799
Didn't knew that this was Abrahamic safespace.

>>18655782
Yeah. As he has done.
He can still drown most of us though. Just not to the extent that he did before.
Learn to swim. It could save your life one day.

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>>18655811

>>18655818
Your taking that out of context.
When he says as I have done, he means a flood.
No more massive flooding. Period.

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>>18655847
Once again yours it's not the only God, that flooded the earth, killed the giants, or got a girl pregnant against her will without touching her.

>>18655861
>yours is not the only God

The abrahamic God is the Only One I need.

2 I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 3"You shall have no other gods before Me

Exodus 20:2-3

>>18655761
>ur

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>nasa talks about 2 planets
>turns into god discussion

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>>18655759
Yeah man I got really into that YouTube culture a while back. Watched all the rapture dreams and shit. Have to admit I was a bit disheartened when it didn't happen on one of the feasts

>>18655847
It doesn't say more massive flooding, anon.

He says he'll never again kill all living creatures.

Except he didn't kill all living creatures the first time, so he's kind of a fag.

>>18655996
So boom, rapture, not "everyone" dies

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>>18654872
>please tell us about the space elevator

>>18655999
Or all people die and he leaves a few cockroaches.

>>18656018
I would be fine with that

>>18656005
The earliest reference to the sons of Horus the Elder is found in the Pyramid Texts[4] where they are described as friends of the king, as they assist the king in his ascension to heaven in the eastern sky by means of ladders.

>>18655861
all of your people are dead and you are the last practicing your religion. the word has been lost you are nothing.

NIBIRU IS COMING WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY

>>18656132
if it comes were all dead its of none of our concern. accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior or suffer oblivion.

>>18656151
jesus is a faggot

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>>18656036

Would just like to point out that this release is timed with the supposed unveiling of whatever wikileaks has planned to release about vault 7.

95% sure it's a distraction and where getting goldilocks shit.

5% their telling us about nibiru

>>18656158
satan is a faggot.

>>18656177
this doesnt work anymore with the internet. distraction only works in mainstream media because they are going to air what they think is going to get the most ratings in their limited time slot.

>>18656177
ty for being one of .1% of /x/ posters with worthwhile commentary

>>18656177
my buddy is convinced this entire Trump fiasco and his unusual behavior is another attempt at distraction too. We both agree it would have been the same of Clinton won, just different tactics

CNN and other normal social media outlets are falling over themselves to shit on him no matter the cost

>>18656219
its a good point but with the internet and more importantly donald trump winning making mainstream media look like liars, which most people already suspected, discretionary news doesn't really work anymore on the normies. not saying they still wont try to use it since its worked so well for so long but we already knew the media are whores. this is nothing revolutionary anymore.

>>18656348
distractionary*

>>18655962
>https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-to-host-news-conference-on-discovery-beyond-our-solar-system
you can see the future?

>>18655872
But what if I have no shared ancestry with the semites? Does that mean God doesn't care about me too?

>>18656627
you will be judged in heaven.

>>18655996
>Except he didn't kill all living creatures
Haha yeah haha.

>>18655697
Could you provide some proofs please? I'd like to know more.

>>18655645
I don't think we've reached enough disatisfaction with Trump for those idiots to have lost faith in meme magic.

Maybe they'll be retroactively butthurt about NASA announcing aliums

>>18655645
Well it is science. That's pretty anti-trump.

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>>18655697
>Tfw my town is only 1,171 ft in elevation, but 480 miles from the nearest coast.

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>>18654872
are they going to admit they are full of it?

>>18655697
it will also create wind that is 10x stronger than the most powerful hurricane/tornado which would wipe out any structure in its wake

it would not matter how high you are...those in underground reinforced bunkers would have a better chance

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>>18656039
Funny guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcUo_l8lycs

>thinking Never A Straight Answer will ever publicly tell anything but lies

Come on /x/, you're better than this.
Please delete the thread.

>>18657500
>tfw 2070
And they say Germany is doomed.

>>18656736
Pretty sure you get judged before you're heaven.

>>18657907
Wrong. You go to Heaven and have the chance to sneak a peak through the gates at what you could have, and then if you are unworthy you are sent to Hell.

It's part of the torture, because you will forever know what you could have had if you just chose not to be gay.

>>18657911
>thinking being a hetrosexual will get you into heaven

>>18657920
>>thinking being a hetrosexual will get you into heaven
Of course that alone isn't enough, but it is one of the criteria for entrance.

reality tier
two new earth like worlds, we have no idea if their is life there

Hopeful tier
we found signals not of earth origin from these planets

Tinfol tier
we found 2 new Sol planets, one is a red giant

>>18657907
>>>18656736
>Pretty sure you get judged before you're heaven.
I am heaven

>>18657928
Actually homosexuality is a sin. Just like theft, lying, and murder. All sin makes you unworthy to enter heaven. When you die you are judged by God. But being a Christian allows Jesus to be your advocate and take the punishment for you by dying in the cross. It doesn't matter what sins you commit in life for the all make you worthy for the same punishments.

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>>18654872
>so is it aliens or is it aliens?

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>>18658444
>a spoopy picture looks like something else. adds in bible verse. Makes a claim, doesn't bother to add any more supporting evidence.

Wow I'm convinced, not

>>18654872
Probably Genesis and Planet X.

>>18658459
>he doesn't know that the alums/demons kidnap (abductions) and inseminate human host trying to create a perfect alien{demon|human hybrid to gain a soul in order to enter the kingdom of heaven

>>18655749
Yeah, but he lost the election millions of years ago. We have a new god now.

>>18656177
I have a question for all you not so dumb people.

What shilling/sliding/disinfo, do you think that actually worked?

What did we really ignored in favor of something else?

Goddamnit just let me fuck an alien

>>18659631
I heard they need green cards now.

You may have your chance.

>>18654941
>tfw those planets will never orbit you

>>18657929
earth like worlds already have been discovered the gliese system is the best candidate at the moment given that the planets aren't tidally locked.

>>18655674
I love how Niburu fags always push the date further and further back, but never just admit that they're full of shit

Youve been at this since fucking 2012

Getting back to the original topic of this thread...

Maybe it's too late now and the press conference is already going on (I don't know, I don't know time conversions), but I want to try this again anyway.

Last time I was aware of a NASA press conference before it happened, I accurately predicted its topic (the discovery of those brine streams on Mars) before the conference occurred by googling the research specializations of its participants.

Thomas Zurbuchen and Sean Carey are just authority figures, no need to go into detail on them.
>Michael Gillon
All the sources I can find are in French or something, but according to Google Translate he is 'part of the project TRAPPIST he chief scientist and principal investigator for exoplanets.'
>Nikole Lewis
Is 'an expert in the area of exoplanet atmospheric characterization'.
>Sara Seager
Now here's the most interesting one. "Professor Seager’s main research goal is to find and identify another Earth, including the search for signs of life by way of biosignature gases."

Combining those, there's a very real possibility that biosignature gases have been detected in the atmosphere of an exoplanet.

Even if it isn't possible life, it's almost certainly the detection of an apparently-habitable exoplanet, possibly even to a much greater degree than any of the other habitable exoplanets ever before discovered.

>>18660970
Before that even I think.

Conference is in 1 hour 6 mins from now, I think

>>18661013
Can you see it online?

>>18661048
Livestream on NASA site

>>18661048
https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public
starts 1pm est

It's literally Fuckinf nothing. They found some more rocks around some more stars light-years away

>expecting nibiru or aleums or bigfoot or other stupid shit
>get mad that it's not stupid shit

Never change, /x/.

nibiru?

>>18661265
no, possibility of water and atmosphere on planets 40....did he say light years away?

>>18661265
No. Seven earthlike planets around a nearby star, three of them within the goldilocks zone. Great targets for the JWST, launching next year.

...And NASA s feed crashed.

>>18661180
Should've seen that coming tho.

But yah it's literally nothing. Planets light years away wow such exo much planet

>>18661282
at least we have a life boat to aim for if we discover a killer rock headed towards us

>>18655697
Someone's been reading too much Hellstar Remina. That's not how kinematics work.

Go back to /a/ and stay there.

>>18661294
I'm going to the alpha centuria planet: only 4 light years away. I can be there in 40,000 years instead of 400,000 for this dwarf star bullshit.

Also dwarf star? I mean come on. I'm not going to some tiny bullshit system, fucking NASA cucks.

Oh look.....it's fucking nothing.

>>18661300
>2017

>Still radio imaging dwarf stars

Fuck NASA

that host is a cutie, I'd like to orbit HER planets if you know what I mean, eh..eh EH

>Please find us so we buy new telescopes


= This entire press conference

Like a fucking PATREON video for James Webb

>M-maybe if we reach our funding goal we can image planet on TRAPPIST (lol beer) f and see aliuymns

Plz give money

>>18661300
Have a nice death when you arrive on the uninhabitable deathworld then.

>>18660992
Nailed it.