hey /x/ i got a big piece of quartz. What can I do with it?

>>18652142
put it on a shelf and admire the beauty of chemistry

>>18652142
Charge that JO crystal.

>>18652159
this is why I got it but I hear all kinds of stuff about magic properties of quartz or something

>>18652180
Yeah, no, that's all bunk. I mean, if you want you can convince yourself it's magic and use the placebo effect to your advantage, but it's about as effective as positive thinking ever is.

>>18652142
shove it up your ass like the newage bullshit you believe in

>>18652142
research the properties
Some of it's bunk but there is some truth to stones being useful in focusing your thoughts reminding you of intentions and being mindful which is why they're so effective

Put it on a stick
Make a wizard staff

>>18652142

craft wizard staff

File: 1423345282261.jpg (253KB, 876x1928px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 876x1928px

>>18652193

>>18652374
Aw, did my post hurt your feelings?

>>18652386
No, that was me mocking you in your waste of time here.

>>18652400
And how are you not wasting time right now?

>>18652142
Quartz can be used to amplify other crystals and energies.

>>18652142
Throw it at a child

>>18652475
Nah, if you do that it will harvest your negative karmic energies and then curse you and your family lineage until the negative energy is released

>>18652142
Legend says you gain immortality if you are able to pass it all way through your body by shoving it from your ass and out from your mouth, I dont know how it is done, but legends state so. (Starting from ass is very important, sadly it does not work the other way around)

Learn to scry with it!

>>18652837
It also says, the bigger the piece of quartz the higher the chance of it working.
Sadly it can be attempted only once in a lifetime...

>>18652418
Because most of us believe in that kind of stuff. Why are you here if you don't? Is Reddit filled up?

>>18652142
Shove it up your ass

>>18652837
Are there any ass related spells? Like seriously, there must be some involving shoving things up your rectum

>>18652175
/thread

>>18652874
Honestly I thought that would be the first post in this thread.

File: IMG_1269.jpg (39KB, 640x414px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x414px

>>18652180
Arkansas is one of the biggest places to get good quality and large amounts of clear quartz. I lived there for 26 years, and it was a very popular childhood activity to grab a .22 rifle, a couple of buddies, and a hammer, and head up to the top of a hill to dig up crystals and shoot squirrels.

If those things had any lick of positive energy, Arkansas wouldn't be last in education and first in poverty.

>>18652849
speak for yourself. no one believes in this faggy new age crystal nonsense except white bitches named Freedom and cucks. get fucked anon

>>18652142
cum on it. post pics

>>18653276
Different anon here. Open up your mind, faggot. Or get the fuck out. The human body energetic system is in fact physically real and not just a belief system. All things have energy and can be affected by us. Fuck you right in the fedora.

>>18652142
that's a fake. it's just glass. i'm a geologist, this is year-one tier stuff

>>18653276
Gett off /x/ pleb. Seriously, get out or be ripped into 6 by Paimon. Lay it off.

>>18653277
Stick it up your ass and meditate first. Otherwise the orgasm signal won't reach God.

>>18653346
to me it looks like a big piece of Cubic Zirconia

>>18652142
make a device to pick up audio signals from other planes and times of existance......... ok only slightly different degrees on the plane of the earths surface and slight delays in time via the delays of information spread BUT crystall oscillation for radio and time usage is PROVEN CRYSTAL TECHNOLOGY/MAGIC. Magic if you go 400years or more into the past.

>>18653270
Maybe it's because you're retarded enough to shoot cute ass creatures, if you can't mire that aspect of reality then maybe that's why you can't mire the ability of your brain, and that's why "ya'll retarded".

>>18653343
>>18653349
I love you guys.

>>18652849
I don't care if you believe it or not, it's still bunk.

>>18652849
I'm here because I enjoy horror and fantasy and still have the ability to discern fact from fiction. Sorry to hear about your lack of skepticism.

>>18652195
>>18652475
>>18652874
>>18653277
>>18653550
These please! In that order! Up your as, throw it at a kid, again in the ass, then cum on it!

>>18652142
Cut your fingernails. That's disgusting.

>>18653781
And shove it up your ass with te cum still on it!

>>18653270
That's second last in education. Props to Mississippi for taking the fall for us this past decade.

crush it up and snort it

>>18652142
Okay guys OP here, next dubs will
decide

>>18652142
insert it in your anus

>>18654861

Give it to a hobo

>>18654861
>crush it into fine white powder
>send to White House
>write "Dear Mr. Trump, this is white powder"
>?????
>Profit

>>18654867
This

>>18652418
>wasting time
>osting wos

>>18654861
Bite it and post results

>>18654861
eat it, you can cook

>>18654861
go downtown pretend its meth and try to sell it to random people

>>18655196
roll

Rock in but

>>18652374
Conspiracies (usually the corruption, murder, and abuse varieties) are real. Paranormal shit is artificially injected into the culture by the government to discredit these conspiracies. Suddenly the guy who questions the suspicious death of a disliked or dangerous government official is put into the same category as the "DUDE ALIEN CRYSTALS LMAO" lunatic.

>>18653773
>I'm here because I enjoy horror and fantasy and still have the ability to discern fact from fiction
Wrong board. /tg/ is what you look for.

>>18652142
Insert into anus

>>18652142
wrap it in tin foil or put it in a baggy, put it on the otherside of the street, watch and record results.

>>18652142
shove it up asshole

File: selenite-wand.jpg (46KB, 650x280px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 650x280px

Crystals, tin foil, and other things that have been programmed to give you the knee-jerk reaction of "bs" usually hides more information behind it than the "overlords" want you to know....

They've done an effective job programming these reactions into the rational mind. I myself was part of that herd, until i saw first hand the actions of a selenium crystals in action...

Pop quiz physics nerds, what shape does a selenite crystal make if you hit it from any angle with a laser of any color on the wall, such as what does it do the light?

>>18653781
>>18653785
Rolling.
If Dubs get, must do.

File: hpEybWkTtq-8.png (30KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 300x250px

>>18655835
>until i saw first hand the actions of a selenium crystals in action...
w-what happens?