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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.

Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.

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Previous Thread: >>18647828
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Trading
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Taking questions regarding practice, methodology, and metaphysics of divination.
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>>18651198
Sup?
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>>18651201
Do you think there is something that can make someone better reader from others? For example, there will be some person who practiced divination for a couple years, but reading aren't much accurate, but there is a reader who never practiced anything and their readings are much more accurate and just "wanted" to try.
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>>18651201
When I perform a reading with tarot cards, what should my mental state be like? Should I clear my mind entirely? Should I focus on the question as hard as possible? Should I just not worry about it as hard and perform the reading? And how much should I shuffle the cards between readings? Just a bit or as much as possible?
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>>18651208
I'd like to know if he forgives me for my mistake last summer? Does he want to build us back up?
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>>18651220
There is definitely a built in "luck" with reading. Some are good at it, some aren't. Some have an internal and unconscious understanding of events and can point to omens without thinking twice, and be completely correct. Some cannot.

>>18651221
I'd say not worry about it and just perform it. Shuffle until you're comfortable. It'll just feel "right".
Tarot doesn'thave to be a big ritual, it'll work one way or another if you can interpret the signs correctly.
Just relax, unwind, and get in that zone of your mind that is all about reading. It's like a trance, almost, except not.
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>>18651223
Does he forgive? Nine of Pentacles.
How can he stay mad at you when you are what all men want in a woman. Yes he forgives.

Does he want to build us back up? The Empress.
I will say yes but he wants to build you more up with cuddle and affection.

What is N's feelings towards me?
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>>18651260
>eight of pentacles, eight of wands, ace of cups, ace of wands.
Wow. N really likes you. Right now they're sifting through a lot of new and confusing emotions, and I think they want to ground themselves before making any major moves, but they think about it often. He is definitely daydreaming about what your future could hold and how he can make it happen.
Enjoy!
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>>18651245
Was your kid a boy or a girl thoth.
Asking for a friend.

How's the air Force. Can you get me a marine husbando.
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>>18651201

Hey Thoth how's everything?

>Metaphysics

Who answers our questions? Who is on the other side?
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>>18651311
Hi, are you reading princess?

I could use a romance/sex reading
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>>18651311
Do you see C or L going to make a move?
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>>18651311

How goes it?
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>>18651311
Hey, Ches did you saw John Wick?
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>>18651342
Alright I will.

Seeing a lot of emotional upheaval in the next few months with housing and money. But I think something will come through at the last minute due to your past life.

There is a Arab interested in you... There personality is good but race mixing isn't.

Seeing a blond girl near the end of the year. Possibly during the Scorpio month.
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>>18651311
Will i learn to sing? Will i sound good?
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>>18651370
Follow up question if you would let me...do you see anything with "m" or "L"?
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>>18651364
Yeah the first one with theon greyjoy. Was thinking of going tomorrow alone to the second.
>I mean this is crazy
>I just met you.
>so scry me maybe.
>>18651356
I see you making a difference with both of them but I'm partial to L. Presue L if L sends you flirty signals.
>>18651358
Good see any good scrys lately yah scrub
>jk of course.

>Tell me about muh mureens
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>>18651370
Is the man I love in love with me, too?
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>>18651389
See it, its pretty good and Keanu moves are even better in some ocasions
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>>18651389

Done some scries, idk about good ones though.

>muh mureens

I don't wanna be a muhreen tho!
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I haven't noticed but is anyone doing readings?
I know it sounds lame but I have a love reading id like to get checked
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>>18651377
I feel your more a songwriter. You sing lower then I expected and have some pitch issues.
Try to actually take yourself and find your mistakes.
Honestly your alright but I mean if you have the money go to lessons
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>>18651403
>I feel your more a songwriter
But that doesnt get you fame or too much recognition.
And no i dont have the money, could i make instrumental albums or alter my voice, synthetize it ? Could that sound good?
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>>18651389
Is g going to find me attractive? Am I going to have a relationship with g?
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>>18651412
Oh and cant go to lessons, im a poorfag
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>>18651311
Will i gain more heigth? And will i grow a beard?
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>>18651311

Should I go after the fairy or the elf? Or both?
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>>18651395
Hey.
Have seen him eat a cupcake...
What's your take on his immortality.
>>18651399
Well at least it's starting to open up your chakras more. I'm proud of you black.
>>18651392
I think you should try and go on a holiday with him. To test him. I mean he's really struggling with coming to terms with love and actual commitment.
Wouldn't be surprised if you get with him you find yourself married within three years.
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>>18651311
What are his feelings about me?
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>>18651426
>What's your take on his immortality
Funny meme, not real
But i could be wrong
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>>18651426

Thank you. Maybe I'll start doing martial arts again soon, and then I start meditating. Then it all flows from there.
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>>18651426
>married within three years
Damn. Aight.
Was my Renner rare? If so I have a stash where I found that one of more possible rares for your hard werk.
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>>18651420
No the beard problem is a issue you need more protein and testosterone.
A wonderful trip to fit maybe in order anon.
Best of luck but without help nothing is going to work.
>>18651412
So like you wanna be like moby that's cool.
You should post your stuff sometime on here anon.
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Anyone reading?
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>>18651438
>No the beard problem is a issue you need more protein and testosterone.
>A wonderful trip to fit maybe in order anon.
>Best of luck but without help nothing is going to work.
Huh? So im staying a manlet?
Well i will go to /fit/ then, i'll fit rigth in
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>>18651445
Thanks btw
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>>18651438
Cheswick, may I have a reading concerning my health please? I'm sick of being so sickly. Yesterday was torture for me (i have seen a doctor)
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>>18651424
>>18651311

I forgot the tribute
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>>18651438
I will try to post my stuff if i make it, woukd you be ok with a refernce to your trip hidden somewhere or maybe in plain view?
But i dont know what to do, maybe every song could be like "Packt", i wanted to sing but it seems impossible and if i risk the quality of all its better to do nothing
Seeing as i am finally giving up on music, what other thing should i pursue?
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>>18651448
Also.
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>>18651435
Got any Eugene rares too anon.
>>18651429
His feelings are mixed he really wants you to appreciate how much he cares. But I think your overlooking a lot. Show him something that let's him know your gonna make it with him together.
>>18651415
Learn to mimic then. It's quite flattering DESU.
>>18651424
Always both.
But really I would choose dranai over elf class instead.
>>18651434
Meditation is a great unblocker. I would love if you did that.
>>18651413
Do you find yourself attractive though anon?
Being and feeling all starts from your inner monologue. And I feel it's mostly sabotages the shit out of you most days.
Relax and learn to enjoy yourself tenderly first.
Then come back to g.
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>>18651484
Sorry. Just Renner for now. :( I'll throw you one of the other rares but I'm saving the rest!
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>>18651484

I'll work on it then.
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Lt. Black from vietnam rares are fine too.
>>18651445
You could always pull a eathen hawke and break your femurs to gain 2 inches.
>>18651448
Seeing a virus lots of inflammation... Maybe you just need daily codeine or something.
Lots of pain try eating garlic and ginger usually those two btfo of viruses.
>>18651459
No like its not impossible it's just you would need to be hardcore about it. Post some stuff here. Anon we will judge you tenderly
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>>18651499
That's pretty rare.
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>>18651389
Is mick attracted to me?
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>>18651516
How do I find her?
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>>18651516
Really really good. You have an amazing gift. Thank you and all the best to you
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>>18651528
I think he's not thinking about anything other then having his basic needs met. But I would love for you to try and get with them.
A cozy sort of pairing.
>>18651535
I see you finding her while traveling I see a city bus... Also make a awkward conversation mixed with comedy to get her interested in you.
It's almost like its straight outta anime if your able to pull it off anon.
Good luck
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>>18651516
I dont have anything ready, i may start doing a remix (like TDOP) of a radiohead album but so far i only have ideas.
If i singed on my songs, how would it be recieved, and what would be the quality of everything? Rigth now i cant sing so i need to know
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>>18651571
>sang
Forgive me, im lretty nervous
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could any of them be my future wife?
i had readings done years ago, said id date a girl id find boring. this is happening now. said id marry the next one (or at least have kids with) next one I meet.

im wondering if i could start a family with my friend or if its worth waiting for this other one.
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>>18651564
Did you see anything about her look?

What should I focus on right now to move forward, Ches?
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>>18651564
How can i get mckayla to be into me?
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>>18651516
How far will I get with my crush?
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>>18651599
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>>18651576
You need to approach babe. And you also need to find out what girl is your niche. What do you want in a girl.
I mean the way your going it's a huge dry spell.
But lucky for you. You don't have eggs to worry about.
But I mean you need to be kick started into approaching. You need a wingman anon.
If I was closer I would get you a great girl.

But as things are now if you don't change maybe you could find a partner in five years....
Hey I guess you could screw around and get your friend knocked up... Are you sure she would keep your kid though.
>>18651577
Looked like the black haired girl from.the dragon tattoo series.
Very outspoken and redpilled.
Blue eyes.
Nice rose colored lips.
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>>18651608
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>>18651616
What should i do with my life?
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>>18651616
Ches, i havent had a girlfriend my whole life. Im turning 24 this year, what can i do to attract the women i want?
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>>18651616
That makes sense. I've heard something similar in the past.

What should I focus on right now? How can I fix my current situation and move forward?
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>>18651616
Should I become like "SF"?
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>>18651626
Go west and find hope anon.
Your hand has ships and they point west... Maybe join the navy or learn to be a ship guy.
>>18651601
I think you need to actually ask yourself if your ready for this crush. Do you really want them in your life. What plans do you have when you move in together.

I mean babby steps anon.

Besides get your finances a little higher for this one first.
>>18651608
Awe he's a cute guy.
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>>18651649
>Ches, i havent had a girlfriend my whole life. Im turning 24 this year, what can i do to attract the women i want?

The problem is you want a woman that isn't in a coma, the only type that -might- not feel ill by being in the same room with you. You should just give up and stick with jacking off on your mom's panties.
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Anyone trading?
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>>18651649
>Join the mureens
>wear dress blues
>girls instantaneously attracted to you
????
>profit
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>>18651667
Query?
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>>18651599
>>18651608
>>18651661
Hi cheswick, did you see the query?
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>>18651661
Is the red head or the brunette going to fall in love with me chess?
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>>18651670
What can I do to get some excitement in my life? Being pretty bored lately.

Yours?
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>>18651658
Yeah I think so.
>>18651624
What's the question
>>18651654
The easier answer is to forget the past. And wake up to a new life tommorow Morning.
Try to actually make conversation and fall in love with being you
>itt Dr. Phil the post.
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>>18651685
How can i get mckayla to be into me?
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>>18651685
>Yeah i think so
Could i ever join a spec ops team?
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>>18651678
Lelz entwistle was my favorite.
>>18651679
Do something that frightens you. Instant bordem killer.
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>>18651679
I see sketching upon paper, hands working freely, images of wonder appearing. There are crashing waves and unexplored caves. The figure from Justice and the 6 of Pentacles are one; it's not charity, but you can right something wrong done. The sword is more prevalent than the coins, something you can do in spare time for justice enjoined by a frustration you feel for someone underfoot of those who might steal.

Vigilante things on a small scale, basically. I'm not saying go dress up in a costume and fight people, or even to join Anonymous, but there are little things here and there where you find that something just isn't right, and you might think "I wish someone would do something about this." See what you can do about it.

For my query, I'm wondering why a certain girl is distant. Thanks.
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>>18651694
Cards say your obsessed with something....
But your going to progress happy for the next little bit. Esp. When you meet a older brother figure that teaches you his ways.

If it's not a navy seal or muh mureens why bother.
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>>18651692
Bee yurslef

Also wear a uniform she is really turned on by them.
Or invite her to dunkirk
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>>18651706
Im obsseded with a lot of things.
If i follow this path how will my life be? Will i miss out on things?
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>>18651685
Thank you so much ^^ I will try to, although I don't really know what about the past I need to forget.

If I may ask one last query, will I be able to leave this year?
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>>18651616
I do need a drinking bud or wingman.
I guess I haven't been out hunting since I went to the hospital

oh and to answer your question, she would definitely keep it the 3rd time. weve been thinking and talking about it for years.
we would of had 2 kids by now if we would of kept them
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>>18651721
Your feelings and fondness mostly.
Kek your not going anywhere until three years from now.
>>18651719
I think you need someone to hone your obessions is there a online bro that can help somehow.
It turns out your happier most of the time. If you do follow this through to the end
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>>18651727
That's what I mean. Don't think those kids are gone either there around and love you both.
They would be happy if a brother made it out alive.
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>>18651731
>3 years from now

WUT!!!

Thank you so much.
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>>18651700

I guess I should become a cop or something.

>I'm wondering why a certain girl is distant.

>Four of Swords, Devils (R), Seven of Wands (R), Nine of Pentacles (R)


To me this looks like she needed a break. Seems like there was too much imput on her head and she is taking her time to figure things out. I don't see it as if you did something wrong per se, or not necessarily, but for various reasons she might think things are too uphill right now and she needs to take care of herself first.

Thank you for the trade.
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>>18651731
You may be right.
I'm Capricorn with Scorpio moon, I may like military environment
Thanks
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>>18651311
Does A like me or not?

Don't know if i should even bother and risk making a fool of myself, she never really talks to me or even says hello.

But at the start she seemed interesting, i think it's partly my fault for fading away.
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>>18651734
Read me up Great Cheswick
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Am I destroying his life?
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>>18651731
What does the demon think of me and my dreams?
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>>18651734
wow, I might show her this

5 years huh?
seems kinda long for a long spell

well at least ill have time to hit the gym
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>>18651763
There's a reason your friends call you 'turd-like' behind your back, you tend to psychic-wise stink up anywhere you are. Trimming your nose hair more often will not stop them from saying that, but will stop people that just met you for the first time from thinking your a mouthbreathing neanderthal...until you talk to them.
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>>18651711
Where or what is dunkirk?
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>>18651311
Here's your marine husbando.

Female.
Love reading.
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>>18651796
A movie by BRAVO nolan
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>>18651781
You really should. It's better to have a child with her then hit a gym for five years anon.
Give a her a French kiss for me.
>>18651759
She is a traditional sort of girl. She didn't lose interest she thought you didn't want her anymore. You need to talk over coffee as cliche as that is do it.
She still loves you.
>>18651753
She's focusing on money because of issues in her life she didn't want a break.you did esp. With the devil card.
>>18651754
I'm just saying that you would get laid if you went military
>>18651772
She likes you and wants to work on unblocking chakras.
You should be in a sensitive mood because of her ties to lunar cycles for the next little while op.
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>>18651795
Why you hating?
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>>18651809
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>>18651797
Which one is that.
>>18651763
Seeing some more internal hack and slash.
Maybe paint Warhammer models to stop that shit.

Feeling school vibes around you soon. Go for welding DESU.
Aura looked blue and green.

There was a partner I saw that you'll meet as a coworker who will be better off as fwb.
>>18651796
Et tu nolan
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>>18651804
>She is a traditional sort of girl. She didn't lose interest she thought you didn't want her anymore. You need to talk over coffee as cliche as that is do it.
>She still loves you.

How do you know this, did you pull a card? I feel bad too since i never say goodbye when i leave work now and shes right next to me.
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>>18651804
What else can you tell me about the demon? How can i communicate better with her?
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>>18651813
But he's a nice wealthy man. Who wants the only the best for his record children.
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>>18651821
I scryed her. I know, I know. it's very vouyeristic but you can't spell medium with out it.
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Forgot image
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>>18651734
can you tell me about my next bfs looks?
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>>18651837
What does my next girlfriend look like? Will i meet her soon?
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>>18651837
Thanks man, i want to believe but i will go with my gut and just keep ignoring her at work. Not worth the risk since if she liked me she would talk to me.
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>>18651797
>>18651817
That's Eugene Sledge
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>>18651850
No... It's worth it. She's missing signals she's kinda dense.
>>18651854
Like I've never seen that part of the pacific...
>>18651845
He's personally a nice man.
But he's is plain looking.
Why not keep fantasising about a movie star anon.
>>18651823
Spirit board and ap planing.
>>18651849
Your not meeting her soon. She's a sjw
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>>18651837
can i get a reading? what does my next girlfriend will look like? and how about pursuing my dream?

sorry , i dont know if this is the right way to request a reading im kind of a newfag on this board
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>>18651868
What signals?

Anyway maybe I'll start saying hello to her and stuff again.And see if she starts conversations with me otherwise i won't stick my neck out.
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>>18651837

What's next? What do I do with my life? I've been at a crossroads for several months, but I'm afraid of committing to something that might not be the right decision.
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>>18651868
Can I get a love reading?
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>>18651311
What does S feel about me romantically?
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>>18651311
Will h become my pen pal and will we have children
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>>18651868
Whats Does sjw mean?
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>>18651868
>ap planing
Astral plane? Will i be able to do that? And what will happen there?
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>>18651897
you don't need tarot cards for that one sonny boy
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>>18651897
super jewish winner
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>>18651854
Anon do you have anymore Eugene rares.
>>18651896
Hey can we become pen pals anon.

Yes h will and depending on how srs you are children are on the table.
>>18651881
Seeing a brown haired girl already in a relationship into you.
It's worth it.
>>18651883
S feels immense happiness tonight... Do you know why?
Auras bright gold.
I would love it if you two got together had a nice time .
Ask s to a movie I suggest Dunkirk
>>18651897
It's what the guide said
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>>18651898
Neat stuff make your own thread and ask about anon.
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>>18651915
ok thanks
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>>18651868
Is she cheatng on me?
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Looking to trade with someone who can read an occult query competently and confidently.
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>>18651912
Can I get a love reading please? Things are getting weird with the girl I'm going out with.
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>>18651883
>>18651912
No I don't know why. Why? and Can't S ask me?
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>>18651924
Yes it's online for now though. Try and get a hold of her phone.
>>18651933
I think your overreacting and it's not really that wierd.
Relax have a conversation and go over what you both want.
>>18651946
Cause you need to practice socailbilty
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>>18651993
can you tell me when i will find my next gf? thanks man
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>>18651993

What should I do to break out of my rut senpai?
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>>18651912
Will I have sex with my crush? When?
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>>18651993
what will be the outcome of my attempt to get closer to her?
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Hey, I'm happy to do some readings tonight. Love readings are fine, but please be considerate. I will get a massive headache if the question is too emotionally charged. After that, I won't be able to do further readings.

I need the following:

-A picture of your eye
-A song related to the question
-Your age & gender

A lot of you faggots like to posts questions without following my directions. Well, if you're a faggot like this I'm totally not in the mood and I'll completely ignore your question so please make sure you fucking read, morons. <3 <3 <3
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>>18652028
23, female
https://youtu.be/6ju8xO_Zvfo
Will he and I reconcile our relationship and maybe go back to the way things used to be?
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>>18651993
can you tell me my next bf appearance and horoscope?
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>>18652028
Hello friendo.

Female, 27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjXzA4EtjoI

I really want to get closer to G. Do I have good chances? If not, how can I turn things to my favor?

Thank you!
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>>18652028
Sunlight you fuck. You could see all the times I masterbate this week if I post my eye.
Why do you need my age and gender
Why do you need a song.

Also how are you doing faggot
>>18652019
In a dream next month.
But I really have seen a different girl.
She's currently in a sports class at a library.
You need to find her.
>>18652027
Greater then just leaving it alone. I really want you to make a effort to impress this girl she is really great.
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>>18652028
Can I get a reading please?
21
Male
A general reading for this year would be nice
>Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
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Can someone please tell me about my future? Please, please
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>>18652035
That looks like Elliot Rodger's eye.
>>18652056
Seeing two guys a Libra and Aquarius.

Both are sixes.

Brown hair medium-high and one has green eyes.
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>>18652028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m79KOt86BmM

24 Male

Things are going along smoothly despite a few obstacles. Is there something ahead I should watch out for?
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>>18652072
What race are you?
>>18652028
Sunlight post your eye famalam
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>>18652035
>>18652067
Those are some ugly eyes.
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>>18652035
I think I've done a reading for you before. The song and eye are familiar.

Anyway, I did some look-sees into your eye before I drew any cards. I think you're going through a lot of emotional turmoil at the moment. You are hurt, and in a lot of pain. If this hasn't happened already, it's happening soon. I pulled The Tower, and The High Priestess.

Listen, the tower is coming for you. It's going to be hard. But that's life, you know? The second card if you, I believe. You're going to emerge better, stronger, and happier. I think there's a lot going on below the surface of the relationship. I think you need to take a look at the truth behind the mask. What's really going on? In what ways have you been hiding, and in what ways can you move hope towards a better future? Is your partner in the better future with you in it? ...are you sure?
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>>18652079
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
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Why are they all brown. Is no-one white on here.
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>>18652068
>Greater then just leaving it alone.
I'll take that as a good sign.

>she is really great.
Indeed she is! :) do you think we'd make a good couple?
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>>18652086
>>18652072
Is it relevant?
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>>18652097
You're not white you fucking Jew. You're more like Elliot Rodgers than anyone else on this thread.
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>>18652094
Yo Elliot supreme gentleman.
Tell me about the rosties you wifed up in heaven
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>>18652097
Not really.
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>>18652028

https://youtu.be/bccKotFwzoY

21 and male.

How long it will take me to make my life stady ( stable)?
That is to get a job with a good salary and to come back to college.
Thanks in advance
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>>18652068
Hi, you fuck. I've been good, how about you bae? Also, I would never ever look for that. I do have some small morals :^) They're in there, I promise senpai
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>>18652092
I guess it's possible though I've never seen your trip on here before.
I'm really not sure about any of it, which is why I was asking, I guess. We'll see!
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>>18652097
White people can have brown eyes. Most people in Southern Europe do.
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>>18652104
Oh apparently I did the 23andme
And I'm 100% white.
It was surprising
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>>18652107
Stable, sorry
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>Reader ask for song
>spend time looking for one I feel it connects to the question
>Reader is over until

I have no one to blame but myself
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>>18652114
Uh huh.
>le Jewish grandparents
It's too late to lie Cheswick. Accept the fact that you're a Jew. Not that you could even afford a DNA kit anyways.
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>>18652079
can you tell me more about the Libra? is he overweight, freckles, early thirties?
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>>18652113
>southern europe
>white

No I don't think so. Brown eyes mean your a nigger.

Italians aren't white.
Slavs arnt white.
Asians are gooks
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>>18652140
You're aware that brown eyes is a recessive trait, right? My mom has blue eyes and my father has grey eyes. I have brown eyes.
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>>18652111
I used to post under flowers senpai, but flowers is dead and breathed new life

>>18652072
I'm sorry, you gotta ask a specific question. Thank you for following the guidelines, you you have specific queries I would be happy to answer!

>>18652081
Well, you might run into some obstacles. Since this is such a vague question, I'll try my best....but I think this is likely to be a person who gets in the way by throwing you into a situation. Overall, I actually get a really good vibe! This is rare for you lonely people. <3 I think you'll overcome the problem at hand with ease. I did pull the Chariot reversed. I think you'll need to be patient, and ride out the storm. I do think there's some hidden advice for you here. https://teachmetarot.com/part-iii-major-arcana/lesson-4/the-chariot-vii-upright/the-chariot-vii-reversed/ It feels really important to link this to you. Read the page, feedback is welcome.
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>>18652140

All "white" countries will soon become Muslim countries, so why even bother?
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>>18652150
I meant dominant trait.
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>>18652124
I guess they weren't jewish. It was saying I was 95% Irish and 4% swedish and 1% finnish
>>18652134
I see him as 34 and tiny frekeles. I dunno weight is just a social construct.
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>>18652150
>>18652156
Cheswick doesn't understand anything that isn't laced in Nazi rhetoric. Can't reason with self-hating Jews. They can't see the truth beyond their giant shnozes.
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>>18652072
>>18652153
I'm I still in time for a specific query?
Will I find something/someone that brings me happiness in the near future?
If that's still too vague, I would like to know how will my studies go this year.
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>>18652154
Not "muh deep south" been awhile but maybe this will get them to rise again.
>>18652153
I like your soapy cute name.
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>>18652166
I like the Israeli jews. There nice people.
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>>18652107
It will happen for you. Your life will be steady and boring. (Knight of Pentacles) The time frame was long. I tried my best to see, I think it was 2-5 years. It depends on you, my friend. However, I seriously think you need to get your life together if you want this to happen. I can see a lot of closing options for you if you keep going down the previous path. I think the first year will be the hardest, and it will get progressively easier for you with time.

>>18652123
I'm still taking readings

>>18652111
Thanks for the feedback. come back anytime and please let me know how it goes. <3

>>18652150
Eye color doesn't work like this. There is evidence that as many as 16 different genes could be responsible for eye color.
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Trading
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>>18652153
That's unfortunate. I would have thought the Chariot up right in my current situation. Oh well. I hope it works out.
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>>18652214
Trade me first
Will I find hacksaw ridge or apocalypo tommoro
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>>18652213
What do you mean by boring? I want to travel to other countries and do some crazy things.

Plus, can you please tell me about love if posible.
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>>18652227
Anyone besides Cheswick want to trade? Nothing against you Cheswick, I just need a serious answer from someone.
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>>18652113
>tfw south slav reporting in with brown eyes

>>18652028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ljqfW1VLTY

Will i end up getting into a relationship with a girl from work (one I'm casual at)?
I like this girl and i think she is a qt.

Male
22
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>>18652235
Can you read occult queries?
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>>18652225
Stop listening to who ever is fucking you over. This could even be yourself.

Believe me you can't weather the chariot you just get trampled.
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>>18652239
I can try. Want to give me your query first?
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You guys realize the queries with Jack White pics are posted by Chewsdick himself, right?

AND that Chewsdick was born a male.
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>>18652235
Faggot.
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>Will I find something/someone that brings me happiness in the near future?
>If that's still too vague, I would like to know how will my studies go this year.

>>18652072
I think there will be a girl, but you'll be competing for her. I think it's possible someone you know will try to pursue her as well. Also, I think you will do well. I pulled The Chariot for you, which means it will be a long journey but you'll gain success in many areas. I get the impression that The Chariot was related to your studies. I pulled The Fool when I was asking about the girl, and I got the immediate impression that it would be foolish of you, quote literally, to pursue her. Instead, it seems the cards advise you work towards your studies. If you must, seek her.
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>>18652247
No I don't have any pictures on my phone as I get hacked by niggers on welfare next door all day erry day.
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>>18652245
>try
I mean no offense at all, but it's rather high-stakes, so I'd prefer someone who reads occult queries regularly.

But I don't want to leave you to trade with Cheswick out of desperation. What kind of queries do you read best?
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>>18652257
Love and career, in that order, but I prefer either have a specific query. I don't enjoy generals but I will do them.
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>>18652261
Well, I'm embarking on a difficult career for the sake of love, so I suppose they're related. What new measure should I implement in order to move forward in both? I'm a straight male.

Drop me your query, and I'll match the level of depth with which you read me.
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>>18652225
I hope it works out too, anon.

>>18652238
Your eyes are hazel, anon. Also, she seems to have a lot of guys who like her and are interested, yea? This is just a guess. I think she wants to hook up with you, for sure! A relationship, I'm not sure. However, I did pull the Six of Wands. I hope it works out!
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>>18652257
God probably right off the pages of a tarot book.
Fucking all you guys plagerize you don't even hide it.
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>>18652268
>embarking
Wrong word, I'm already in it; I just want to push forward

>>18652272
>(You)
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>>18651993
when do i lose virginity
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>>18652257
I can read for you, no trade, if you post the stuff I need for a reading.
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>>18652272
What can we as a board do to get you to kill yourself in the near future?
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>>18652268
I'm looking for an outline of the future with the guy I love--the good, bad, and ugly. I'll be using Celtic cross.
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>>18652280
Why does everyone pick on Cheswick? She doesn't seem so bad.
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>>18652252
I didnt mean to ask two queries at the same time, either one was fine, but thank you very very much for answering both. It's recomforting to know that my studies will go well.

About the girl, I think I know who she is, and I also understand why the cards would suggest not to pursue her.

>Competing
>Someone you know
That would be interesting. One of my close friends perhaps?

Again, thank you very much for the reading. I hope everything goes well. Have a nice day/night :)
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I'm a self-absorbed trap with a crappy tit job that posts crap in /div/ all day. What is my future like?
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>>18652286
sockpuppet
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>>18652280
What can I do as a woman on this board to help you lose your virginity faster anon.
>>18652278
Later In Life.
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>>18652286
>antogonizing people who just prefer not to trade with her
>spams board with butt ugly celebrities
>calls people with brown eyes niggers
>she not so bad huhuhu
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>>18652288
I do think it's a close friend. And no worries, I'm too autistic to say no, hahaha. I like doing readings, I'm in a good mood today :D
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>>18652271
What the fuck, i've been going through-life thinking i had brown eyes.

>, she seems to have a lot of guys who like her and are interested, yea?

Yes, Lots of guys have tried and failed. I heard she might've found me attractive or wanted to fuck but i thought it was a joke so i never bothered even talking to her.

But i think she is a QT. Do me a favor can you pull some more of those fancy cards and see if anymore people are interested in me at my casual job.

I have a feeling one more girl wants me.
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>>18652279
Can you please read my queries?
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>>18652286
Chewsdick is not a female. Yeah, he has fake tits, which he's posted on more than one occasion, but he was born with a penis.
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>>18652295
Maybe I'm just nicer than you, with a higher patience threshold, so that's why I don't find her so bad. Perhaps this is why I have friends IRL and don't antagonize people at on a 4chan board 1am? I dunno.
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>>18652295
Sorry it's not a Bollywood pedophile I ask for anon.
I realize that /yourguy/
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>>18652294
will she find me physically attractive?
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>>18652303
Gotcha, I understand now. Thanks for answering seriously. I was just curious and wasn't trying to derail.

>>18652298
Some lesser minded people will call them brown, but they've definitely got green underneath. A mix of two colors is hazel.

Anyway, there is a shy girl who wants to talk to you and likes you. She's just really shy. Try taking to her more often, I think it could go well for you.
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>>18652303
Why would smaller tits be fake. Do you really think 36dd in porn are normal?
Do wanna suck sick that bad you fantasize about me strapping one on and pegging you?
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So if this thread has taught us one thing is that most posters here are shitskins and have brown eyes.
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>>18652329
have you considered not being so mean?

also post tits please
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>>18652323
Damn nigga, there is a shy girl who likes me at work. Only problem is shes chubby. I like A better and shes also a south slav.
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>>18652329
Dude, just leave already.
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>>18652329
Come on, Cheswick. Try your best not to get baited and stay on topic.

>>18652336
Thanks for the feedback! It's nice to be right. :D

>>18652300
Hey, I'd love to read for you but I need the requirements I posted above in this thread.
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>>18652282
I'll use Celtic Cross as well

Heart / Crossed: The World (reversed) / 2 of Cups
Below / Above: 3 of Wands / 5 of Pentacles (reversed)
Behind / Ahead: The Lovers / The Star
Self / Environment: The Fool / Princess of Wands (reversed)
Guidance / Outcome: The Hierophant / Princess of Pentacles

It's funny, but I feel like you already know the answer to what you should do, and you're sort of asking me for the sake of reassurance. You two seem to have some history, but things just aren't coming together the way you want them to. There are bits and pieces here and there that could feasibly be connected into a great and salient whole, but the dots just aren't being connected.

On your end, you seem a bit too idealistic, maybe just trying to wish things into fruition, when there is work to be done. You already know that there is work necessary, and even your unconscious knows this, but you're focusing on lack of cooperation. This isn't the most illogical thing, given that he seems dispassionate in his dealings with you.

This is something you can completely overcome, and you're likely to. However, you're not doing a very good job of learning lessons from your past, and the answer lies hidden back there somewhere. I see something written on paper, a message of sorts. In a conversation, probably text or email or something else written, he told you something meaningful and personal to him. You seem to have glossed over it for some reason. Think back carefully to a time when he opened up to you. You haven't really given him a sign that you consider it as significant as it is. Piece it together.

If you don't figure it out, things will chug along forward, but very slowly, and somewhat uncomfortably. If you figure it out, there will be a heartwarming moment of tenderness and mutual vulnerability that paves the way for a true partnership, but that will be based on mutual goals. You may help him, but he won't care how much you know until he knows how much you care.
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>>18652279
I appreciate the offer, but I feel disinclined to post a picture of my eye.
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>>18652329
whats wrong with small tits?
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>>18652346
>It's nice to be right. :D

I'll see how right you are about A, even a hook up will satisfy me.
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>>18652365
Don't know had to see them first.
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Doing 5 one-card tarot readings within the next hour. If I can't understand what you're asking or the question can't be answered with one card you get skipped and somebody else gets your spot. First come first serve.
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>>18652341
Or is it a sexism thing women who hold sway and power frightens you.
>>18652346
Yeah
>>18652335
I have on soc.
>>18652365
Apparently b 36 tits on a girl thin and six feet is disgusting af on here
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>>18652376
Coyote do you have any rares of the furby totem tonight.
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>>18652376
will she find me physically attractive?

thanks
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>>18652268
Present situation/obstacle & cause: six of swords, five of pentacles
Background/recent past: two of pentacles, Chariot
Future influences: six of cups
Possible answer: judgement
Resources: page of cups
Feelings, hopes, fears: eight of cups
Outcome: star, queen of wands

So this read is actually not bad at all for your future. You're moving on to a better situation because of some past disappointments. Seems that it hasn't been easy to juggle love and career properly so a different path had to be forged. It seems that things are far better taking the risk you are than trying to suffer through where you are now. The Chariot illustrated that move; forging ahead even in the face of doubts. The nice thing about Judgement appearing in the position it did is that it speaks of this being the correct path for you. Make the best of this situation, even if it doesn't seem like a good fit right now, or that the path seems foggy. Rest assured that things are going exactly the way they are supposed to for your benefit. With Judgement and Page of Cups, the best way to move forward in both your career and in your love life is to not let these changes scare you into not embracing the new things. In other words, don't try to hold onto those remaining comforts of the past (six of cups) and fully embrace the change that is coming. Have honest, open conversation about what you're going through and how you feel, but do your best to see things glass half full. Eight of cups as your fears is pretty clear. Don't borrow trouble, as the previous cards have stated. That being said, you'll be very busy, life will change a lot, but you'll very much be able to handle it once you begin to totally embrace it. Seems you'll always be chasing the next thing, but the sense I'm getting is bliss; it's okay to always want something better for yourself and the people you love.
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>>18652376
Will she and I find a way to be together?
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>>18652376
will I find romance in the near future?
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>>18652028
male 23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
why does it feel like im haveing so many setbacks and im makeing so many mistakes
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>>18652352
Thank you so much, anon. That was beautiful. I'm not trying to be a massive faggot, but I actually shed a few tears. Each line of that read spoke to me. I'm going to screenshot this and print it out. Thank you so much. I hope my read even has a shred of helpfulness for you.
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>>18652397
What's your screensaver on the computer
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>>18652378
it is? but isent that like a perfect body for a girl? at least it is for me
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Anyone want to trade? I do bibliomancy
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>>18652405
eh? i dont have a screen saver on my computer?
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>>18652346
Sorry anon
https://youtu.be/yWkQbrfSvfs
21 and male.


My ex broke up with me months ago. I don't want her back, but i still remind her because we were very closed. We even had a dog we saved from the streets and i'm in contact with his family because they were friends of mine after the relationship.
How long will take me to find a new love and completly forget about her?
Pd: I don't love her and i couldn't care less about her life.

the song i posted is very special to me, for family reasons
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>>18652378
>6ft
>red hair
in case you guys are wondering what cheswick looks like
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>>18652410
K

Ace of wands ace of cups king of swords
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>>18652428
But Fiona is sexy like rosie o Donnell
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>>18652426
>contact with her family
>friends of mine before
I'm sorry. No native speaker.
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>>18652430
Omelette du fromage
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>>18652397
I tried to look and see if this was a valuable life lesson for you. It's not. There's actually not a specific reason why this is happening, but at least it builds character. I'm guessing you're also having some mild relationship issues. Five of Pentacles is about turning to spirituality when you experience setbacks. You are poor (emotionally or financially), and this is hurting your self esteem. To me, it feels like you're coming here out of desperation. Do you even believe in this paranormal stuff?

I asked the cards if it would get better for you, and I pulled the tower. It won't. RIP
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>>18652428
Was Princess_Fiona born a male same as Chewsdick?
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>>18652435
I bet you are ok.

You'll have to give me some pointers cause /soc/ it's a big board.

Besides that will you help me out?
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>>18652255
Does anything blossom from our meeting?
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>>18652447
that's really the only difference.
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>>18652376
Will I find love in europe?
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>>18652426
I'm really sorry anon, but I got a massive headache from the last reading I did and I need some time to relax.
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>>18652382

Negative.

>>18652384

>The Star

No. She's going to wish you were better looking and probably imagine you with a basic tv blur filter when she looks at you.

>>18652392

>Swiftness - 8 of Wands

Faster than Bill Cosby in a room full of narcoleptics. You both want it so it's only a matter of time.

>>18652396

>The Priestess

There's somebody in your future but be careful about committing to it. Nothing good ever comes from sticking your dick in crazy.
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>>18652445
wtf, why. what did i even do man? cant i just get a break for once come on. i do belive in it a little bit but its hard to explain, it feels like im spiritually dead? like i belive in it but it feels like i cant really feel it i guess. self esteem? man its gone mate, i dont have any left. im poor both ways. what do i do?
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>>18652376

will there be any romance for me this year?
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>>18652463
o crap that was me wasent it? im sorry man
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>>18652463
Don't worry anon. thank you very much anyways :)
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>>18652376
Is the dream I had about my ex foreshadowing anything about my future?
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>>18652464
Coyote may you please answer this ? I will appreciate it.
>>18652426
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>>18652473
I think things might get better after the tower happens. :)

>>18652482
>o crap that was me wasent it? im sorry man

It's alright. I fully expected to get a headache when I began the evening.
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>>18652508
Sunlight can you read this please? >>18652426
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>>18652460

>Power - 4 of Disks

Good news/bad news. You're gonna find love but you're gonna be the bitch in the relationship. Prepare your anus. Literally (they like buttplay).

>>18652477

>The Devil

Nothing serious or that will last. More than likely to be somebodies bootycall if not a straight up one night stand. It might seem like a good deal but you're just fuckmeat to them.

5 reads are done I'm out.
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>>18652541

>More than likely to be somebodies bootycall if not a straight up one night stand.

i doubt this, i don't hook up or do one night stands. thank you anyway
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>>18652508
i hope so man!, i hope you r headacehe goes away fast.
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>>18652464
>No. She's going to wish you were better looking and probably imagine you with a basic tv blur filter when she looks at you.

Well, shit.

Thank you for your reading.
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>>18652376
How can I improve my relationship with el romantically
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>>18652579
Just be open.

Desire and let you be desired.
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trading. I'm a beginner who's just starting off by reading playing cards with a three card spread. If you choose to trade be warned my reading might not be too accurate.

Query: was the dream I had about her foreshadowing anything?
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>>18652541
What do you mean with ''Bitch''
A bad person or just a sex toy, lol
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Doing trades. Anyone around?
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thread is dead
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>>18652701
Are you still around? i wanna try an 8 cards spread
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Sure is dead in here.
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>>18653305
Ditto
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>>18653250

Still around? not him but would like a tarde
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Trading. Has he been talking to that woman I dislike? If so, what is the nature of their relationship?
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>>18653756

>Two of Pentacles (R), Four of Wands, Queen of Pentacles

They get along but they have not been talking lately. Both of them seem to have other things to do at the moment.

That said, the nature of their relationships is good, they care about each other but i dont see romance.

Advice for tonight's date? There is a girl i am interested in.
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>>18653775
Thanks so much. I'll get started.
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>>18653756
Nine of Swords
Two of Swords
Six of Cups

If he has been, its not in the matter you are expecting it to be. Their relationship is entirely platonic and it is awkward between them. One of them might want more out of the other but it is not happening. He or she would have to take an extra, uncomfortable step into getting personal and they are too afraid. Their relationship is not full of emotions like it used to be.

What is going to happen for us?
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There is a big choice i have to do about my academic progress, could a reader give me an hand?
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Trading

Was it a good idea to add (but mostly you :P) at the end of that email?
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>>18653775
Sorry about the delay. The store got packed. I took a break and I'm in the back with my cards. I'm writing up your read now
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>>18653815
Four of wands, Nine of cups, Two of wands

In a strange pace of fate yes. It was better than good since it was a great idea.

How will my meeting go?
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>>18653775
>king of Pentacles, knight of wands, the emperor, Judgement, eight of Pentacles
All good news here! You're going to have a great time on your date. It'll be important to remain in control of your passion, but don't be afraid to be romantic. She wants the sparks, but don't make her feel uncomfortable. She's expecting a lot out of this date as well, but you'll be able to deliver. She'd like you to take control as she's a little nervous herself. She just wants to be able to focus on enjoying herself and making a good impression on you. You two will have more dates, so don't forget to ask when you'll get to see her again.
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>>18653789
>Judgement, three of wands, Magician, eight of cups, five of swords
You two are going to do your best to make good things happen, but one of you just isn't going to push harder and things will start to fall apart. You'll try to salvage what remains, but there isn't much. This is a scenario where one comes out on top (at least best possible scenario) and the other is in the lowest of the low. It doesn't look good. Seems like there is a lot of potential for things to go well, but someone just isn't doing their part. Maybe you can figure it out and get things back on track before they're ruined.
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>>18653856

Thanks! I hope i dont drop the spaghetti on this one... its been a while
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>>18653870
Thanks
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>>18653853
Hexagram 8 Solidarity

6 _ _
7 ___
8 _ _
6 _ _
6 _ _
6 _ _

It tells you to focus on people with common goals and interests to make an alliance of some sorts. Look deep down if you have the inner strength to lead on said common goal or interest go for it if you feel like you can handle dealing with leading those people. Otherwise, just side with people while letting the one who can take this through handle this. Be truthful and loyal.

Line 1 says
>Tell the truth, be real
Line 2 says
>Stick to him but don't overdo it, do it with self respect
Line 3 says
>You might have not chosen the right people to associate with because they are not really into what you're into. You thought it was the case but not really.
line 6 says
>You'll end your meeting empty ended because you were on the fence for too long

This is my interpretation so take it for what it's worth. I encourage you google the hexagram to see how it fits your situation.

also thanks
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I'll be performing up to three tarot readings within the next three hour span after this post.

>Notes: Cramming in a bunch of empty words is not what I mean by detail; Explaining the query clearly by providing any relevant information and descriptors is what I mean by detail (exempli gratia, professional project, financial situation). I am slow, and will refuse to read for you if you fail to meet *ALL* the guidelines and requisites in one post.

Guidelines:

1: No death queries
2: No binary queries (Queries that have yes or no answers)
3: No love/romance related queries
4: No vague/unclear/badly written/unintelligible queries
5: No generic/general queries, specific questions *only*
6: One question/thing to be read for per query (Asking for more than one thing to be read even if it is similar/related/rephrased in the query results in automatic disqualification)
7: No queries over 140 characters long. (Gender/Favorite Thing/Shape & Color text *do not* count towards 140 character limit, everything else *does*)
8: Be detailed, but concise (See Good Query examples for an idea of what that means)
9: Use proper punctuation and sentence structure. There's a difference in meaning between "Helping Jack off a horse" and "Helping Jack, off a horse"

Bad Query: "What should I focus on in my academics/career?"

Good Query: "What aspect of my career should I focus on?"

Bad Query "What are results of project?"

Good Query: "What will be the final result of the personal project I'm currently focused on?"

Bad Query: "I've been really unhappy with my life until now and decided I needed to change to see if that helped me. So I just moved in to a new city, have a new job, and quit smoking crack. Will I be happy?"

Good Query: "Will I be happy with the results of the lifestyle changes I've made?"

____

Requisites:

>Gender:

>Shape & Color:

>Favorite Thing: (exempli gratia, the smell of cooking bacon, soaking my feet in a stream, the cool side of a pillow)

>Query:
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>>18654091

Male
Black Obelisk
Rain, everything about it, the smell and the sound

Will I be happy with my career when I move up high enough that it steers in a political direction?
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>>18654091
Male
Purple circle
Sleep

What's the possible personality of my future children?
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>>18654091
Male
Orange Square
Open Green Fields
Currently my mouth/jaw/teeth are not the best and its killing my self-confidence. Will I ever gain the money to properly get them fixed?
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>>18654091

>Male
>Blue Sun
>Sense of Justice

I am going to the movie theater with some friends tonight. There will be this girl i am interested in knowing better, either for friendship or a potential relationship.

Any advice?
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>>18654096

About Query: Peace - 2 of Swords
External Factors: Victory - 6 of Wands
Personal Factors: Change - 2 of Disks
Hidden External Factors: Ruin - 10 of Swords
Hidden Personal Factors: Prince of Disks
Don't Do: Princess of Cups
Do: Happiness - 9 of Cups
Likely Outcome: Ace of Swords
Clarification: Cruelty - 9 of Swords

Nope. You're slowly going to become warped in to an implacable rage-puppet dancing on the strings of people who don't have your best interests at heart (or anyone else' for that matter, except themselves). Dreaming big and thinking you can make a difference for the better is fool's gold when you're this weak willed. Real talk: You're too dense and easy to manipulate, you'll just become another cut & paste crooked asshole instead of doing anything to make the world better.

>>18654110

Denied, # 4, # 5, and # 6.

>>18654141

Denied, # 2

>>18654166

Denied, # 3
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>>18654188
>Denied, # 2

Why?
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>>18654188

>too dense and easy to manipulate

Well damn. I guess I need to become harder to manipulate before I advance that far. Or just stay at the level of metaphorical "janitor" forever.
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>>18654091
Male
Orange square
pizza

What I need to improve on myself to have what I seek in life
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>>18654091
G: Female
C&S: Pink square
F: The warm rush your body gets when someone you love performs a loving gesture, like combing your hair. A feeling that makes you realize how cold and hollow you've been feeling until that moment. It's a short rush of emotion but a good one. :)
Q: Will I be successsful in finding and affording the right naturopath this year?
Thank you
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>>18654212

About Query: Adjustment
Unconscious Driving Force: Wealth - 10 of Disks
Clarification: The Star
External Attitudes: Interference - 8 of Swords
Clarification: The Chariot
What Hinders: The Priestess
Clarification: Valour - 7 of Wands
What Helps: The Empress
Clarification: The Hermit

Stop letting others fight your battles for you. Seriously, put the boots to it right this second. They might mean well but the people in your life are depriving you of the experiences that will teach what you need to get what you want in life. If they won't listen, cut them out of your life and strike out on your own. It might hurt and be scary, but you need to man the fuck up and be real with people-- They're crippling your growth as a person by "helping" you as much as they are. I don't mean some half-assed attempt either, break off all contact and move to the other end of the Earth if that's what it takes to get rid of every trace of them in your life.
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>>18654276
very accurate. My parents are these people.
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>>18654091
Male
Red Triangle
The smell of a new book
Right now I only have one friend and a couple co-workers that seem to like me a bit. Do you think I'll make friends and start being more social soon? How would I go about doing that?
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>>18654269

Denied, # 2 and # 6

>>18654378

Denied, # 6 and # 7
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>>18654091
Male
Purple Triangle
Being Creative (Stories, Art, etc.)

What do people think of me physically? I feel like people are repulsed, and its hurting my self-confidence as well.

(I have a physical deformity regarding my face if that helps, nothing that can't be fixed, but it requires shit loads of money to do so).
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DENIED
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Can anyone interpret these cards for me please?
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>>18654091
Female
Red circle
Receiving a present when you weren't expecting one
Will I be successfully hired in three months with excellent insurance included?
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>>18654406

Denied, # 5, # 6, and # 7

>>18654448

Denied, # 2
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>>18654470
Why're you even trying to do readings if you're gonna keep denying everyone?
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>>18654492

People who pay attention to the guildelines I set as a reader get readings, people who fail to, don't.

>>18654276
>>18654188
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>>18654463
Tried it before sadly, health insurance is very stubborn. Tried it on three different plans so far. I'm basically stuck like this until I can get the money. Sadly going out of country is a no go too.
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>>18654517
Your guidelines however basically denounce 95% of all queries. Considering some of the questions, I'm amazed readers aren't more ecstatic to read them, since they aren't "When will I get a bf/gf and get laid!"
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Anyone reading??
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>>18654517
Moonie, how old are you?
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>>18654091
Female
Brown Horns
The physical satisfaction of cleaning the inside of my ears with a cotton swab.

How will further exploration of my subconscious through lucid dreams affect my waking life?
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>>18654517
Your readings are fun, but I would argue that a couple of those readings should probably be read and don't break your guidelines.
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>>18654529
Later maybe I'll do some lenormand readings, if anyone would be interested in it.
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>>18654628

Not that anon, but I would be.
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>>18654632
Okay! I'll be here in 1-2h!
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>>18654537

About Query: Wealth - 10 of Disks

Likely Result: Success - 6 of Disks
Clarification: Dominion - 2 of Wands
Expanded Clarification: Satiety - 10 of Cups

It's going to lead you to your biggest missing puzzle piece-- The aspects you were lacking that you need to truly enrich your life. You're on the path to acknowledging your own self-worth, and learning to do what makes yourself content rather than just doing what others want. Good on you, keep up the efforts.
________

>>18654524

>"This casserole literally tastes like shit"
>"At least you're not getting gangraped"

Just because it's not worse doesn't mean it's acceptable. By that logic, people should be ecstatic that somebody is only screaming in their face rather beating them to death with a tack hammer.

>>18654542

How I see it:

It's similar to carding people for alcohol/tobacco sales, if you're okay with making a sale when the person has a shady ass looking ID, more power to you. However, if it doesn't fly by my standards, then no amount of subtle/not-so subtle peer pressure to "Be Cool" is going to change that. You (or anybody else, for that matter) are welcome to read for them if you feel they really deserve it and aren't just keen on people getting participation trophies to make everybody feel snuggly.
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>>18654439
No one can?
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>>18654628
Interested
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>>18654091
>one more thing i'll fail at
>just watch this
How can I stop failing at everything i try to start?
Male
Wearing sweaters
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>>18654690
Red Hexagon by the way
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>>18654628
Interested as well
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Trading. Did he ever want to be with her? Does he want to now?
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>>18654673
They were completely acceptable, you're being a crybaby. get a hold of yourself. The goal behind divination should be helping people, not belittling them. Stop doing readings if you're not feeling well enough for it, your energy will affect those as well.
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Trading, I can scry or do tarot.

...am I supposed to go into the Marines in order to become the person that I am supposed to be?
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>>18654673
>that spread

Kek, holy shit. Thanks a lot, Moonie.
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>>18654701
>>18654708
Scry, please
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>>18654708
>>18654714
I'll be using Celtic Cross so it might take me awhile to type everything out, but I haven't bailed. I promise.
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>>18654701
>>18654714

An abacus. It counts out simple sums and keeps track of numbers. Simple, but revolutionary for what it was. A barbell. Weights are impressive. This isn't the person's first time lifting it. The person at the exercise table doing chest presses is not some hulk, but they are somewhat developed and the weight that they are now pushing is impressive compared to the build that they started with. A can of carbonated drink. Opened, but sitting until it has gone stale. There might be some fizz left, but most would not enjoy drinking it. A gas mask, someone inundated with something but not breathing it in.

They had their moment. He has grown past that moment. The drink is still on the table, and she is still in the air around him, but he has moved on. I don't know if this is good news or bad news to you, but it's the news.
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>>18654724
>>18654708
>present situation, obstacle/cause: star, eight of cups
>recent past, background: Judgement, devil
>future influence: eight of swords
>possible answer: queen of cups
>resources: Temperance
>feelings/hopes/fears: four of Pentacles
>outcome: strength, ace of cups

Short answer, yes; going into the Marines will be the most expedient way to become the person you're supposed to be. You may struggle with feeling bound to the service, not because you don't want to perform your duty, but it does require a sacrifice of your personal freedoms to perform this duty. You can't just move wherever you want, you can't really take a vacation when you want, holidays with family are hard to plan, it's difficult to have and to cultivate a romance--things like that. That being said, it's the fresh start you need, even if you're walking away from things, places, and people you love. Strength and Ace of Cups as your outcome illustrate this perfectly.
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>>18654739
Thank you. Makes sense. The two reads I've had on this in the last few months have been saying that one of them still wants something, but neither specified which. This clears up a lot and resonates with me. Thank you.
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>>18654690
>>18654692
Fuck it.
At least give me the "Denied" #XXX reply.
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>>18654774
Moonie said that he was going to do three readings within 3 hours. He already did three, and the set amount of time has passed already. Pay attention.
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>>18654708
want another opinion still?
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New Thread:

>>18654855
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>>18654841

I mean if you want a slightly different question, how long should I stay in my first career field in the service?
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