Make a Wish

Tell it to go fuck itself

>>18650670
Now now anon make your wish and play the game.

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>>18650657
I wish that I would instantly transform into the female form that I desire and everyone excluding myself would believe I was always this way.

>>18650676
That was my wish

>>18650657
I wish every female that goes to my school would feel sexually attracted to me

I wish that none of the wishes posted here come true.

>>18650721
Expected/10

>>18650657
I wish to be omnipotent,even more than you are, without it fucking up my mind,my existence and my being in general.

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I wish that my crush falls in love with me.

I wish to be happy and to have more control over my thoughts.

I wish I gained the combined intellect of a composite human.

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>>18650676

>>>18650753

>>18650734
Same tbqh

>>18650657
I wish to spend the rest of my life with my soulmate.

I wished I met joji ;_;

I wish that no one would ever experience physical pain lasting longer than absolutely necessary to convey actual tissue damage.

(tl;dr I suffer from pointless chronic pain and so do many of my friends.)

>>18650708
>inb4 gangraped by whales

how dis paranormal?

>>18650657
I wish to bear many Demi-God children who will help lead humanity to the Ascension

I'd wish for my memes to be more than dreams.

>>18650975
The entity is collecting the wishes and granting them in exchange for loosh.

>>18650657
I wish to have a big dick.

Or I wish to be a Freemason.

>>18650657

I wish my physical pain will go away.

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I wish I was a demon

I wish I could hug her one last time

I wish I wasn't alone and adrift in this ocean of nothing.

>>18651159
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.

>>18650657
I wish moot would trash this board already.

>I wish everybody on the planet fully understands what happens when they die.
I wish that other people who are not me can't affect what I do, or do not understand, without my permission.

>>18651171
/x/ should be it's own chan where edgetheist shills aren't welcome.

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>>18651178

I wish that my quiet inner sentiment be disturbingly pronounced in the hearts of those around me.

I wish to wake up tommorrow in a totally different life yet one still similar to mine

>>18650657
I wish for good health.

I wish that I would not feel like such a bother to all my friends.

I wish I had as much discipline for drawing as I do for lifting.

>>18650657
I wish for a friendly alien to offer me a place on its spaceship so that we can explore the galaxy together

That would be very nice
I'm not that unhappy I just need a REALLY COOL vacation

i wish i had more controls over my powers

I wish OP's mother dies in her sleep

>>18651636
What kinda powers you got, friend?

I wish my loved one can come back to life.

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>>18650657
That I would wake up as a cute little girl version of myself, but still have the strength of a man to defend myself from pedos, and that i'll only die at the age of 100

seriously, any other wish is retarded

>>18652022
I like this wish, I can get behind this wish. Though I'd want to be 14 at youngest.

I wish Phil to receive unlimited energy.

>>18652022
same

I wish I could find someone that believed in similar things that I believe in.

An odd ball.

I wish i can pay all my debts, so i can start my life over.

i wish my dick was bigger :^(

>>18650657
I wish that Humanity will grow past the great filter

wuba luba dub dub

to be able to put my hand on any book and absurd the information contained within and retain 100%. kind of like matrix download. just instant book absorption.

>>18650861
smoke chronic mane
for your
chronic pain

I wish to have all the energy the will the belief the emotion of the previous wishes at my disposal.

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I wish to be a completely immortal mantis/lobster/centipede god.

mind control. make the richest motherfuckers sign shit over to me. thats about it. use those free resources. or just mind control my way through life.

>>18652425
Mind control seems like one of those powers that would inherently be evil to some degree.

It would take a lot of self control not to use it for every whim. Or even just the stuff that I know would be morally wrong but have a base desire to do. I'd do a lot of good stuff with it too, but I don't think it would balance out in my conscience.

I wish for me and my twin flame to unite

I wish for my works to be a success

I wish I had the power to sway people to believe in my political ideology.

>>18650657
I wish I had the motivation, connections, and skill to be successful in my current career field.

I wish she would be mine.

I wish to be successful so I can pass it on to my family

>>18650657
I wish I could go in mai waifu's world and living with her happily ever after.

>>18650657
I wish that everyone that isn't me died, right now.

>>18652666
Nice devil's trips man

I wish I could just live a normal, happy life with those I love and care for

>>18650657
reaching my full potential in a positive way

>>18650657
I wish to find my soulmate

>>18652892
kek

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I wish I had friends who actually answer my phonecalls asking if they want to do something

I wish my mind could constantly be in the same state someone is when they take NZT, without the bad side effects.

I wish I could die and nobody would care. :)

>>18650657
I wish more threads like this would get made.

I wish i could do what i loved right

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>>18650657
I wish to be an all powerful robot soldier.

I wish I had loads and loads of money

>>18650677
this

I wish I could go back to how things were.

I wish to eventually learn how to be happy with myself and life.

It's sweet to see kids doing this.
Someday you'll learn that wishes can come true.
And the day after, you'll learn that nothing comes for free.

I wish that my abuser would die.

>>18650657
I wish they could finish the trilogy of w40k space marine

I wish I had enough money/job prospects to move back to New York.

I wish I could live in a forest.

>>18650708

inb4 you're actually a primary school teacher.

>>18650657
I wish that she would text me.

>>18652415
I keep THC in my body at nearly all times, and while it helps, I still hate having chronic pain.

I wish, happiness for everyone - let no one be left out!

>>18650657
I wish for 12 tons of tapioca pudding

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>>18650657
I'll bite, I wish that me and my wife can work off this extra weight. Fuck soda.

>>18653394
fuck you i like being miserable

>>18653258
What's the price?

>>18652044
Oh hey thanks for making my wish for me my dude! :^)

i wanna have (functioning) elektrokinesis

I wish the guy I liked likes me back

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I wish everyone could feel Big Pepe's unconditional love so he may manifest with us.

>>18653536
What's the price?

>>18653669
i felt it was nothing about love. it was about afternoons not knowing what to do and being happy you arent some other people around you.

I wish that wishes won't work

>>18650657
I wish to have the unlimited, unbound by the laws of physics ability to shape-shift without experiencing physical pain or losing intelligence or the aforementioned ability.

I wish that every time I put my hand in my pocket there will be money

>>18650657
I wish I will gain more wisdom and knowledge to help me and those I love through this journey

I want unlimited free high speed wi-fi at my house.

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>>18651003
>Demi-God
is among us
>"Born" in Roswell, NM
really makes u think..

I want most of these wishes to come true. I want to know what the price is. And lets all party afterward.

>>18654573
Bruce Willis couldn't even handle her

I wish for the powers of Superman
Pretty casual but I would use it to overthrow all governments and create a world-wide fascist regime under my power

infinite poon and tendies

>>18650657
I want to split in two different persons

This wish manifested after I watched an episode of The Twilight Zone. I wish I could stop time at any given moment. That means I could move but everything around me stayed frozen. I could take as much money as I wanted, steal things, get myself out of tense situations, catch up on sleep, fuck any girl I wanted, the possibilities are truly endless.

I wish I knew what I should have wished for

I wish I knew everything.

I wish for a box with unlimited money that the government would never question

I wish to gain your powers, taking your place, gaining all your advantages and no side effects, being free of ever having to grant a wish.

>>18654888
Cool, you are transexual now anon.

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I wish for that all boards on 4chan automatically and permanently redirect to /b/

>>18654894
I already was

I wish tree fiddy man

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I wish i had a cool girlfriend

I wish that all that we don't know we know

I wish to have a quartz like >>18652142

>>18650657
How many of you were too retarded and unfocused that you didn't wish for...

I wish for peace on earth.

>>18654980
I wish that everyone has the face of Tupac

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I wish I was off of probation.

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