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I read somewhere that a monk, upon visiting a different world, saw that the Lotus Sutra was different in that world.
I believe I have stumbled unto a different reality and used the Google of that reality. I saw that every page was like its real-world counterpart but tainted by the mistakes of that reality and, furthermore, some pages referenced other dimensions and contained instructions (presumably by more-enlightened beings) on how to set your mind into other frequencies so you can visit other dimensions. As is custom in spiritual matters, the instructions were rarely literal, they were more like hints.
Some days later, I was receiving a form of psychic attack (I kept getting the image of the guy from that saw movie) and it occurred to me, I googled "how do I stop the saw guy" and I got the Statue of Liberty in the results: not a single saw guy appeared. Only later did I realise I was still using the astral plane Google, not our Google. This google was made to understand queries like this and suggested me the statue as a protective charm (it has anti-memetic properties in the astral plane) while shielding myself from further bad memes.
Has anyone else visited parallel reality media?
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Wow this level of role play is astounding.
How fucking bored can you possibly be?
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>>18650612
^this
But hey, here we go. How did you "stumble into" an alternate reality and why wouldn't you just go get some dank ass alternate weed or eat an alternate hamburger. Sigh, would have been a better thread, at least.
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>>18651035
Only my internet accessed the alternate reality
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>>18649787
how to reach pls?
also if this is fake why do you shills have such invested interest in telling people its not possible?
if you dont beleive it then get fcked cnt, nobody asked for your shitty opinion
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>>18651974
>I have a sandwich under my bed that talks to me and knows how the world will end. If you don't believe it or call it retarded then you're just a shill who doesn't want people to know about the time sandwhich
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>>18652000
but why do you need to disprove somebody who is insane?
>that guy wants to talk about a world ending predicting sandwich on /x/?!? alright, he's obviously not insane, i better tell him why he's wrong and retarded
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>>18652000
shill without a cause is still a shill
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>>18651974
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>>18649787
yea it happens to me on this board all the time alternate /x/ is a lot more interesting and enlightening.
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