vampire hunting

Just hang out at the graveyard and dust those fools

Just pretend that every homeless person you see is a vampire

>>18647502
Even better pretend that any pale skinned person you see it's a vampire.

>>18647510
and thus BLM was started.

>>18647447
Reminder 1: if vampires are real, they're physically superhuman. You have no chance in a fair fight.

Reminder 2: posting on /x/ is not enough to make an insanity plea work.

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why kill them?
why not [spoiler]sex[/spoiler] them?

>>18647447
just mindcontrol them xD

>>18647536
do you have experience with this?

>>18647566
yep, just come to the catacomb and i'll introduce you to a gang of slutty vampires. trust me.

>>18647581
i love catacombs!!!

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>>18647515
Imagine if vampires acted like niggers if one them got killed.

"That deranged lunatic killed my son. He was a very well mannered boy. He would have gone to church if he wouldn't die in the process. My dear son was just about to rework his life, He planned on drinking strictly animal blood, and giving up on human blood all together. Why do these racist vampire hunters attack us? We haven't done anything of ill intent towards anyone."
>Proceeds to burn down cities while eating all of the human population

>>18647549
>>18647447
Yea burvs you gotta use the red strings ma dude

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>>18647993
Kek, you have to admit, that thread was pretty good. That faggot got trolled pretty good. Especially by that "vampire" at the beginning.

>>18648005
link to thread if it still exists?

>>18648014
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18624727/
Here ya go