Do you reckon there are some evil entities browsing this board?

>>18646436
Ssshhhh..... Quiet....

I'm lovely really.

am the toadman

repent, fools

>>18646436
Depends on what you mean by Entity.

Is there some ethereal demon reading some bs rp's? No.

Is there something genuinely not good thing gathering information for some nefarious purpose? 50/50 chances.

it also comes down to what you consider evil. To a demon, angels are evil.

Not any other than edgy kids, that will never see a real pussy in their lifetime.

Not usually to harvest souls, if that's what you are implying. Mostly just shit post and derail threads for the hel of it.

>>18646436
I reckon you're a nigger.

>>18647269
yeah, yeah, keep engaging in primitive hedonistic behaviours and thinking you're so much better than everyone else.

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>>18646436
Hmmm... I think modern kids movies are a big indicator of evil entities who have become tech savvy, anyone agree?

>>18647787
Yay, verily.

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>>18647796
Can you repeat yourself? I didn't catch that...

>>18646436
What if 4chan was real? Like it was in the physical world, instead of on the interweb

>>18647978
wow that's pretty spooky, are you a low tier demon?

>>18647444
You reckon you can suck my dick?

>>18647978

Jesus, relax. Some of us are faint of heart.

>>18647978
Why must a bare my breast out here on the train, daddy? O-okay, if I must. Oh, the men, they are groping me with primal lust. Tearing at my supple breasts! They're tearing my flesh..I am nothing but meat! Meat to be devoured! Yes! Yes! They are devouring me whole! I am so wet with fluid and blood! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>18647455
Virgin-shamers and puritans both need a sword up their arse.

>>18648083
Oh my.

>>18648088
And you obviously need a dick up yours, gaylord

>>18648089
Oh my indeed.

>please

>>18648170
dude wtf is this delete this now
/x/ is a blue board you literal satanist

am entity AMA

>>18648245
can movies be satanic? is norm of the north satanic? i had to watch with my little cousin and it seemed pretty evil

>>18648254
evil can only exist within yourself. understand that your perception is intropection

>>18648070
No, stop. Nobody likes a desperate faggot.

>>18648352
Yes, go. Everybody hates a needy heterosexual.

>>18648415
It was almost perfect, but "desperate" and "needy" aren't really opposites. Perhaps "Everybody hates a contented heterosexual"?

>>18648245
what tier of demon are you

>>18648440
More like what tier of demon are JEWS, amirite?

>>18648482
So you're a chaos/trickster demon, got it. Had any summons or anything recently? I can see why such an entity would be attracted to a place like 4chan

The real question is, can demons in other dimensions on the astral plane access the internet?

>>18648431
no

>>18646436
Yeah, we get pretty decent connection speed here in hell.

woooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooooo

>>18648739
yes

>>18646436
If you mean demons or shit like that no, but if you the CIA, NSA, FBI, MI6, whatever the KGB is now then yes.

>>18648765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU

>>18648440
"tier" is a prodruct of solomon and rather insulting

Kek does recon here.

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>>18646436
>I wouldn't worry about it

>>18648170
JESUS!

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>>18649584
Make me a succubus, demon lord!

>>18649584
>Not 666 get
Fake and gay

>>18649584
That picture makes me feel weird.

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Yes

>>18648839
Role-playing bullshit.

>>18649666
*bows before demon lord*

Pretty certain I'm passing through the incarnation of Baphomet, but from what I've read. I'm not really sure it's evil. I don't think I'm evil. But yeah, if you include some of the people on this board, I'm sure there are.

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>>18649705
If you have ever caused someone to suffer, then you have sinned

Repent, for the end is nigh

>>18646436
No, because evil entities don't exist. There's only science. Join us in the enlightenment. Grow your mind.

>>18649709
I've paid my penance many times over, and now I'm the only one owed.

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>>18649724
Your crimes aren't even close to being repaid

Where is my restitution ? I received no payment for what you did to me

>>18646436
yeh
reddit

>>18649709
I have sinned, it is my nature. I do not repent for what comes naturally.

>>18649716
Science is just a method to make sense out of what does not.

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>>18649816
I too have sinned, for it was in my nature, but know this heathen: You will die, and I will drink your blood without so much as a second thought of you

>>18649755
those dubs tho

>>18649724
you better respect those dubs

We're a spinoff of /b/ so there might be some pedophiles browsing.

>>18649632
NO YOU MAKE ME A SUCCUBUS, MOTHAFUCKER, OR I'LL SMOKE YOUR ASS‼

>>18649705
>>18649709
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>>18649829

Samefag.

>>18649821
I'm going to be laughing the whole time and staring you in the eyes to make it weird.

>>18649940
I would if I could.

>>18650571
OH NOW YOU GOT MY DICK HARD, YOU LITTLE SHITSUCKER. GIMME AN ADDRESS.

>>18650646
If we turn each other into succubi, we could scissor.

>>18646436
OP here, disgusted that this thread is still up

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

>>18650689
OP here, why would you act like me? Are you an evil entity?

Don't you have anything better to do?

>>18649632
I wish I looked like that.

>>18650646
MEET ME SOMEWHERE

>>18650759
…

THAT SOUND LIKE ME!

>>18650759
CAN YOU DO THIS OR NOT? I'M VERY HORNY THINKING ABOUT IT.

>>18650856
YOU GOT A PROBLEM, BITCH? WELL COME GET SOME‼

>>18650901
I WILL YOU BODACIOUS BUTT FUCKING PHONY!

>>18650916
YOU WANNA ADDRESS, MOTHERFUCKER? GIMME ONE!

>>18650961
YOU CAN'T GET NONE OF THIS LESS YOU CAN FIND IT!

I'm so wet.

>>18650972
ALL THAT YOU ACT ON 4CHAN DON'T MEAN SHIT. PUT YOUR CLIP IN YOUR GLOCK, AND YOU COME GET SOME. YOU WANNA ADDRESS MOTHERFUCKER, GIMME ONE!

>>18646436
I'm sure if a ghost or a demon possessed someone then that person used the board, then I'm sure maybe. Truth is, their is no way to prove or disprove that malevolent or benevolent entities use the internet, but stories and folklore do suggest that ghosts may have made their presence known online or over wireless more then once. Has it ever happened here? Could a board related to the paranormal attract the paranormal? that's a good question. I wonder if their is any way to see if a ghost or someone saying they were a ghost, or supernatural entity (I'm sure it happens aka the diva who "controls vampires" from the other night) but is their any validity behind them or are they all just kids rping every time? could be the start of a very interesting paranormal research subject for someone with the time and resources.

>>18651010
TURN ME INTO A HORNY SLUT AND I'LL GIVE YOU AN ADDRESS THEN I'LL BITE YOUR DICK OFF AND BUTT FUCK YOU WITH IT!

>>18651079
>>18651010
Ok this it's getting out of hands.

You two fuck or get off the internet.

>>18651079
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR FUNKY ASS THIS MORNING.

>>18651091
I'LL PUT A BULLET IN YOUR ASS, BITCH.

>>18646436
Yes most of them don't ever realize they are only here to keep browsing and trolling. Some of them spend years not questioning why they still come here ten years later.

>>18651098
YOU FUCKING SCROTUM SUCKER, YOU GET ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AND THE DISMISS IT ALL JUST LIKE THAT?!

I'd be more surprised to find any good entities

>>18646436
Probably. A lot of anons are huge dicks and what you'd call evil. If your talking about ghosts or whatever, that's pretty fucking dumb.

>>18651134
BOO! You dumb sonofabitch!

>>18646436
I bet there are several jews browsing ecks right now.

>>18651123
BITCH ASS NIGGER. YOU KEEP CALLING MY CRIB WITH THAT BULLSHIT, I WILL SMOKE YOU!

>>18651176
>176▶
>>>18651123
Enough foreplay, can someone give them a private chat room already?

>>18651181
SHIT SUCKING ASS BITCH ASS NIGGER. MEET ME SOMEWHERE!

>>18651196
MEET ME AT THE CIRCLE K, YOU LIMP DICKED WINDOW WASHER!

>>18651213
AY, FINE. GIMME TWO MINUTES, LEMME PUT THIS CLIP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. RIGHT NOW: MEET ME SOMEWHERE‼

>>18648091
>triggered

>>18647978
Bro thats some spooky shit

>>18646485
/x/ is data mined and shilled constantly, guaranteed.

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>>18651289
Fucking /x/philes and your irrational beliefs in the paranormal. Everyone knows that shills are an urban myth.

>>18651306
hahahahaha
Classic.

>>18646436
I'm not for reckoning that there were evil to begin with.

>>18646436
Probably jews

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>>18646436 quite possibly.

>>18646436
no, theyre all on /pol/

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>>18646436

Yes. I 'recruited' a shadow demon and tasked it with reading /x/ for me when I cannot. The real kicker is I've asked it what it learned maybe twice and it didn't have much to say, lots of images to show me though.

The images are probably my favorite part of this board.
Real, helpful, informative text posts are few and far between.

>>18646436
YES

>>18654259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMqRkZjvwSc

I WILL SMOKE YO BITCH ASS

MEET ME SOMEWHERE

>>18654930
I GOT MY PIECE RIGHT HERE, GIMME AN ADDRESS YOU SHITSUCKIN ASS MOTHAFUCKA.

>>18651235
Moar liek niggered, amirite?

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I miss [spoiler]God[/spoiler]

>>18654961
Be nice

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>>18654961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nFoyJiUJY

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>>18646436
The fact that this shit thread is still up is a big indicator that something is controlling the board

>>18655940
I AIN'T TRYNA HEAR ALL THAT PUNK ASS SHIT, HO, MEET ME SOMEMOTHAFUCKINWHERE!

>>18646436
lets all try and call an evil entity to /x/ lets think of a way, and collectively try to do it. it says the more people focused on something paranormal, the more power it has, so when we have time, lets all focus on a evil entity visiting x, channel it, collectively on our own time, and see if anything happens. we could say, channel a spirit of someone who died online angry, like that guy who overdosed on pills on a forum while... Abraham Biggs would be a nice angry suicide ridden ghost, but the mythology of the slender man also has a lot of raw memetic power. so choose either, and try and "channel" or call it with your mind, or words, or even a post, to come to x and join us so we can have words with the unknown we seek to make sense of. we don't have to, I'm just saying this could be an interesting group experiment.

>>18653860
do shadow demons like cat memes?

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he is dead, he is angry, he is furious with those who use the internet, those who did nothing to save him, a lost and rage filled specter. Behold! an offering of kfc to this dark soul! let he who ended his life of torment beckon forth and join us on x! In the name of Sanford and Son, and the god Pluto, not the dog, I command you, spirit of Anthony Biggs, rise fourth, and do stuff, now!

>>18656061
*forth

>>18646436
Yeah CTR/JIDF
>inb4 le go back to pol :DD

>>18655951
fag

>>18646436
bump cause I want to see this thread when I wake up and be reminded as to what /x/ has become

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>>18656451
haha yes

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a message from an evil entity....
making your way in the world today...
takes everything u got! Taaaking aaA break from aaall your worries.. Sure would help a lot! Wouldn't ya like to get away? All those nights when you got no liiiights, the check is in the mail, and your little angel hung the cat up by the tail, and your third fiancé didn't show!! Sometimes you want to go, where everyone knows, your name?

>>18656837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU

>>18656816
>reminded as to what /x/ has become
>implying it wasn't always like this

If there are this will probably just attract them.
>speak of the devil and he shall appear

>>18656843
Not the same anon but I just came on 4chan for the first time in 6years, /x/ is fucking terrible compared to what it was.

>>18656845
Ouch. I did that in late 2015 after a six year hiatus as well, shit's fucking rough. Things had already well since entered hell in a hand basket by then, but it's actually gotten much, much worse in just the last year and some months, too.

>>18646436
Yeah, the mods.

>>18656845
mexicans, feminists, tumblrinas, redditors, and underage kids have ruined /x/.

>>18656868
Oh, i almost forgot the druggies.

>>18646436
Directly browsing? No.

Indirectly? Yes. Look behind you.

>>18649666
AHHHHHHHH ITS HABBENING

>>18656868
So you mean you

>>18646436
do you know magic is studied in morroco. and my friends mom was victim of it.
putting in mind you know magic is real

>>18646436

I would not worry about it.

>>18646436
You mean like the CIA? of coursh.

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Gimme souls, desu

>>18649669
How can you be so sure? Do you think intelligence agencies are just going to start posting AMA threads? Don't be a fool.