Greentext General - Oldies and OC welcome

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>>18643036
lots of white space in this one, story's decent though

I'm gonna pull together my own story, two secs

>>18643046
>been seeing my girlfriend for just over 3 years now, she's in university and still lives with her family
>their house is a decently-sized, two-story, 5bedroom Edwardian affair with an attic and shit
>lives with her mum, dad, older sister who is away on-campus most of the time for her own uni course and her younger sister who is 14 right now
>girlfriend has mentioned a couple of times in the past that she feels creeped out by her house and hears noises during the night
>has also talked very often about periods of nightmares with repeating themes, settings and people she doesn't recognise
>considering the age of the house, always figured these things were natural and the dreams could be stress
>GF has also mentioned explicitly that her little sister has seen some weird stuff in the past and gotten SUPER freaked out about it
>so much to the point where she doesn't mention it anymore
>most of the weird shit, for GF has only happened in her bedroom but I've gleaned that lil sis might've seen other things elsewhere

>i'd never stayed over at hers and actually stayed in her room, i'd usually sleep downstairs on the couch
>christmas 2016 her folks insisted that i use her bedroom as we're pretty serious now and they said it'd be inhospitable since they've known me a while now
>cool, i'm down
>fast forward to that night and we're getting ready for bed

>>18643092
>GF's bedroom is pretty cosy, lots of knicknacks on the shelves, rose-coloured walls and the double-bed is in the centre of the room

>just an aside - i'm a horror writer and journalist, so i'm in love with anything that resembles legitimate paranormal phenomena
>as a result, after GF told me the vagueries about seeing things in her room -
>usually referring to this unnamed woman; pale and sickly looking, but dressed well despite her face and mannerisms -
>i'd almost always pursue her for further details, asking what is probably far too many questions
>she's become reserved, i'd drop the subject
>asking questions about her little sister's experiences seemed like particularly thin ice. She had definitely experienced some trauma or frightening event and had to console her sister afterward

>point being, even though I knew very little about previous experiences with what might be in the room, in the back of my mind I was nervous and unsure of what to expect
>it being almost 2am and with it being christmas I'd had about 3 beers, so I was ready for a deep sleep with no dreams
>we turn off the lights, the room is very dark apart from a slight light from the very top of the window which is directly across from the foot of the bed

>>18643119
>I wake up around 10am the next day - scottish winter but the light is very bright coming in from the open window and the room is in full view with no obstruction
>I blink my eyes a few times and look down toward the window and see a tall figure at the foot of the bed, at least 6ft
>woman, mid-30s to early 40s
>dark hair, ash brown and tied back in a bun with a white hat on, white brimmed but not like a sun hat - formal dress type from the early 1900s
>I don't know much about fashion styles and their time periods but it wouldn't have looked out of place in a victorian or tudor period drama if it wasn't white
>her dress is white also, with a slight bell shape toward the bottom and frills all over
>can't distinctly recall the nape, i think it was a V-cut neck of the dress
>she's facing the right-wall from where i'm sitting and pointing up with her right hand, toward a spot on the ceiling
>her face is morose but not very expressive
>i blink my eyes a lot, making sure i'm not dreaming or the image i'm seeing is not a distortion of light and shadows or something
>no change, she's still there

>she disappears after a few seconds, just fades. The furniture behind her and the light coming through the window is in no way arranged to project her shape, or confuse me
>totally baffled as I've never had any sort of paranormal experience before despite being interested in theme
>ask GF about it later and tell her what I saw
>ask her what's directly above her room, toward that corner she was pointing at
>it's the attic, around where the eaves will be
>of course it fucking is

>>18643031
it looks a bit fake since he doesnt have a what hapened after story

>>18643198
it's horrifically fake
>3 kids go missing, one of which is from a extremely wealthy family
>nothing happens after

>>18643177
>went home later that day and haven't been back to stay the night since
>have talked to GF about it a few times just to clarify what it is I saw and if her experiences are related
>at first she was very hesitant to answer any of my questions, she said because that might confirm that it's not just dreams or tricks of the light
>eventually coax her to help because i'm so anxious to know for sure
>go through her whole appearance, aspect by aspect, every detail matches, even her expression
>shit dude
>GF's not seen her point at the ceiling before, most times she's seen the woman she's been staring at her, or actively seeming to try and scare or antagonise her
>just two weeks ago from today she told me that she woke up on her side and the woman's face was right there, at the side of the bed, inches from hers
>GF said she threw the covers over her head until she was fully awake and then ran out and downstairs

>was also out at a dinner with her family last week and her older sister who lives away most of the time was there, but not her younger sister and the subject of the 'ghost' came up
>older sister has never seen her, but hasn't even slept in GF's room though the little sister has done when she's been sick

>and that about wraps up what I know. I'm very keen to stay over again to see what happens if anything, and I'm curious if the attic has anything to show but as far as I know they just use it for storage and haven't opened it in years

thanks for reading

>>18643215

There's a doll in the attic. It belonged to her daughter.

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>>18643215
"anon don't you want to have sexy times tonight?"
"nah, we gotta keep an eye out for ghost lady. Just in case, are you down for a spooky threeway?"

>>18643215
ward and clense the hourse or move

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>>18643287
anybody still lurkin? i'm dry on these greentexts

im here dude
allso im on this x thread
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>>18642970
dude those stories were cool as FUCK

>>18643401
I know, right? That whole set is my favourite yet

>>18643396
I'm just running through an article I need to get finished, will be back in an hour or so

more greentext

>>18644260
Greentext thread, interesting as fuck OC in it, check it out

>>18642970
Damn, German guy saw some shit. I actually teared up a bit at the end there. Thanks for sharing

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This was in another thread earlier
OC

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>>18643380

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>>18645564

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The guy who wrote this finally did an update

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>>18645956
He mentions doing a q&a before this, but I've never found that
If anyone has it pls post

>>18642970
Holy fuck. That is incredible.

>>18645969
The metal eating dog spirit entry sounds fake as fuck tho.

>that cinematic entrance of the grandad with his gun

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Not a greentext but it's read worthy

>>18645956
>>18645960

I am both aroused and also very, very afraid. Thanks for the story anon, that was a spooky read.

>>18645960
Dude, that's fucking spoopy! (my Greetings btw)

>>18645960
wait what was the bear?

>>18647033
just a regular ol bear

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>>18647044
am I missing something then? why was there a bear?

>>18647076
Because bears exist in the world and sometimes people see them.

>>18647158
>bears exist in the world
you're not gonna fool me, I just come on /x/ for the stories, I don't believe in any of your made up monsters.

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>>18647158

Alright guys ima drop a greentext of something that happened when i was around 7.
> be me
>6/7 years old
>spent a ton of time at my grandparents place with my first cousin
little note, the reason my cousin and i were at our grandparents place is because her mom had went to prison for a few D.U.I charges.
>weekend happens
>decide to spend the weekend at grandparents
>cartoons.jpg
>go to bed around 8/9
>wake up
>gottapiss.ohgod
(the room that we were staying in had two doors and i was near the one that lead into the living room which lead into a hallway that had the bathroom on it)
>look out door
>see some weird shit run from one end of the living room to the other
>awwhellno.mpeg
>wake up cousin
>she doesnt give a shit
>still need to piss
>go out door
>see it run from the bathroom to the room across from it
>mission changed from piss to get grandparents
>walk into entrance of hall
mirror at the end of hall
>look into mirror
>something jumps the fuck tout of that mirror and runs down the hall at me
>piss pajamas
>scream
>lights go on
>grandparents standing above me
>ask me what happened
>tell them through tears
>they tell me to go back to bed
>i do
And to this day, no one in my family believes me

>>18645956
>>18645960
YO
YO
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>18646505
nigger better have brought some top tier offerings for those gnomes

>>18646505
I need an update. Fuck

>>18647614
i never got why we humans piss our pants

>>18647814
the only animals that do it too

>>18647857
no dogs do it to

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>>18645956
I hope hes okay

>>18647959
>dogs
>piss pants

Don't think so Anon

>>18645956
>>18645960
r9k posters arent even real jesus

>>18647857

Uh, no, plenty of animals lose bladder control when they're scared.

Your body is shutting down non-essential functions so you can fight/flee; muscles used to hold your urethra closed are non-essential and use up energy that could be spent on survival.

>>18648006
Fake, but only because the reason you wet yourself when in fear is because being coated in piss makes you severely less appetizing to predators in general

>>18645956
>>18645960
More?

>>18648211
yes

>>18648128
You also lose a significant amount of weight. Think about it this way: some birds (like vultures) evacuate waste before returning to flight because it makes them lighter.

Why would it be different for any other animal, unless such a thing puts them at a significant disadvantage? Human urine is sterile, so a predator would be able to safely eat a person even if they pissed all over themselves provided that their waste hadn't contaminated their flesh (which it wouldn't). If anything, the scent of human urine would make them easier to track, but lighter and more comfortable in the process of fleeing.

>>18648402
The smell of pee scares away predators. I would know, ever since i started wetting myself every night, my dad doesn't touch me anymore

>>18647033
I'm a fucking nerd, but I think the bear is Baby's dad.

You'll notice that he gives the bear human actions after the dad doesn't show up in the encounter where they fuck.

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>>18646505
Please tell me he updated

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>>18647964
Mother fuckin Sherambe

>>18648559
Nope, that was his last post

>>18648533
>Mr. Latrans
>oh shit, canis
>canis latrans

this motherfucker named himself coyote.
ingenious.

>>18648402
>Human urine is sterile
That's not true at all, it's a shitty myth peddled by piss drinkers

>>18642970
Why would he call 911 if he's in North Korea doe

>>18649415
he's in South Korea. Grandpa came from North Korea during the war.

911 = generic for EMS because US culture is ingrained in everyone else

>>18647964
Dont suppose the thread is still going/ you have a link. The post is only a week old

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>>18645956
>>18645960
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>>18647033
On /b/ or /r9k/ there were a handful of theories going around about bear, this is the one I like

>>18648006
The joke was that only humans wear pants anon

>>18643249
I like to think that If I saw the hand coming through the door I would rush and kick the fuck outta the door and smash the hand. But lets be real. I am not the cheeki breekiest guy on the planet.

Anyone have the one about the king and his adviser? He asks the adviser about the fate of various people or things, and "the answer was the same" and at the end the answer was "only death." Can't find it anywhere.

>>18648616
When I typed out our little experience I didnt think to call it herambe. Bad on me. No word yet on our silverware field gun. I'm driving up there next weekend so Hopefully I will be able to grab pics then.

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>>18643249
>someone breaks into your house
>threaten to shoot them

Americans are so pathetic

>>18651931
...and what would YOU do if someone broke into your house?

>>18650527
No, don't feel bad, that shit was funny as fuck. I hope you manage to find that gun

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Favourite guy

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>>18651960
Sacrebleu! Call ze police!

>>18652907
A Frenchman calling for help? Does that come before or after they surrender?

>>18649763
It was a great story, I wish I could find the QnA. If the story is true, how the fuck did Bear or Baby let him fucking write and post this shit?

>>18650527
Were you the OP for that post? dya have a link to the original thread

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This one gets to me a bit.

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>>18653634
Gonna dump, Ill try not to repost anything already here

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>>18653527
I am the OP. The thread is kill.

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>>18653699
Classic

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>>18653654
This is bullshit. But I believe it.

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>>18653747

this turned into a really quality greentext thread. thanks to whoever's been contribootin, there's some good shit you don't constantly see in here

>>18643228
Did anything happen? Did you explore the Attic?

>>18651960
Allow Muhammad to rape his wife and daughter

>>18653628
This one fucks with me, man

>>18651960
Actually shoot them. Why "threaten"?

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>>18654750
Not all states have castle doctrine. Depending on where you live in the US, you may be required to either attempt to flee or warn the invader before being able to fire on them without going to jail.

>>18654763
That's fair, actually.

>>18653637
good guy ghostie

>>18654763
>legally obligated to flee from a home invader even if you're in a position allowing you to defend yourself
Triggered.

>>18655201
It's only a few states. The problem is, even the states that do have a castle doctrine don't always uphold it properly (because god forbid the justice system work properly instead of jumping to defend niggers who rightfully got capped while breaking and entering) so you have to be careful no matter what.

>>18654763
Indiana (i live here) has a stand your ground law, so if you think someone is gonna kill you, you have to right to blow their ass to smithereens.

>>18653738
what the fuuuuuuuuck

>>18643198
I don't know
That place is fucked up

>>18653702
C R Y I N G

>>18643450
2spooky4me

>>18653680
fuuuuuuck

>>18653722
/k/ommandos are fucking mental. i would love to camp with a crazy fucker like him.

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>>18645956
on the one hand i'm into the whole male rape thing, on the other hand i'm not into murdering psychopaths

>>18652979
NIGGER WHAT

>>18653747
taking "innawoods" to a whole new level

>>18645956
>>18645960
fucking retarded don't read. Not spoopy.

>>18653693
N O P E
O
P
E

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>>18653652
>hope we didn't commit mass murder
>fucking killed like 20 people

>>18656776
i think "people" might be a stretch, personally

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>>18643214
the story makes it sound like the castle is lost deep into the woods, but google maps says it's full of roads and restaurants all around it

>>18643036
this story would have been the absolute best badass aussie story if his friend in the car had run up and beat the fuck out of the creature

>>18643267
this story is great, i always enjoy it

>>18643287
go back with guns, a mechanical generator, flares, EMP-shielded cameras and figure out what the fuck is in there

>>18649763
Damn those are some cool theories.

>>18645956
>>18645960
damn, did this guy never hear "don't stick your dick in crazy"?

>>18653637
damn that's crazy

>>18653648
this is actually very good, if roughly written.

>>18653654
>>18653710
same. great story. would make an awesome movie.

>>18653693
S U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

>>18653734
This one is actually pretty good.

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>>18653752
1/3

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>>18658582
2/3

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>>18658588

>>18645956
>tell mom not to cockblock me
>dad agrees
audibly kekd at this ngl

>>18653747
This contained more feels than I was expecting.

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>>18658998

I thought of a rather interesting idea for a story involving smile dog, one where the protagonist has been desensitized to these urban legends/creepypastas and has also seen true horrors, that show themselves on their own accord, at random. The protagonist summons the dog, and brings them to these horrors, to show them what can truly scare people

>>18653637
>Ghost tells you to stay until 3am, right after it told you it's in hell
>3am is a demons hour, as a way to mock Christ, who was crucified at 3pm.
Fucking spooky man.

>be hiking in mountainous area
>not exactly super high altitude or lots of steep cliffs just felt like exploring a bit
>didn't take gun since I wasn't planning to shoot anything
>got backpack with tent, food and water
>gotten decently far from civilization
>see a deer
>big buck, didn't think there'd be any up here
>doesn't seem to have a herd but I figure they're just outside my line of sight or something
>watch it for a bit, feel super peaceful
>it leaves and the sun is setting
>find spot to set up tent
>should have done this earlier but lost track of time watching the buck
>set up camp, gather some dry wood, move a big rock
>while collecting drywood notice I set up close to fairy circle [spoiler] circle of mushrooms, just big whitecaps I think [/spoiler]
>too paranoid to go near it, nothing in it, just grass
>finish setting up, pull out jerky, didn't feel like cooking
>felt really sluggish
>sudden silence
>mild freak out
>never believed skinwalker stories but wished I had a gun with me as all the tales of skin walkers go through my head
>strain my senses looking into bush, wonder if it's maybe just a snake or dingo
>decide I'd prefer a skinwalker to a cassowary
>smell something and feel goosebumps before I realize it smells nothing like the stories
>smells like Turkish Delight, or roses
>turn around and someone is standing there, watching me with their pet dog
>dog is huge husky and he's pretty small which makes the dog look larger
>kind of young adult, he just smiles and waves, asks me what brings me out here
>I'm a little on edge but he's super polite
>kind of feminine and doesn't enter my campsite which is kind of calming
>converses with me for a bit
>asking general non-probing questions, why I'm out here, if I like camping, small talk stuff
>asks if he can have a seat
>thinking nothing of it say sure
>he steps into my campsite and seats himself across from me on the other side of the fire
>his dog lays with him and puts it's head in his lap

>>18660549
>finally notice he was standing in the fairy circle from before
>wonder if I should point that out as he pulls out a metal flask and drinks from it
>he offers me a drink and asks me why I'd camp so far away from "your fellow man" alone
>accept the drink but don't drink yet, he closes the lid and just chucks it into my hands
>tell him I just like to be alone sometimes
>about to mention the fairy circle when he asks me if I want him to leave
>tell him he's fine and take a sip
>almost cough, it's unmixed absinthe
>hand it back to him
>he smiles at me with his eyes closed before taking a sip
>guy is so relaxed and friendly and everything is still so quiet
>wonder if wildlife is spooked off by dog
>mention the fairy circle and ask why he was standing in it
>he stops smiling and looks me in the eye
>says that's just the direction he came from and corrects me calling it a fay circle
>aks him where he came from and if there's a road or town back there I didn't know about
>he dodges the questions a lot
>says he doesn't live around here
>can't get a normal answer out of him
>start to get on edge a little as he dodges my questions
>bush is still silent
>getting tired ask him where he's camping
>smiles, eyes wide and tells me not to worry about it
>super fucking spooked with the fire reflecting off his eyes
>breathing kind of heavy as he stands up
>realize just how short he is, and skinny, calms me until his dog stands next to him
>he takes a sip, stows his flask and politely says he should leave
>won't say why but waits until I say bye before he leaves
>walks right through the fairy circle without stepping on a shroom
>stops in the center and turns back to me
>puts something in his mouth and lights it
>tells me to have a good night and politely asks me not to litter in his bush
>also tells me to relax and informs me that he doesn't bite guys
>leaves with no torch
I didn't get hurt but lots of times that night I felt like I was in danger

bump lol

>>18660549
>>18660550
Cool story mate, examples of how you felt you were in danger?

>>18656776
Keep your voice down the feds monitor this site

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sharing a sp00ky experience that i had

>be me
>live in buttfuck nowhere, NY
>lojk but i do live up in the hills near dansville
>chilling one night
>hear a loud boom
>what
>now this is the point where i either decide it's some fucker hunting or what else
>but it didn't sound like a gun
>i am ready for transcendence
>check outside
>hear scuttling out in the forest
>we have small animals up here so its not unusual
>but it didn't sound like a small animal
>see a light in the sky around where the scuttling is
>suddenly something touches my back
>its reaching down and touching my supple butthole
>look behind me
>its a fucking alien
>"ayy lmao"
>mfw

>>18645960
>>18645956

I just finished watching the entire Wilfred show and whenever The story mentioned bear I just thought of the character from the show.

>>18662347
fuck you anon, you made me spill my spaghetti

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>>18658592
There's a part four, found it in another thread, nice wrap up

>>18662248
Not sure how to describe it, just felt really uneasy.
Like the same feeling you get when something genuinely threatens your life but prolonged and without anything blatantly threatening me.

>>18662384
Holy shit, I'm so glad someone else finally thought that
It kind of works too

>>18643228
Dude. It's not the attic. There's something in the floorboards of the attic

>>18662969
Thanks. Never seen that before

>>18663375
>>18643228
doll poster ain't OP

>>18643006

Anymore like this one? Preferably from PA?

>>18643031
That was fucking great

>>18669202
It was pretty bad and fake. Are you retarded or something?

>>18653686
does anyone have that "white man" story?

>>18672614
>>18658582
Try searching the thread next time first.

bumping for more

>>18660506
wouldn't it make more sense for 3pm to be the demon's hour, then?

Bumpin

>>18651960
Offer up his butthole to the intruder

>>18643036
Ayyy I live in Horsham

>>18642970
Great stuff. Wow.

Does anyone have the one with the psychotic sweet lolita and the fat anon?
She shows him a shed with several tools covered in blood I think then she gives him the fug

>>18653649
>kid who doesn't know it's saturday
that's the most unbelievable part of the story desu

>>18678964
read the thread moron
>>18645956
>>18645960

>>18679964
>falling for it

>>18643215
It sounds like the spirit just wants her story known. Almost sounds like she hung herself. Maybe there's a journal of hers in the attic somewhere?

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>grew up in the pork n beans
>No father, prostitute mother and 3 older brothers
>One of my brothers was killed when I was 4 years old over a 5$ crap game
>When I was about 6 years old my mom met an old school Cuban dude who got her into Santeria
>After that she stopped tricking and started living life right, but she was still poor and illiterate so we stayed in the projects.
>As some of the only Cuban kids there, shit was fucking rough. All the black kids used to jump us. We stuck with the other Spanish kids and eventually as we got a bit older some of the black kids started to respect us.
>I was 8 when my oldest brother started selling crack. This was around 93.
>He was working with a gang that was in control of the beans at the time.
>Eventually he had my other brother and I act as look outs while they sold drugs on the corners.
>When I was 10, I was on the lookout when a old white dude appeared in the block
>He looked like a crackhead, but all he did was star at us 2.
>My older brother goes to tell our oldest brother about the crackhead
>He comes back with a couple other kids from the block and we all go to confront the white dude
>We ask him hey man what are you doing here, who do you know, what do you want
>He points at my oldest brother
>And says with a voice that sounds like it's been grinding in a gravel pit "I know him"
>At that moment, his eyes roll to the back of his head and we all freak out and run
>One of the kids runs to the corner store and calls 911 to pick up the dude
>By the time the ambulance arrives the crackhead is gone
>We stay on the block until it's around midnight (that's when the big boys would come out to slang)
>The second the 3 of us arrive at the house, my mom freaks the fuck out
>Literally falls to the floor, starts crawling backwards screaming and crying, pointing at my oldest brother
>Nothings wrong with him
>But she's saying in Spanish, what is that! What is that! Oh god please help my son

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>>18682737
>We try to calm her down but it's no use
>She won't even look at my brother without crying , he decides to stay out and slang and not freak our mom out.
>My other brother and I go to sleep.
>I wake up in the middle of the night and see my mom returning to the house, she must of stepped out while we were asleep
>We always kept out light on, and I peak throw my eyes and see she has a headless crow and some cigars in her hand
>Decide to not get involved in this one
>Next day she gives my oldest brother some red beads to wear to ward of the spirits
>A few days later, we see the crackhead again
>My brother, fat boy, a 13 year old black kid who weighed like 250 pounds, and I go to confront him
>"Hey man, what the fuck was that about yesterday"
>He smiles and points at Fatboy, and once again his eyes roll to the back of his head and we once again run, but don't call 911 this time.
>The next day, we go out to be on the lookout with Fatboy but can't find him
>We go to his house and his mom says he had left early in the morning but never came back from school
>We start walking around looking for him, but no luck
>A few days later a detective knocks on my mom's apartment and says he wants to talk to us about Fatboy
>We tell him what we know and heard, but they keep pressing us until my mom says we can't to the detective anymore.
>We go out on the block and hear from the other kids that Fatboy was found dead in the Glades
>What the fuck
>We tell my oldest brother about the crackhead, and he freaks out
>That same day my brother buys his first pistol
>He also starts joining my mom in her Santeria meetings
>He never takes out the beads my mom gave him, even when he showers,

>A few months later, he gets arrested for weapons possession
>Obviously, he cannot bring his beads with him
>A few days into his stay he gets into a fight that leaves him with a bad concussion
>A few months later,once he recovers, he is sent out of jail and put on house arrest

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>>18682742
>Around this time, he starts dating a QT mixed girl who comes over on a regular basis
>Within a few months he's off house arrest and back on the block again
>At this point I'm like 12
>My other brother started selling drugs too so I started acting as his lookout
>One day we hear a huge commotion and hear some gunfire
>We run to our apartment and see my brother there with his girl
>I ask him what happened and he says they saw the crackhead again and tried to jump him, but he pointed at my brother, and ripped off his beads from his wrist
>One of the guys from the block tried to shoot the crackhead but he said the bullets went through him like a ghost
>After a few hours, when things cool down, my brother and I go back outside to make some cash
>We arrive back home a few hours later and there are cops everywhere
>Ambulance too,
>Shit wait, why is my mom outside hysterical
>Oh shit
>tl;Dr someone got a shotgun and blasted my brother and his girlfriend through their bedroom window
>Cops obviously said it was drug and gang related
>Take us to the station, and they ask us a bunch of questions about his friends and all that
>No one's knows shit, and my mom was hysterical and kept going on and on about he devil
>We never saw the crackhead again
>Few months after that my mother committed suicide
>My older brother and I got put into foster care and were separated
>We got put with nice white families and ended up not going to prison or with a bullet stuck in our heads
>A few months ago we are driving through Miami reliving some of our fond memories.
>We decide to get a few drinks at Wynwoood
>As we park our car in one of the paid lots off N Miami Ave across from Wood tavern who do we see?
>The crackhead
>We stop in our tracks and just stare at him
>He wasn't too far from Wood tavern, and he starts staring at a sexy group of girls that are walking by
>And he points at them, then stares at us, smiles, then winks.

>>18682737
>>18682742
>>18682749
For reference, this is in Miami FL

>>18682756
why do they allow people like your mother to have children

>>18682918
Third world

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>>18652979
the fucking EYES

>>18650527
bro im fucking choking on my saliva from all this fucking laughter, you and your friends are absolute legends

>>18655258
>thinking only black people break and enter
you wouldnt survive because of your ignorance

>>18688740
>being this humorless

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>>18660549
>>18660550
>big husky
Did it look like this at all?

>>18653641
>white text on red background

I didn't need these eyes anyway

>>18653727
I don't like this one. </3

>>18643432
thats probably one of my favorite creepiest things to ever come from 4chan

>>18653732
I like this one <3 He's a cool dude